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Online Aldaman

After browsing AW. I came across this profile. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

It made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you all.

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Offline The Owl

Oh my, this thread could have some serious legs. There are a lot of escorts out there that could fight it out for the title of maddest. Prostitution is probably one of the very few jobs a genuinely unstable woman could do whilst maintaining a decent level of income.

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An entire cargo ship full of containers full of boxes of frogs IMO.   :wackogirl:

Offline PepeMAGA

She does say she's bipolar to be fair.
Think that's the first gallery I've seen that has a picture as Baphomet in it.

Offline freeze44

Fun read that!! She says like company only bookings???!! Well the crazy women I've met in my life have been some of the best shags but then you want to get away not spend time chatting!!

And no blow jobs  :lol: best bet as might bite it off!!!  :wackogirl:

Offline Waterhouse

Fun read that!! She says like company only bookings???!! Well the crazy women I've met in my life have been some of the best shags but then you want to get away not spend time chatting!!

And no blow jobs  :lol: best bet as might bite it off!!!  :wackogirl:

In addition to no oral, she also doesn't have Penetration listed and yet advertises BB.  Go figure. 

She certainly comes across as having a screw loose, and the bit about wanting to out you. A person would have to be crazy to want to see her IMO.

Offline tynetunnel

If you’re married she’ll wear extra perfume and makeup, and suggests she will out you if she can find out your real name!  :scare:

Offline Punterperson1971

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It made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you all.

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Is she for real??? Saying she will do opposite of what you request,and saying if she finds out your surname she will expose you!! She’s   fucking crazy.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2019, 04:20:35 pm by Punterperson1971 »

Offline ProtocolDroid

I am girlfriend experience! ask me to give you a blow job and ill send you packing

Never had any GF refuse this; they would have been sent packing...

Also: BB listed :scare:

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Offline freeze44

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i say no more

That so far out there it's messed with my mind!!  :scare:

The blog is wilder than the wild west!!!  :lol:

An the profile pic?? Nice face/body but them arms and hands?????!!

Apart from that sounds well worth £200!!!!  :wackogirl:



Offline Ali Katt

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After browsing AW. I came across this profile. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

It made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you all.

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Sounds like a danger fuck. I can't imagine we would get on.

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i say no more

remember seeing this one before and thinking that all the frogs got out of the box, bred, and occupied the house.

Offline Home Alone

Sounds like a danger fuck. I can't imagine we would get on.

I know we wouldn't; I'm over 55. Not sure which emoji's appropriate for that comment.

Offline Noman

I saw her in her flat in Cardiff a few years ago. Her profile was as bonkers then as it is now. She did have a cracking body but was clearly wearing a wig which was off-putting. She also only revealed her cum once policy after the booking had begun which was a disappointing use of £150.

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She does say she's bipolar to be fair.
Think that's the first gallery I've seen that has a picture as Baphomet in it.

That’s where the term “ don’t stick your dick in the crazy” comes from.  :wacko:

Offline rubric

That’s where the term “ don’t stick your dick in the crazy” comes from.  :wacko:

Apart from anything else a lot of people in this situation have a cycle where they feel better and then go off medication, and then get worse and worse until something happens to bring them to medical attention - and then rinse and repeat.

Offline freeze44

I saw her in her flat in Cardiff a few years ago. Her profile was as bonkers then as it is now. She did have a cracking body but was clearly wearing a wig which was off-putting. She also only revealed her cum once policy after the booking had begun which was a disappointing use of £150.

At least you knew you were going into a possible 'shit storm'! Better the more interesting wg's describe their mad ways etc so can make a choice and be up for the challenge!

Bet most punters have meet a wg that needs more description about her although suppose stating coke head, cock biter, outer, bi polar etc etc might limit bookings!  :wackogirl:

Offline Trapperjohn

She does say she's bipolar to be fair.
Think that's the first gallery I've seen that has a picture as Baphomet in it.
And the vampire fangs in another ...  :sarcastic: Shame really, apart from aforementioned (clearly accurate) similarities to boxes of frogs I think she's faf.  :cool:
And can any chemists work out the formula on her left breast?
« Last Edit: April 21, 2019, 01:15:01 pm by Trapperjohn »

Offline Colston36

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I knew another South African, crazier.

Online Foxtail17

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i say no more

I tried to book this lady a couple of years ago. She insisted on a phone call. I took her number, called over half a dozen times, no answer. Got a message a few days later asking when I was going to call and telling me I was a time waster.

Offline Ali Katt

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Someone thinks they're intelligent (or am I being bitchy?)
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That said there is a sort of loose charm to her.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2019, 01:13:32 pm by Ali Katt »

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And the vampire fangs in another ...  :sarcastic: Shame really, apart from aforementioned (clearly accurate) similarities to boxes of frogs I think she's faf.  :cool:
And can any chemists work out the formula on her left breast?

