I've grouped these reviews together, since people always complain that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I've tried to be as factual as possible, but seeing these ratings in the same post maybe at least can give an idea of my standards, and perceived comparative merits of the WGs. I hope it's helpful in that respect even if you have different views. I'm sure that as soon as it's posted someone will pick holes in it - I don't care - but bear in mind that evaluating WGs like this, even if it is one person's opinion, is more of a job than just enjoying myself by writing soft porn about them with little or no information like age, cost, physique ... details which many punters find valuable. So apologies in advance for any shortcomings. I've tried to add links and photos where available. In short, the sort of things I look for myself when reading a review.
I need to cut down the amount of time I spend on the forum so tried to think what would be the most valuable contribution. I think reviews, much as some people have denigrated them, are a backbone of UKP. The other unique strand is frank help and advice to punters. Both are utterly thankless tasks. But I hope some people maybe appreciate them, even in retrospect.
I've put 'half-term' but it's really 'half year.' All these women are currently available as far as far as I am aware. All reports are based on recent experience within that time. If any WGs or their fans are dissatisfied with the ratings please remember it is just one person's opinion. Girls that want to improve will hopefully appreciate the frankness. I'll link the positive recommendations in the main review section to make them easier to find. The others are more down to personal taste although I am not outright recommending them. There were no horrors (although the ones from LSS that I haven't marked positive almost come pretty close). Many of them give perfectly acceptable service except when I consider the money paid and then I feel the service was not as good as it could or should be. Regards to Sperto of ISG Brasil - I've adapted his ABC 'ratings' system FWIW.
Best wishes
Marmalade.
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POSITIVE RECOMMENDATIONSHidden Image/Members OnlyLanyaRating. Room: A. Service:A+ Looks: A-
PSE gold starAW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 21 (stated, and looks 21)
Dress size etc: size 8, 34b natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Nice modern room, good bed
Service & attitude: First rate deep-throat, and will fill the time with good sex, not waffle. OWO & facials. Intelligent & engaging.
Looks & physique: slim, fit young girl. Gap in front teeth. Student-looks.
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: English
Comments: Profile says she will finish working mid-July; genuine student; takes SMS, no calls. Polished and professional, takes the job seriously, but always engaging and never jaded.
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Hidden Image/Members OnlySeductive-Suzi GFE gold starRating. Room: A+. Service:A+ Looks: A-
AW:
External Link/Members Only Age: 24 (stated, appears correct)
Dress size etc: size 8 (could be a 6), small breasts, probably 32a
Area: Leith
Room: nicely prepared, relaxed, candles
Service & attitude: Warm, very laid-back and welcoming. Gentle & relaxed.
Looks & physique: very slim
Price for half hour: £55-70 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: punters with feedback only. Used to be called Edinburgh Suz. Takes breaks from working so not constantly available, but generally amenable.
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Hidden Image/Members OnlySweet 'n' Petite (Nicole)
gold star for 'sophisticated encounter'Rating. Room: A+. Service:A. Looks: A-
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 29 (stated, looks no more than that)
Dress size etc: Size 6, 32a
Area: Leith Walk
Room: Sensuous, candles, feels like a fantasy encounter.
Service & attitude: suave, sensuous, languorous, captivating.
Looks & physique: classic petite blonde; lights dimmed so hard to tell if she is as stunning as she appears.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: no CIM. Used to be called Delectable Nicole.
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Runners up:Hidden Image/Members OnlyThese two girls get a special mention for offering outstanding service within the limits of the establishment.
Marie (Greek, late twenties) London Street Sauna
Andrea (Romanian, early twenties) London Street Sauna
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OTHERSHidden Image/Members Onlynote: photo is not realisticAmber Rose xoRating. Room: B+. Service: C+. Looks: C+
AW:
External Link/Members Only Age: 18 (stated, but probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 14, 36E natural
Area: Leith
Room: pleasant enough but a bit untidy
Service & attitude: OWO quite competent, but overall service was robotic and unengaged.
Looks & physique: Much chubbier than appears in the photo, especially in the face. Double chin. But made at least made a good effort with hair and make-up.
Price for half hour: £50-£60 depending on special offers
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: clearly just does the job when she needs the extra money; mostly just lies there; had to ask for oral, but it was performed quite well. Many tattoos. Great, enormous natural E's.
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LadyLili Rating. Room: B. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 20/21 (stated, realistic)
Dress size etc: probably about a 12, maybe a C-cup.
