Regular and how youve pissed them off ....

[workinallweek]

 Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

[Hobbit]

You can't understand them because they are all about emotions and feelings, nothing logical at all about them. 

[pewpewpew]

Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

This hobby isn't fucking whores is it? 

[peter purves]

This is when punting becomes like dating 

[Mr_Vanila1]

This is when punting becomes like dating 

+1

Fuck them and leave them.

[SaneOnes]

Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

It's not for YOU to understand these women with very particular set of "skills", you're not their partner. They don't want to date you for free after a few months of "regularities", it does seem as if you think they might.

[RedKettle]

I gave one a negative review for suddenly trying for BB with me.  That created a storm of pissed off messages.

Threw away that phone!

[Ali Katt]

This is when punting becomes like dating 

It's easier to organise a punt than a date. Believe me I know. 

[Danj89]

When you see a regs friend (she introduced into escorting), more than the reg.

[pythondan]

One regular was less than impressed when a left a small skid mark on the duvet cover 

I had showered just before the meeting but had a dodgy belly and unfortunately "sharted" on arrival at the girl's house.

Tried to clean up in the bathroom beforehand but obviously not well enough.

To be fair to her she carried on with the meeting when I would not have objected if she had called a halt.

[threechilliman]

It's easier to organise a punt than a date. Believe me I know. 

With my recent record of a dozen or so attempted punts without success, there's no hope for me. I'm hardly likely to get in a birds knickers for the price of a couple of vodka and cokes if I can't just flash the cash to receive gash.

[Ali Katt]

With my recent record of a dozen or so attempted punts without success, there's no hope for me. I'm hardly likely to get in a birds knickers for the price of a couple of vodka and cokes if I can't just flash the cash to receive gash.

Patience my boy.

[redally]

With my recent record of a dozen or so attempted punts without success, there's no hope for me. I'm hardly likely to get in a birds knickers for the price of a couple of vodka and cokes if I can't just flash the cash to receive gash.

I must be very lucky because I have only been punting since Jan. of this year and everyone of the WG's I have requested have never refused - although "stood up" once.
Before the punt I am honest with them and explain that my dick is far from attractive as it has an acid scar from my younger days  and this has never been a problem even with OWO.  I do go for the mature type so perhaps they couldn't give a fuck so long as they get paid. 

[jeanphillipe]

One regular was less than impressed when a left a small skid mark on the duvet cover 

I had showered just before the meeting but had a dodgy belly and unfortunately "sharted" on arrival at the girl's house.

Tried to clean up in the bathroom beforehand but obviously not well enough.

To be fair to her she carried on with the meeting when I would not have objected if she had called a halt.

Hey , I think you have been mentioned on saafe! Was it this year?

[wristjob]

Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

1&3 way past the line IMO. I wouldn't want a WG knowing my real name and vice versa

I gave one a negative review for suddenly trying for BB with me.  That created a storm of pissed off messages.

Threw away that phone!

Hat off to you sir, you are a pro.

[Ali Katt]

Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

How do you eat yours?

[Sureshot]

I used a pump and dump several times over 18 months, she was cheap and always available, good cock sucker but baggy fanny made for a crap shag.

My last time with her she got the hump because i wanted to carry on with oral, through i propper paddy, told me i was being rude and never to book her again.  She bent over and said "you can fuck me till you finish your load and then leave!" 

[Kingy28]

When you see a regs friend (she introduced into escorting), more than the reg.

Yes that does tend to upset a reg 

[scutty brown]

I must be very lucky because I have only been punting since Jan. of this year and everyone of the WG's I have requested have never refused - although "stood up" once.
Before the punt I am honest with them and explain that my dick is far from attractive as it has an acid scar from my younger days  and this has never been a problem even with OWO.  I do go for the mature type so perhaps they couldn't give a fuck so long as they get paid. 

You're lucky you've still got a dick left......I used to know a guy who specialised in "exotic" chemistry (organophosphates, nitrations, fluorinations) who converted himself into a eunuch when he tried carrying a 25 litre reaction vessel holding hot fumic nitric acid.
He used to make really nasty toxic materials - nerve gas analogs and the like

[Metalgear2018]

Keep them hoes on rotation

[Hongkongphooeysucks]

Can’t have regulars as I get bored too quickly. Two or three with the same girl and that’s my maximum.

[pythondan]

Hey , I think you have been mentioned on saafe! Was it this year?

No about five years ago and the girl has long since retired - glad to know I am not the only offender 

[freeze44]

No about five years ago and the girl has long since retired - glad to know I am not the only offender 

  Kudos for coughing to that though! Not sharted but certainly had a couple of punts where just before needed a dump and although nothing was said by the wg you kinda feel bit nervy about it and if ya still stink of it!!

