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Offline Vice Admiral

I wonder how old the oldest “teen” on Adult Work is.

Here’s one to be getting on with.

Porn Jessy
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describes herself as a “young innocent teen” – but her age is given as 24.   So she wasn’t a teen even when she first turned up on AW just under three years ago.

Also, how innocent is “innocent”?

In the same sentence of her profile in which she proclaims her innocence, Porn Jessy describes herself as a “totally perverse nympho taking any cock in all my slut holes” and announces that her favourite activities are “anal and watersports”.

Which makes the concept of innocence a bit, erm, fluid (for want of a better word).

She’s confused about her origins, too, is Porn Jessy.  The top line of her profile describes her as a “mixed race Colombian chocolate beauty” – but her nationality is shown as Romanian.

Whoda thought it?



« Last Edit: January 03, 2020, 05:24:05 pm by Vice Admiral »

Offline MME

Solid proof that you can never, ever believe anything that's written in a profile...

Offline standardpostage

I think, that lots of sex workers,

use an abundance of poetic licence   :)

That's why we need this site.

So hopefully we can separate fact from fiction.

Offline Happylad


She’s confused about her origins, too, is Porn Jessy.  The top line of her profile describes her as a “mixed race Colombian chocolate beauty” – but her nationality is shown as Romanian.



So quite obviously it was picked out blindfold with a pin direct from Sergeii`s book of english wg`s helpful words and phrases.

Offline winkywanky

In all certainty a Roma girl, with Sergei surmising that with her dark looks and the current fashion for 'hot Colombian girls', a completely dishonest fabrication of the girl and her alleged 'services', containing  various stolen and completely irrelevant strap lines, is the order of the day!

A completely self-contradictory profile with not a grain of truth in sight. Bizarrely I suspect the photos may actually be real, but that's just to get you in the door.

Offline Vice Admiral

I see that Porn Jessy has had three reviews on UKP over the past couple of years – a positive and two neutrals:
www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=16771

So it would appear that being a totally perverse nympho who takes any cock in all her slut holes has in fact delivered a certain amount of customer satisfaction.

Offline Vice Admiral

I've now found a 25-year-old teen:
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Oddly, teen-ruby abandons her "teen-ness" in the text of her profile, where she declares: "I am intelligent and well spoken mature lady with all the confidence I need to rock your world.”


Offline Blackpool Rock

I've now found a 25-year-old teen:
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Oddly, teen-ruby abandons her "teen-ness" in the text of her profile, where she declares: "I am intelligent and well spoken mature lady with all the confidence I need to rock your world.”
This group is tantalisingly named "Teen Angels" however on closer inspection the 3 female members are aged 28; 33 and 34  :dash: Now factor in an adjustment for AW age and I guess some of them will be pushing 40  :sarcastic:
The group is run by Dr Spanks and I believe from various threads on here previously that he / the girls are best avoided

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Offline Vice Admiral

The group is run by Dr Spanks and I believe from various threads on here previously that he / the girls are best avoided

I know for a fact – straight from the whore's mouth*, as it were – that, when the good doctor performs an "introduction", he takes a full 50% of the girl's earnings as his commission.  Which I find profoundly shocking.

But perhaps I'm easily shocked.

[*The whore in question not being one of the three Teen Angels you cleverly found for us, Mr Rock.  Dr S has his finger in many pies...]


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Offline winkywanky

I know for a fact – straight from the whore's mouth*, as it were – that, when the good doctor performs an "introduction", he takes a full 50% of the girl's earnings as his commission.  Which I find profoundly shocking.

But perhaps I'm easily shocked.

[*The whore in question not being one of the three Teen Angels you cleverly found for us, Mr Rock.  Dr S has his finger in many pies...]


Ah yes, the infamous Dr. Spanks.

The guy is a grade 'A' cunt, a controlling little weevil who lures new girls in (he obviously regularly trawls AW to look for them) and 'helps' them set up their profiles. He then controls the profiles, as well as controlling the girls with his Alpha male bullshit.