3,4-Dihydroxyphenylethylamine, aka Dopamine
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read the link, should be explanatory

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Offline Avg_Joe

Someone thinks they're intelligent (or am I being bitchy?)
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That said there is a sort of loose charm to her.

until u see the reality of what you'll meet....

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looks slightly different to all those flashy gallery pics eh!....... pics + 10yrs sound about right?


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Offline freeze44

until u see the reality of what you'll meet....

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looks slightly different to all those flashy gallery pics eh!....... pics + 10yrs sound about right?

Good find! Her sort of profile is to me pretty off putting.

Anyone who wants to be described as a 'fooking nutter' and 'I snatch each day like no tomorrow' is more often than not quite dull in reality. Ever met someone who is know as being 'crazy' 'out there' or 'super fun'??!  :thumbsdown:

Whilst I think it is difficult to make a profile appealing to a wide section, this type of profile is designed to attract the fluffies IMO. Why no reviews here as been around for ages the old pigeon??

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until u see the reality of what you'll meet....

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looks slightly different to all those flashy gallery pics eh!....... pics + 10yrs sound about right?
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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she must be mad to declare that she has been an adult entertainer since the age of 13!?
DOH!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2019, 04:20:02 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

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Anyone who wants to be described as a 'fooking nutter' and 'I snatch each day like no tomorrow' is more often than not quite dull in reality. Ever met someone who is know as being 'crazy' 'out there' or 'super fun'??! :thumbsdown:


Never met him, but that sounds like Wooderz to me! :rolleyes:

Offline tynetunnel

Someone thinks they're intelligent (or am I being bitchy?)
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That said there is a sort of loose charm to her.
Nah, I can’t stand bullshit profiles like hers. Can’t even be arsed to read it all. She’s too up her own arse!  :hi:


Offline Horizontal pleasures

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AN ALL ROUND ADULT ENTERTAINER & PERFORMER WITH 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE

she must be mad to declare that she has been an adult entertainer since the age of 13!?
DOH!

AW have changed the profile to 'content provider only', whatever that may mean.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

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That said there is a sort of loose charm to her.
Misnamed surely. Shouldn't it be Sue the Soliciting?

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Misnamed surely. Shouldn't it be Sue the Soliciting?
I took it as a pun. If she is a trained solicitor, it takes some of the fun out of it.

Offline winkywanky

I think it unlikely she's a real solicitor.

I seem to remember around 10yrs ago she was on AW saying she was a fully qualified dentist  :rolleyes:.

She may well be a good shag, and her writing style suggests a somewhat erudite persona, but a bit of a fantasist methinks. And not that it matters, but from what I remember she's Irish.

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I think it unlikely she's a real solicitor.

I seem to remember around 10yrs ago she was on AW saying she was a fully qualified dentist  :rolleyes:.

She may well be a good shag, and her writing style suggests a somewhat erudite persona, but a bit of a fantasist methinks. And not that it matters, but from what I remember she's Irish.
Did you give her fillings?

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some of the contenders for maddest SP in Britain must be the members of Kevin Garfoot's barebacking stable in Blackpool
bunch of druggie street girls, most with mental problems and off their heads with coke, crack or prescription drugs

Offline stevedave

Did you give her fillings?

Maybe not, but I'd expect a pretty good oral examination  :D

Offline munterhunter

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What a GEM
BB advertised, she'd prefer a video interview before agreeing to meet, she wants you to shower before sex but wants you to bring your own towel, she will try her best to out you if you're married, but best of all she's bipolar. I suppose you could look on the bright side and say "Well despite hor faults and foibles I'm gettin a threesome with her and her alter ego for two hundred quid an hour" BARGAIN :yahoo: :crazy:

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Knobbed and robbed, new one in the vocabulary :wacko:  :lol:

Offline winkywanky

Did you give her fillings?


No, I gave her profile viewings, I never booked her  :D.

Offline Ali Katt

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What a GEM
BB advertised, she'd prefer a video interview before agreeing to meet, she wants you to shower before sex but wants you to bring your own towel, she will try her best to out you if you're married, but best of all she's bipolar. I suppose you could look on the bright side and say "Well despite hor faults and foibles I'm gettin a threesome with her and her alter ego for two hundred quid an hour" BARGAIN :yahoo: :crazy:
Shame I threw away my teenage towel which had my first girlfriend's menstrual blood on it. The look on her face would have been a picture, although it wouldn't be a pretty picture something more akin to Auschwitz photos.

Offline The Owl

There's a reason why there wasn't much snow this winter, she probably snorted it all as it was falling.

I've met Xenia from UKE, the escort in OP's post makes her seem like the sanest and most sober woman on the planet.

Offline Bonker

Shame I threw away my teenage towel which had my first girlfriend's menstrual blood on it.

Ahh, you're such a romantic fool Ali  :)