[knightofthegarter]

He used to make really nasty toxic materials - nerve gas analogs and the like

Why was he doing that ?

[Home Alone]

I never think of the Escort I used to see most often as a 'Regular'. That doubtless has something to do with the fact that when I look back, I can see I was even fluffier than I am now and had E.A.S. for her.

She texted me when I was on my way home from what turned out to be our last meeting, telling me that she didn't want to see me again. She'd conveniently forgotten that when I arrived for the previous visit, she said she wasn't feeling well enough for sex so - being as besotted with her as I was at the time - I felt so sorry for her that I handed over her fee to tide her over for funds, although neither of us removed an item of clothing while we had a chat and a cuppa. We'd agreed that normal service would be resumed on my next appointment but that I wouldn't need to hand over any cash - I told you I was fluffy back then!

So on my way over to this last visit, I didn't stop at an ATM & money wasn't mentioned. Until I got this text from her telling me she didn't want to see me again. And she hasn't. Her loss; she could have had me tipping up a 2-hour fee reglarly once every couple of weeks or so until the day she retired from Escoorting.

[Strawberry]

I never think of the Escort I used to see most often as a 'Regular'. That doubtless has something to do with the fact that when I look back, I can see I was even fluffier than I am now and had E.A.S. for her.

She texted me when I was on my way home from what turned out to be our last meeting, telling me that she didn't want to see me again. She'd conveniently forgotten that when I arrived for the previous visit, she said she wasn't feeling well enough for sex so - being as besotted with her as I was at the time - I felt so sorry for her that I handed over her fee to tide her over for funds, although neither of us removed an item of clothing while we had a chat and a cuppa. We'd agreed that normal service would be resumed on my next appointment but that I wouldn't need to hand over any cash - I told you I was fluffy back then!

So on my way over to this last visit, I didn't stop at an ATM & money wasn't mentioned. Until I got this text from her telling me she didn't want to see me again. And she hasn't. Her loss; she could have had me tipping up a 2-hour fee reglarly once every couple of weeks or so until the day she retired from Escoorting.

So you agreed to pay to help her out, on the basis that it would cover your next visit?

If that is the case it sounds as if she doesn't want to stand by her promise, and would rather stop accepting your bookings rather than stand the fee?

Sounds very unfair she's ripped you off, even if she didn't want to see you again she should have said so, and at least returned the fee.

[redally]

You're lucky you've still got a dick left......I used to know a guy who specialised in "exotic" chemistry (organophosphates, nitrations, fluorinations) who converted himself into a eunuch when he tried carrying a 25 litre reaction vessel holding hot fumic nitric acid.
He used to make really nasty toxic materials - nerve gas analogs and the like

The lab I worked at in Liverpool would have been shut down under current H&S rules. I was only sixteen but was subjected to chlorine , iodine , bromine , cyanide (yes, cyanide)    but the accident was with aqua regia which is a mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acids - very corrosive through clothes and a dick. Luckily enough there was plenty of water around before it got too serious.

[workinallweek]

How do you eat yours?

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[bhudda]

If you have seen a lass a few times and she asks you to tell her about other women you visit and what you do witb them "cos it turns her on to hear all about it" ... don't do it 

[smiths]

Thinking back ive managed to piss off a couple of past regulars  a few that come to mind

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Another was full of banter and sugestive texts and 'im up for anything ' attitude went pear shaped when i asked how (or where)  i should eat my cabury's cream egg (after suggesting spray cream and chocolate sauce used as lube ..)

Third one i can think of although not a complete sacking for me yet . Talks about travel and time off but wont commit .

If only i understood woman .......

Not been a problem for me often, its me that gets bored of a regular and goes elsewhere usually.

[Home Alone]

Yes, strawberry; that's how we left things at my penultimate visit. Sorry, I hoped it was implicit in my earlier post that the last time I saw her, she provided a Full Service although I didn't hand over any cash that day.

I thought she was being discreet that day. If she'd raised the subject of money before I set off home, I'd have reminded her of the circumstances of the previous meeting. As she didn't mention payment, I made the mistake of assuming that she'd also remembered and it wasn't until I got that text on my way home that I realised she hadn't.

So in the circumstances I paid for every FS she provided me with; I guess you could say I paid 2 or 3 weeks in advance for the last one.

[notcalledchris]

I don't think I've pissed my regular off.   I have pissed on her though.

[Fuzzyduck]

... I thought she was being discreet that day. If she'd raised the subject of money before I set off home, I'd have reminded her of the circumstances of the previous meeting. As she didn't mention payment, I made the mistake of assuming that she'd also remembered and it wasn't until I got that text on my way home that I realised she hadn't ...

