young features??

[gizmo3333]

hi im looking for a girl 18+ that has flat chest and very short....london area. any suggestions

[Miscm123]

I'd suggest you might not be well

[lechuck]

Are you the guy from dragons den?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I'm out!

[JamesRockford]

Calm down, he just needs an Apprentice jewel thief who can hide in boxes and slip under doors.  Must be flexible and a team player.

[cockneybstrd]

Calm down, he just needs an Apprentice jewel thief who can hide in boxes and slip under doors.  Must be flexible and a team player.

i assumed he was looking for a new owner one that wont feed him after midnight expose him to the wet and bright lights

[Miscm123]

Calm down, he just needs an Apprentice jewel thief who can hide in boxes and slip under doors.  Must be flexible and a team player.

He's looking for the Chinese guy from Ocean's 11 ?

[vw]

Think gizmo  is a troll, hasn't logged on since !

[nigel4498]

Think gizmo  is a troll, hasn't logged on since !

Been a few like him lately and it's not even half term yet.

[JamesRockford]

hi im looking for a girl 18+ that has flat chest and very short....london area.

Go to the Met Police website and discuss your true desires on one of their forums.  Curiously, there are often friendly girls on these forums who will correspond with you and maybe agree to meet up at a convenient motorway motel.