Mindy (Diva Escorts) London - aka Vika @ HC

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Fuck me this was terrible. I literally can't think of one positive.

Compared to her photos she is now significantly older, and judging by the boobs and tummy she now has, she may have had a child (or two). No way is she 23. Even if she'd been working in siberian mines she wouldn't look that old by 23.

Her English was really quite bad and is the main reason why I wasn't able to salvage the situation: she couldn't understand what I wanted and didn't understand when I started to complain.

But the worst part, was her service. If this is GFE then it's when your girlfriend is a bit crazy and likes playing stupid mental games with you. I had to ask her several times for her to kiss me - which for some reason she found amusing. The first time, she kissed me once and that was it. I think she might actually be a bit of a nutter.

As I started to realise how pear-shaped the session was going, my erection dropped off a cliff. She seemed to take this as a sign she should play with herself on and off for the remaining 30 minutes, whilst on her back looking at the ceiling (i.e turning away from me). Now, whilst it may be a bit of fun to watch an attractive woman jacking herself off, it was not what I paid £200 for and she was actually moving my hand away so that she could DIY.

The best bit of the session - and I'm not even fucking joking - was when we had a big laugh over how to pronounce cucumber. And infact, that anecdote makes the hour sound better than it was.

I made some rooky mistakes on this one, but some lessons you only learn the hard way.

She said she was going back to Russia in a couple of weeks. If it's permanent, I wager she won't be missed by any of the punters who've seen her.

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Fuck me this was terrible. I literally can't think of one positive.

Compared to her photos she is now significantly older, and judging by the boobs and tummy she now has, she may have had a child (or two). No way is she 23. Even if she'd been working in siberian mines she wouldn't look that old by 23.

Her English was really quite bad and is the main reason why I wasn't able to salvage the situation: she couldn't understand what I wanted and didn't understand when I started to complain.

But the worst part, was her service. If this is GFE then it's when your girlfriend is a bit crazy and likes playing stupid mental games with you. I had to ask her several times for her to kiss me - which for some reason she found amusing. The first time, she kissed me once and that was it. I think she might actually be a bit of a nutter.

As I started to realise how pear-shaped the session was going, my erection dropped off a cliff. She seemed to take this as a sign she should play with herself on and off for the remaining 30 minutes, whilst on her back looking at the ceiling (i.e turning away from me). Now, whilst it may be a bit of fun to watch an attractive woman jacking herself off, it was not what I paid £200 for and she was actually moving my hand away so that she could DIY.

The best bit of the session - and I'm not even fucking joking - was when we had a big laugh over how to pronounce cucumber. And infact, that anecdote makes the hour sound better than it was.

I made some rooky mistakes on this one, but some lessons you only learn the hard way.

She said she was going back to Russia in a couple of weeks. If it's permanent, I wager she won't be missed by any of the punters who've seen her.

She is a chancer who doesn't engage, I saw her in a duo https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123803.0 the punt was good because her body is banging and the other girl's enthusiasm pushed her on to perform. She recently increased fee and was on at £250 up to last week, a few of the EE girls reduced prices, phones must be dusty.