Did she say that [not being paid for the last time you met her, even though you had "prepaid"] was the reason she didn't want to see you again? If so, did you remind her then? Seems odd. What's more disappointing is that she didn't raise it herself at the beginning of the meet saying something like she really appreciated you helping her out when she was ill last time, and she now wants to make it up to in this punt (e.g. extra raunchy, extra services, extra time). As you say, her loss.

[Punterperson1971]

I don't think I've pissed my regular off.   I have pissed on her though.

I wouldn’t want to piss my regular off she’s probably piss on me.

[unclepokey]

There's a woman I was quite happy to have become a regular, fave or whatever. Completely my favourite body type and was really receptive to lying-down doggy and flooding the towels on her own bed.
But she left me high and dry on her own doorstep more times than I could forgive. Just unprofessional it was. Shame really as I wish things were otherwise.
UP

[Ali Katt]

Way back I saw a regular 3 weeks in a row. She said she wanted other people to see her. I must have been a crap shag!

[Home Alone]

Did she say that [not being paid for the last time you met her, even though you had "prepaid"] was the reason she didn't want to see you again? If so, did you remind her then? Seems odd. What's more disappointing is that she didn't raise it herself at the beginning of the meet saying something like she really appreciated you helping her out when she was ill last time, and she now wants to make it up to in this punt (e.g. extra raunchy, extra services, extra time). As you say, her loss.

But if you re-read my first post, Fuzzy, it wasn't a spoken conversation.

She didn't 'say' anything to me about me not giving her any money on the last day I ever saw her. She sent me a text while I was on my way home - usually a 75-90 minute journey, depending on traffic - saying that she didn't want to see me again because I hadn't paid her that day.

From what I recall - I no longer have that phone - my text in reply reminded her that I'd given her her fee the previous time we'd met even though there hadn't been any 'activity'; and that, before I set off home from that earlier visit, she had told me that what I'd given her then meant I wouldn't need to pay her next time.

[Bonker]

I used to see a beautiful, friendly nurse who worked occasionally. Had a good time every visit.

Then the reckless sense of humour came along and I made the horlicks joke when she was licking my cock. "Is that how you think of me? " she said.

No excuse or wriggling out was accepted. End of a beautiful fuckship. Still regret it.

[Home Alone]

Oh no.  As the Yanks say, Bonker, "I feel your pain."

I was extremely lucky that another of my Regulars was á bit more tolerant than that lass you saw. I've also sometimes said things before switching my brain on and this Regular let me know in no uncertain terms that something I said was - in terms she knew I'd understand  - a 'yellow card offence.'

Needless to say, I was extremely careful in what I said in all future meetings until she retired. In the old phrase, men really are from Mars & women from Venus.

[Fuzzyduck]

But if you re-read my first post, Fuzzy, it wasn't a spoken conversation.

She didn't 'say' anything to me about me not giving her any money on the last day I ever saw her. She sent me a text while I was on my way home - usually a 75-90 minute journey, depending on traffic - saying that she didn't want to see me again because I hadn't paid her that day.

From what I recall - I no longer have that phone - my text in reply reminded her that I'd given her her fee the previous time we'd met even though there hadn't been any 'activity'; and that, before I set off home from that earlier visit, she had told me that what I'd given her then meant I wouldn't need to pay her next time.

Thanks for the clarification above: that wasn't clear (to me) in your first post. Sorry, I was aware it was a text exchange; poor use of the word. "say".
Either way, poor form on her part. It sounds as if she expected to keep the previous payment for free. I forgot to pay a regular once. She pointed it out over a text as well (she had also forgotten at the time). I was very apologetic and went back.

[Punterperson1971]

Also putting a finger somewhere they didn’t like.

[CoolTiger]

Also putting a finger somewhere they didn’t like.

Like putting them on her face lips, telling her to shut up and not chatter away 

[Bonker]

I've found that putting a finger up her arse stops the shit spouting from her mouth.

Must be their anatomy I guess 

[Stiltskin]

but the accident was with aqua regia which is a mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acids - very corrosive through clothes and a dick. Luckily enough there was plenty of water around before it got too serious.

What were you doing, refining gold?

[magnetico]

One girl was interested in a hobby i have and wanted to have a go (i normal getting paid for instruction ) i thought she was joking when she said her normal rate for two hours would cover the time we spent . Remember she asked me .......

Did you pay her anything for teaching her?

[JoeyRamone]

Left one negative (but truthful) review on here - despite several positive ones both here and AW - and she refused to see me again (after someone here told her about it)

[workinallweek]

Did you pay her anything for teaching her?

I think not