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External Link/Members OnlyAs it's nearly holiday season, I wrote this review as a calypso.
(Calypso is supposed to be relaxed, so go easy on the scansion.)
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Saw Anastasia Marie within a day or two
of when Donel75 posted his review,
His punt sounds the same,
As the one I had. Shame.
Still, at least this way we get to warn the rest of you.
Her comms, by email, voice and text, were all okay.
There was plenty of parking at that time of day.
But the flat was a dump
The girl was dressed like a frump
And the nasty, lumpy mattress was a greenish-grey.
She's English, young-ish, friendly, chatty - that's about it.
Her tits are big but saggy and she looks unfit.
I could barely get hard
For such a tub of lard
And the handjob she delivered was a crock of ... of ... [damn, mind's gone blank]
Basically, I agree with what the first review advises:
Go to someone else. Someone who understands dress sizes.
Someone good at her job
Who isn't quite such a blob
And who lives anywhere other than fucking Devizes.
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