The Best (S)Ex? (EN5)

[tristen92]

The hiatus didn't last long; was in the Barnet area and horny - thus the inevitable happened and I visited the local favourite; "The Best Ex". Profile pictures, though lacking, inferred an attractive girl with a nice body, and that's what you'll get. Comms are good, fluent in English, a little more direct than most escorts in that she called me off a text and seems selective in who she sees. To get the rest of the uninteresting but necessary crap out of the way; she's easy to find and is about 15 mins from the local station on foot.

Greeted, did paperwork, nice place despite how it can appear from the outside. She's a very nice girl, but again, she's direct in conversation and more outspoken than most; you can tell she's lived in this country for a long time because she's different from other European girls in this respect. Aesthetically, she's a decent looking girl with an okay body; she said she'd like to tone up and hit the gym...sentiments that match a punters' perception. She's not big by any means; she's actually on the slim side just not toned. In terms of the sex;  with me being well-endowed, the only position that seemed to work for her was mish; she tried hard to accommodate me, but was honest in her discomfort in doggie. Oral technique is good and she tries to deepthroat upon request, though not much of a specialist.

Only the one pop in the half hour session; ended up chatting about various things - smart girl with good ability to hold a conversation; for those who are into that. She offers an enthusiastic GFE and is great value for money but because I'm not the biggest fan of mish, the sex was okay at best (review title was just an obvious pun haha). Still, likeable girl with a lot of personality and for other guys I'm sure the sex will work out great. I've given this a positive because she's good company and I enjoyed hanging out with her for what turned out to be more like an hour. She's good friends with Khloe in Colindale, which extends to the similarly quality service provision; definitely worth a visit guys.

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[The_Don]

Thank you for the review 

[johnnyboy61]

Thanks for the review. It's nice to see a non-Brit who is so fluent in English that you feel there are no communication barriers. Yes she is quite direct, but I find this refreshing and she is fun and whenever I see her we always have a bit of a laugh. Fortunately for me I'm obviously not as well endowed as you and have enjoyed sex with her in various positions. Nice to know there are some benefits!

[password02]

Thanks for the review - I hope to see her again next few weeks - Missed stroking her pussy -

she has a nice white fluffy cat

[johnnyboy61]

Aesthetically, she's a decent looking girl with an okay body; she said she'd like to tone up and hit the gym...sentiments that match a punters' perception. She's not big by any means; she's actually on the slim side just not toned.

Ha, ha - just tried to book her for a morning appointment in a couple of days' time and guess what?  Couldn't see me until later on because she's in the gym!!  Assures me she's not looking for a six pack though.  Asked her not to over do it as I don't want her flaked out for our meet.

[The_Don]

she has a nice white fluffy cat

Indeed

[password02]

Has she recently put a 1 hour price up to £110? I am sure when I saw her she was £100?

[nickleupip]

Has she recently put a 1 hour price up to £110? I am sure when I saw her she was £100?

I can verify the £110 ph rate as I saw her a few days ago. However there was a £80 for 45 minutes offer which I found to be VFM.

[droplet]

thanks for the review. Do you know what nationality is she?

it says she is Albanian?

[nickleupip]

thanks for the review. Do you know what nationality is she?

it says she is Albanian?

She confirmed to me she is Albanian, however several years in the country and a fluent English speaker. Some say that she is partially Russian, but did not confirm this to me.

[nickleupip]

The hiatus didn't last long; was in the Barnet area and horny - thus the inevitable happened and I visited the local favourite; "The Best Ex". Profile pictures, though lacking, inferred an attractive girl with a nice body, and that's what you'll get. Comms are good, fluent in English, a little more direct than most escorts in that she called me off a text and seems selective in who she sees. To get the rest of the uninteresting but necessary crap out of the way; she's easy to find and is about 15 mins from the local station on foot.

Greeted, did paperwork, nice place despite how it can appear from the outside. She's a very nice girl, but again, she's direct in conversation and more outspoken than most; you can tell she's lived in this country for a long time because she's different from other European girls in this respect. Aesthetically, she's a decent looking girl with an okay body; she said she'd like to tone up and hit the gym...sentiments that match a punters' perception. She's not big by any means; she's actually on the slim side just not toned. In terms of the sex;  with me being well-endowed, the only position that seemed to work for her was mish; she tried hard to accommodate me, but was honest in her discomfort in doggie. Oral technique is good and she tries to deepthroat upon request, though not much of a specialist.

Only the one pop in the half hour session; ended up chatting about various things - smart girl with good ability to hold a conversation; for those who are into that. She offers an enthusiastic GFE and is great value for money but because I'm not the biggest fan of mish, the sex was okay at best (review title was just an obvious pun haha). Still, likeable girl with a lot of personality and for other guys I'm sure the sex will work out great. I've given this a positive because she's good company and I enjoyed hanging out with her for what turned out to be more like an hour. She's good friends with Khloe in Colindale, which extends to the similarly quality service provision; definitely worth a visit guys.

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I saw her recently but did not want to write a review as I am really indecisive between a positive and a neutral. I completely agree with the contents of your review.

Lian is the most easy going wg I have ever met and we literally became friends during my visit. However it did not feel like a GFE, but more like a fuck buddy experience. Her place is really pleasant and so is she. She is really smiley and so easy to chat to. In the end I liked my visit to her, although not the sex as much. Having said that, I was not in a great form so I did not perform that well. I was made to feel at ease though and completely lost track of time, overstayed my paid time, but not my welcome, as we both lost track of time chatting.

She does not care about it if you overstay, as long as she likes you though and if you treat her well... She is the type of WG that chooses who she wants to be with. I have respect for that.

I will certainly go and see her again, but for the overall FBE rather than the sex itself... What a lovely girl

[lewishamguy]

I can verify the £110 ph rate as I saw her a few days ago. However there was a £80 for 45 minutes offer which I found to be VFM.

The question was asked in May 2015 not in 2016 ----

Has she recently put a 1 hour price up to £110? I am sure when I saw her she was £100?

[The_Don]

I've punted Lianx several times in 2015 and 2016 @ £100 P/H


She yoyo her rate (£100 - £110) in-between my punts, with her during 2015 and 2016

[Nagilum]

I saw her recently but did not want to write a review as I am really indecisive between a positive and a neutral. I completely agree with the contents of your review.

Lian is the most easy going wg I have ever met and we literally became friends during my visit. However it did not feel like a GFE, but more like a fuck buddy experience. Her place is really pleasant and so is she. She is really smiley and so easy to chat to. In the end I liked my visit to her, although not the sex as much. Having said that, I was not in a great form so I did not perform that well. I was made to feel at ease though and completely lost track of time, overstayed my paid time, but not my welcome, as we both lost track of time chatting.

She does not care about it if you overstay, as long as she likes you though and if you treat her well... She is the type of WG that chooses who she wants to be with. I have respect for that.

I will certainly go and see her again, but for the overall FBE rather than the sex itself... What a lovely girl

That certainly is the experience.   One to see if in the area. 

[Cunning Punt]

Saw her 12 months ago (see my review) and it's worth noting again, given the renewed interest in her, that she told me then that she no longer did OWO. So either it needs to be removed from her likes list or it is given so rarely that the vast majority of punters will only get OW.

Otherwise, top girl and punt as has been said.