Hi folks, this is a double negative but I can't find the Plan B I used so when I do I will post here.
I had the raging horn and decided I needed some pampering with HE. I've seen some good reports on here for Shanghai so thought I would give it a go.
Comms were very good, I think they have someone manning the phones at all times.
I believe the women that greeted me was Lucy. Mid 30s maybe? Not bad looking, I need a lot of facial attractiveness to get me off so maybe a 6 (I'm tough) and thought she'd do. She was very pleasant and made good chit chat.
Massage was pretty good (a solid 8) and thought I was in for a treat. Not really much CC swipes but her nails kept scraping across various parts of my body. A couple of 'accidental' touches kept me pumped.
Asked for the turnover and then boom...."another girl is coming in to finish the massage". I was like uh? What? I thought maybe a nice young 20 year old was going to pop through the door next but oh no. A woman in her 40s and down to about a 2/10 came into the room.
The massage continues but now awful, a half hearted pinch of my legs and wafting of her hands. Then asks the question. At this point I should have said no but I wanted to get off. £30 agreed on topless (I didn't want to see the bottom half of this woman) and off she goes. Rubbish...despite me thinking of England (and past punts) I could not get off. To add insult to injury I heard the other lady greet another booking...so great. I got dumped for another punter. The head massage at the end wasn't even any good!
I was beyond pissed off but still horny when I left. So a hasty look on AW for anyone for hand relief. A couple of non (or late) answers but a brazilian lady agreed £40 for HR and was available now (or so I thought).
She kept me waiting for 20 mins in the cold. I was about to walk when given the address. Passing another punter on the way out.....
Bubbly girl but had a major language issue. Big boobs and a very nice butt so agreed an upsell to 30 mins for another £20.
To cut a long story short. Couldn't get off here either. She kept talking in Spanish, taking a drink, mentioning I was still asleep down there (no...you just keep stopping). Some nice ball licking. I'll give her that. I took over and finished myself.
What a day wasted and £135 down the drain. Home with porn would have been so much more satisfying.
I wish Cara wasn't so busy in Guildford!