Felt I needed to post after a failed punt last night which I walked from following being utterly misled. Might repost in the review section if it's more useful there.
External Link/Members OnlyAnyway, with a few hours to spare in the Wycombe area and a burgeoning urge for some skullduggery I ploughed through the local aw fare. Being a strictly one pop guy I generally go for quick 15mins to half an hour sessions at the cheaper end of the scale- my preference as my post-pop mentality is considerably different to the pre-pop so I tend to favour cheap, quick and in this instance decidedly uncheerful. Spoke to violet cute x which was pretty tough, not much english, TV blaring in the background, then got the address text after prompting her following a half hour wait. Turned up to a nice area of HW to a basement flat of a large Victorian terrace. I was slightly giddy at this point as I was eager to empty my nut sack following a brief hiatus of two weeks since the last action.
The door opened and I was hurried in expecting to see something similar to the bird on aw. Now I didn't come down in the last shower so appreciate that flattering camera angles and the odd photoshopped pixel is all part of a prossy's marketing but this was taking the piss. She'd gone from a tall, young blonde European type to a short, dark, rounded grinning Romanian, probs the upper end of 30. The tactic was to bundle me into a dark room sharpish, perhaps in the hope that I wouldn't notice the clearly conspicuous difference. However, I did. I politely reminded her she wasn't the bit of gash on the advert and suggested she rethink her marketing to a more transparent policy- after all there's a market for everything on aw.
Shame really, though more fool me for dipping in the cheaper and riskier part of the prossy pool, which seems recently to have become saturated with dubious tour girls.
Hope some find this useful. It's never a great experience to have to walk from a punt but if this saves another punter from the bother then it wasn't all in vain.
By the way, if anyone has a recommendation for the bucks/Berkshire/ox area I'd appreciate it as work oft brings me down here. Pref independent and cheaper than £80 half hour