Area: Pilrig
Room: compact but pleasant
Service & attitude: bubbly, effervescent and very enthusiastic if a little bit keen to tick all the boxes. Very much likes to please but seems a bit scatty in an almost cute way.
Looks & physique: pretty young girl, long blonde hair.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: Polish
Comments: has taken down her AW photos but she is reasonably hot (the PG ones were good). Doesn't seem to be able to understand the AW system at all.
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This one nearly scrapes a strong recommendationHidden Image/Members OnlyLizzie xRating. Room: A. Service: B+. Looks: A
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 18 (probably not more than 20)
Dress size etc: Size 8, 34E natural
Area: Meadowbank
Room: Modern house with a good bed.
Service & attitude: Enthusiastic. CIM OWO facials.
Looks & physique: Very pretty, slim & petite, big breasted.
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Does her best to provide a professional service. Rather excitable personality.
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This one is massage and HE onlyHidden Image/Members OnlyLucrezia7Rating. Room: A-. Service: B. Looks: B+
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 28
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Broughton/Leith
Room: Very nicely appointed large room, unusual decor, single-bed size massage bed.
Service & attitude: Strictly topless massage & HE, no oral, very limited touching. Very polite and engaging personality-wise, if verging on slightly up herself. The sensual massage seems professional, and she doesn't skimp on the HE but seems unengaged while doing it (as if she doesn't find it in the least bit sensual).
Looks & physique: tall, slim, well-pronounced nipples. Looks reasonably hot topless.
Price for half hour: £50
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: Really is topless massage & HE only, if that's all you want it's quite acceptable.
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Hidden Image/Members OnlyScarleteRating. Room: A. Service: A-. Looks: B+
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 21
Dress size etc: Size 8, 32b
Area: Meadowbank
Room: pleasant room with a decent bed
Service & attitude: Sweet petite young girl. Can seem quite shy but offers a good service without wasting any time.
Looks & physique: Tiny physique. Could look exceptionally pretty if she tried a bit harder.
Price for half hour: £60
Ethnic origin: British
Comments: a very nice girl but a bit lacking in oomph!
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Hidden Image/Members OnlyScottish Barbie NicoleRating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: A-
AW:
External Link/Members Only Age: 19 (stated, but probably early 20s)
Dress size etc: Size 10 (stated but looks more likely a 12), 34EE (enhanced)
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed. The street can take a while to find.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (fucking by numbers)
Looks & physique: great chest, not quite as slim as she looks on the main photo. Fit.
Price for half hour: £65
Ethnic origin: Scottish
Comments: Beautiful telephone manner. Unfortunately she seems to think that giving an efficient service by sauna standards is as good as it gets. She's young, attractive and competent but would benefit from learning from indies instead of duplicating the BSS experience. Doesn't allow fingers inside, probably a few other no-no's, but you get the feeling there's no malice in her though.
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Hidden Image/Members OnlyTightxTeenxCarmen (was: HotCarmen)
Rating. Room: A-. Service: B-. Looks: B+
AW:
External Link/Members Only Age: 19 (probably early twenties)
Dress size etc: Size 6, Cup size probably A/B
Area: Fountainpark
Room: Decent enough room but towel on the bed.
Service & attitude: ex-Sauna girl style (what do you like, what do you like next)
Looks & physique: very petite, probably has great PSE potential
Price for half hour: £70
Ethnic origin: claims first language Scottish, then says parents Italian-English. Probably EE but with good command of English. Has a sister that says the same shit.
Comments: misleading nationality claims on profile can be off-putting (says someone else helped write the profile).
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This one's currently moved through to GlasgowHidden Image/Members OnlyVikki~Rating. Room: B+. Service: B-. Looks: A+
AW:
External Link/Members OnlyAge: 19 (stated; looks reasonable; not more than 21)
Dress size etc: Size 8, probably B cup
Area: currently Glasgow; was Western Harbour, Leith
Room: acceptable
Service & attitude: lacking oomph. Performs ok but lacking any engagement whatsoever.
Looks & physique: not tall enough to be a model but otherwise stunning looks
Price for half hour: £80
Ethnic origin: Russian I think
Comments: seems to be enjoying Scotland and very pretty but a bit boring after that.
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Some others from London Street Sauna, all rather poor and forgettableLooks B, Room A+, Service C
External Link/Members OnlyJasmin LSS
Jade LSS
Alexandra LSS
Angie LSS