He steals all the revenues from the PG and Videos in which he appears with the girls, barebacking them. He doesn't let them go Indie, or if they do they have to start a new profile all over again.

He controls the girls, and has history for hitting them too, apparently nearly blinding a girl once? There's bits and pieces about him on here.

I believe one girl got as far as taking him to court over stuff like this, and I think he was found guilty?

The guy wants throwing under a bus.

Offline Vice Admiral

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33 year old teen :unknown:

I think you're going to be the winner, Rebecca! 

33-year-old Fanny_Flashing_Slut – aka Taboo Teen Nikita – will take a lot of beating...

What d'you want as your prize?





Offline Vice Admiral

Hang on i'm calling for VAR on this as neither of these 2 Escort therefore clearly offside  :hi:

Your VAR call is appreciated, Mr Rock; and I would like to be able to uphold your appeal.

However, I began this thread with the words: "I wonder how old the oldest 'teen' on Adult Work is."

Now it's true that I did have escorts in mind when I wrote that; and I don't really regard webcammers as "proper" members of AW any more than you clearly do, Mr Rock.

Nonetheless, regrettably, we must obey the letter of the law here.  And, technically speaking, these two "teens" are indeed on Adult Work.


Offline FuckNugget

43 (profile tagline begins "ur TINY TEEN DREAM"): External Link/Members Only
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Offline Vice Admiral

43 (profile tagline begins "ur TINY TEEN DREAM"): External Link/Members Only

Wonderful!  You couldn't invent it!

Offline Herts_Outcaller

This girl was listed only recently as 18 years old

She's still got "teen" in her name, but has miraculously aged 7 years since I last checked a week ago - she's now 25

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Still looks fit mind you

Offline tynetunnel

43 (profile tagline begins "ur TINY TEEN DREAM"): External Link/Members Only
If I could be bothered I’d message and ask in what way is she remotely “teen”...

Offline berksboy

Anyone who puts teen in there name is a tool unless they only plan to work for 2 years ie for 18 YO .

Offline PatMacGroin

I've now found a 25-year-old teen:
External Link/Members Only

Oddly, teen-ruby abandons her "teen-ness" in the text of her profile, where she declares: "I am intelligent and well spoken mature lady with all the confidence I need to rock your world.”

Must be reading UKP. Now Sensual Ruby instead.

Offline Happylad

In this day and age I refuse to believe that such a creature as an `innocent teen` of either sex actually exists, and consequently any SP who describes herself thus is a liar, none of whose claims or protestations can be believed, so that any punter who is daft enough to believe any of the claims any of them make and is disappointed should simply have known better than to take any notice of her claims in the first place.

Caveat emptor!

Offline John Johnson


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Hold on there, Bald Eagle! as they said in the Toffo adverts of my youth.

Tiny Teen Sophie

Not only is she not a teen she isn't exaclty tiny either. She admits to being size 18 and looks to have tits like bin liners dragged through a pond.

I don't see even a review via VAR is going to let this one pass.

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Offline Laudanum

Hold on there, Bald Eagle! as they said in the Toffo adverts of my youth.

I think it was Texan not Toffo... :D

Offline John Johnson

I think it was Texan not Toffo... :D

Having been dancing around Google for 5 minutes it seems both Texan and Toffo used variations with Texan going for "A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew."

Thanks for pointing out Texan, I don't remember those adverts.

Online sparkus

Maybe dumb question, but are there any actual teens on AW? I've not found any.

Offline winkywanky

Yes. But very few and far between.

Online sparkus

Yes. But very few and far between.

I've meet very few in brothels and with two exceptions (both Africans) all have been British.

Offline robsmith149

Maybe dumb question, but are there any actual teens on AW? I've not found any.
Loads of romulans.

Offline wilbers

Hold on there, Bald Eagle! as they said in the Toffo adverts of my youth.

Tiny Teen Sophie

Not only is she not a teen she isn't exaclty tiny either. She admits to being size 18 and looks to have tits like bin liners dragged through a pond.

I don't see even a review via VAR is going to let this one pass.

Also, I'd bet she's not called Sophie.