So waiting for a train at Sheffield station, there's a couple of people standing near to me when another woman approaches - greeted loudly, seems they were former work colleagues. So they had the inevitable "so what are you up to these days" conversation, and the woman answers "oh, I'm running a brothel."
Greeted with much laughter, to be answered with "no, seriously, I am. All perfectly legit. Opening in Immingham. There's a TV crew coming tomorrow to do a piece. Would you like a business card?"
(I was with my son, else I'd have said "'scuse me luv, I'll have one...")
Conversation then went on to discuss the refit of the dungeon.
So don't know if it's brand new, or she's taken over, but it's apparently very classy. But someone selling its services would say that, wouldn't they?
And no, apologies, didn't get the proper name of it.