After weeks of family captivity, punctuated by over eating, over drinking and man flu it was high time for release. An AW search unearthed Lola who has only cropped up on the TOFFT thread on here, wish the bloke who discovered her had followed through and seen her, would’ve saved me the miserable experience.
She has stellar AW reviews and extensive enjoys list including French kissing, owo, cim, facials all included for £300 per hour, filming and rimming the only extras. The photos and description promise a British 26 year old blonde porn doll, 5 feet 2, size 6-8 curve monster with smooth skin, lips that look like they demand a cock between them, huge DD tits and a spectacular arse, the reality was somewhat different, see later.
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External Link/Members Only Comms, easy text a few days in advance then an AW booking, time and date agreed and postcode given, confirmation on the day, street number shared, flat number on arrival, efficient and professional. Handled by her and a working girl friend, found out after my initial let me in phone call was answered by a North Eastern accent and Lola was pure estuary.
Place, a white fronted terrace off Earl’s Court Road, one of so many in the area where the bright exterior hides the dark deeds inside, within a half mile circumference there are undoubtedly hundreds of us surreptitiously checking texts and darting into doorways every punting hour of every punting day. Not a flat I’ve been to before, a rental from a booking site, tiny bathroom with in bath shower, small bedroom with double bed and side table, no mirrors and an untidy living room with kitchen which was the only place to put my stuff. It was cleanish but untidy and we were doing the deed on the bed she appears to sleep in.
Girl, in the flesh, well, a kind of Frankenstein’s monster of a sex doll, petite, sized as above, burnished orange sunbed tan, nearly as dark as Ben White, smooth skin, no tattoos or blemishes apart from a bolt on bunda and those double Ds, great shape but ugly scarring underneath, slim, gym fit.
The face, well, the photos look a bit strange, particularly around the lips, the reality is to the point of ridiculous, like the surgeon cut round her mouth and sewed on a pair of mini inflatables, badly, and left some scarring, just before he painted on panto dame eyebrows and stuck on fake lashes that were culled from a giraffe then wove in a platinum blonde set of hair extensions. I very nearly walked as she greeted me in nice negligee over bra and pants with heels, the body and the anticipation of phenomenal service made me stay.
Profile says, categorically that the stuff I like is included, French kissing, owo, cim, facials and she loves sex, truth of the matter is I’m not sure French kissing is physically possible with those lips, facial is a no go because of the lashes and hair and owo was deep without suction, due to lack of lip control/feeling and she loves to talk, not in an engaging or sexy way, but about herself, her life etc.
After a perfunctory shower and mouthwash, we faced each other awkwardly in the bedroom doorway, she told me her rules, all based around hygeine and not harming any of her myriad enhancements, I took off her bra and pants, she removed my towel, asked if I’d like a blowjob and I lay on my back on the bed. Naked, her body looks good, not quite good enough for Baywatch unfortunately but that face is only fit for Crimewatch (couldn’t resist).
She holds my shaft with one hand and sucks the tip, gradually going deeper, no tongue, slobber or friction, I ask her to lick the shaft and balls, she obliges, but it’s light, we go back to sucking, I use the term loosely, as it was, I stand and we go hands free until after 20 odd minutes I shoot a load into her mouth and the second the last swimmers have landed she’s dashed to the bathroom to spit.
I clean up and we reconvene on the bed where she witters on about her life and her new 6 months old career of whoring, this is her first time in London, bla, bla, bla.
I move in for a gentle grope and kiss, she strokes then sucks me back to full mast and then begins the comedy of condom on and attempted entry. Her nails are fake (surprise) and more like talons, making any sort of manual dexterity well nigh impossible, so I try to get the rubber on to my rapidly shrinking dick, she strokes it back to life and I eventually roll it down, but it’s tight as fuck, uncomfortably so. She lubes up and starts frotting herself on me and we attempt entry in cowgirl. Her punana has puckered to offer a tiny opening and there is no chance I can achieve penetration, I’m a good size and thick but no Lexington Steele. We try more frotting and it still won’t go in, so I tear off the condom which is a blessed relief, it leaves a big indented mark around the base and go for more head, resulting in a cum on tits as she leans over me and moans unconvincingly.
Times, up, clean up and go as she prepares for her next victim. This was soulless, joyless and had no engagement or come hither sexiness, a resounding red.
Topic: Her name was Lola, she was a sHOw girl. Earl’s Court. TOFTT (Read 2943 times)
