Paige hangs up her stockings

[JamesPoppers]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I have had confirmation from Lisa at Directors Lodge that the inestimable Paige has decided to retire (for now)

For those of you who, like me, have VERY fond memories of the awesome experience she delivered, this will of course be sad news.

For those of you who never got around to sampling her delights, all I can say is “you willl never know what you missed…!”

James

[HailWood]

Ah that is sad news for us punters. Hope she’s retiring for a positive reason.

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Ah that is sad news for us punters. Hope she’s retiring for a positive reason.

Shocking state of affairs mate.

It’s a rum job, what with CH packing it in last year, LB finishing, and now Paige. The country’s on its knees. I’ve only got Melody at DL left now and she’s not on the rota this week, which means I will have to resort to masturbation. The last word in futility. Existential despair reconfigured as rapture.

The woods are burning.

[JamesPoppers]

There’s always Presley!