Had a couple of notable (shit) things before I was a member here, I should have walked and would like to think that I would now with more experience under my belt -
Turned up to a house on an estate in Blackpool, front door looked like it had been forced and I stupidly went in anyway thinking WTF am I doing
Other doors were off their hinges and holes punched in walls etc, the girl herself looked OK and I can only imagine the place had been broken into and they were using it, when I say they there was an older woman there about 60 who was cooking stuff in the kitchen
The bed was a mattress on the floor and all I got was covered oral and a HJ while the old fat munter stood watching
On another occasion I turned up to an old house in Blackburn, quite big and looked Ok from the outside, the sort of place that was probably a guest house or large family home with a maid back in the day
I'd had 2nd and 3rd thoughts about the girl before booking and these days wouldn't even entertain booking her as I go on gut feeling a lot more, I was sat outside in my car round the corner for 20 or 30 minutes calling and texting before she answered, thought i'd been ghosted and wish I had of been though I was dying for a piss
She comes down into the front driveway to collect me, I suspect otherwise punters were turning on their heels and leaving once they got inside and saw the state of the place.
I was led in and there were electric wires hanging down from the ceiling and out of the walls etc, apparently the place was just about to be renovated but you could tell fuck all had been done for years and half the plaster was missing from the walls too
I carried on as I was almost pissing myself, got in her room and she sat in a chair and started drinking from a can of special brew, it was about 2 in the afternoon and apparently the wait was due to her having fallen asleep (pissed)
I ask for the toilet while looking around the room which was just a shit tip full of junk and clutter everywhere and a stale smell in the air, i'm thinking WTF
I ask for the loo as I really needed a piss and i'm told it's not in her flat but a shared bathroom back into the hallway and up some stairs, I take a piss and then as i'm walking back i'm thinking I can just bypass her flat and i'm straight out, in my car and off
Anyway for some moronic fucking reason i go back into her flat FFS
Start getting it on but she's shit and i'm just thinking skank so struggling to maintain wood and keep going soft during sex so I ask for more oral and CIM which she agrees to.
Now i tend to save it up for a few days before punting and many girls have commented that i'm a heavy cummer (I also put that down to a combination of abstinence and eating a lot of fruit) so i shoot what must have been a weeks worth of jizz into her mouth with quite a powerful ejaculation to the point that apparently some shot straight down her throat but to the point that there was according to her more than her mouth could hold
Anyway the next thing she jumps up and runs to the sink in the bedroom where she promptly throws up
The whole experience was just a weird and surreal car crash