(I hope this isn't going against the rules, this isn't really a review or discussion in the usual sense on here, so I hope it's ok to have in the regional section like this. Obviously if the mods think this should be moved or even deleted, then I respect that decision)
I'm not quite on the level of Catweazle, but I do enjoy a good thai massage, and enjoy pushing the boundaries and seeing what I can get out of these ladies knowing that many of them will only offer a HJ regardless of how much money you offer them, when you are able to get more out of them, it makes it that much more exciting.
Siriporn in Little Germany is the closest one to me so is the easiest for me to pick up the phone and be there quickly whenever the urge takes me. So I thought that after all the fuss over Mintra around here, including from myself, it would be good to do a little write up of the girls I've seen there, which I think is all of the current crop, over the last few months, instead of doing an individual review for all the girls. It's basically me trying to continue to contribute but being a bit lazy at the same time. Hope this sort of mass review is allowed in the regional section.
In order of who I think is best, starting with the best:
1 - Leeya - there is another review of her individually on here, which largely mirrors my experiences from what I remember of the review. She's probably in her late 30's, fairly attractive facially, and has a nice body, decent size tits and in good shape. In my opinion, she gives the best overall massage, I find them very relaxing and the time just flies because I enjoy them so much with her. In terms of extras, she's pretty game. She'll always offer you a HJ or b2b for the standard £20/£40, but for £40 I've also been able to basically put my hands anywhere I want on / in her and reverse oral. I haven't had full service because her primary excuse has always been that she doesn't have a condom, and I've never brought one when I've been to see her, so perhaps if you brought one, she liked you, and you offered her enough money, I think you'd have an ok shot at getting this from her. She does 2 weeks on and 2 weeks off currently I think, so you'll have to take that into account when considering her availability.
2 - Sunny - She's in second place by virtue of the fact that Leeya's massages are the best imo, but in terms of how flirty, sensual, and outright sexual the service is, Sunny is number one. Id put her slightly older in her early 40's. facially she is attractive, has a soft seductive voice, and if she thinks your comfortable, with be very happy rubbing and grabbing your cock and balls at times, early on the massage before any extras have been discussed. In terms of the extra services I got from her, I opted for the body to body, she has a pretty great body, especially in soft lighting
has nice big tits and ended the fun part of the massage sucking my nipples, one finger playing with my asshole and one hand wanking me off. The massage itself was good, but the experience with her is more sensual than anything else.
3 - Jasmine - Coming in at a modest but respectable 3rd place is Jasmine. She's well into her forties, quite a pretty face, but in easily her mid forties, she's never going to be as attractive as someone 10/20 years younger than her, but she's still quite pretty. She's very small and petite, I only had one massage with her and it was a good couple of months ago, but I'm 95% sure she had fairly bolted on fake tits, which don't really do much for me. All round the experience with her was just nice and ok. Nothing disappointing, but nothing amazing either. Massage was nice, she's a little more quiet and reserved than the other girls, and comes across as more shy, giggly and submissive than some of the others who you can tell very much feel they are in charge in that room. Opted for a hand job at the end, which was good, whilst I played with her pussy and breasts.
If these were proper reviews, the above three would all be marked as positive. The final two would be negative.
4 - Shasha / Shansha - She's another well into her forties, not very attractive imo, and doesn't even seem like she used to be. The massage was very average, not
awful awful, but quite disappointing. When it came to the extras, she began a HJ, but i just stopped it a few moments into it, as it was just so boring. Has a sort of sad 'air' about her, so I wouldn't recommend her at all. Obviously YMMV, and I don't want to be too harsh, maybe I just caught her on a bad day, but this was my experience and opinion of her.
5 - May - Aaaannnnd, finally, coming in dead last is the lovely May. Unfortunately for me / you, she is probably the best looking of the lot, and the only one that might actually be late twenties, give or take a few years. facially very attractive, nice body, and the worst attitude I've ever come across from a thai masseuse. I think she has a bit of a princess complex, and thinks that you are there to meet her needs and not the other way around. The massage was annoying - I felt that she was trying to "cheat", by trying to make the massage mostly consist of covering various parts of my body with a towel, and applying pressure and making adjustments, which is less effort for her than actually rubbing your hands across someone's muscles constantly. I told her quite a few times that I didn't want towel adjustments, just a relaxing normal massage, and yet she kept going back to the towel. Every time, i would remind her that I didn't want this. This annoyed her. My hour massage lasted for about 30 minutes before she started to mention extras, and told me that pretty much everything was on offer. I would normally be very tempted, but the previous 30 mins interaction with her told me everything I needed to know about her, and therefore I imagine her approach to extras would be to continue to do the bare minimum whilst expecting to be fully appreciated and compensated for this. So i declined any extras, at which point she became a sulking little princess, told me i had a bad attitude, I was rude, and things of this nature. It was only on reflection that I realised just how awful her attitude it was, as in the moment I would prefer to rectify any misunderstandings. But she is clearly an escort masquerading as a masseuse. FWIW, I imagine if you went in with a wad of cash, and paid her what she wanted for the extras services she wants to promote, then she might actually be very pleasant. Maybe our personalities just clashed a little, but I am generally on my best behaviour with WG's as I don't want to be another dickhead who ruins their day, so I really think she's just a bit of a stuck up b1tch.
Thus concludes my summary of the girls of Siriporn, I hope someone finds some value in this, feel free to add your own comments and experiences, and I may well just update this as and when they get any new girls and I have chance to sample them.
Finally, as an aside, I would offer my suggestion to never get sucked into actually liking these girls at all, or believing that they in any way like you. I find most women shallow and wg's are generally purely in it for the money, but thai girls take this to a whole new level. I have had regular girls that I really enjoyed going for massages with, and enjoyed lots of extras, but the second you say you don't want any extras, or in any way indicate that you won't be the cash cow they want you to be, they will become completely turned off to you and cold. Obviously all WG's are basically like this, but thai girls are the best at hiding it when they want something from you and are genuinely colder than any other girls I've ever come across when you dont offer them what they want, so just a friendly caution to not get sucked in by it. They only see you as a walking wallet, and do not actually give a shit about you in any way at all
