All I’ll say is save yourself the time and effort on this one. Having been unable to see my Plan A, I decided to give Vanessa a try as I was tempted by the pics in her free gallery and the services on offer.
She wasn’t available at the time I asked, but offered an alternative time half an hour later which I agreed to. Details supplied... same apartment used by many-a- Hungarian in Bemmy. Arrived on time, only to be given the “Sorry, wait 5 minutes baby” story. This obviously got alarm bells ringing, but I’ve had this before. I normally give them 15 minutes from the agreed time before I walk. 10 minutes later, still nothing, but I’m bursting to give her a good pounding so I call her again to ask how much longer. She picks up and asks who it is. After ‘politely’ explaining I have been waiting for the past 10+ minutes, I get invited up. At this point I’m thinking why didn’t she say if she was ready before? Even more annoyed, but dick over-ruling brain, so I go along anyway.
Up to the apartment, and safe to say it has been a while since I was this disappointed. Well 31yrs old she isn’t... more like+5 if I’m being generous! Worse still, claims to be a size 12, but I’d add at least a couple of dress sizes on that, so we’re talking about 16+ I reckon. I know prossies have a habit of stretching the truth somewhat, but at this point I had no intention of going through with the booking. Just to vindicate my thoughts, I asked what services were on offer. She said for “a man of my size” (an how she could tell, considering I hadn’t undone a single button we will never know) she did not offer FS, but only offered O, HR and A levels. I know it says on her profile that A levels are included, so at least she offers what she says she does. However, it struck me as being quite odd to say the least that A levels should be ok, but FS isn’t because of ‘size’.
If I had been there purely for A levels, I’d have been right in the money, but I do like the freedom to vary positions, etc. to whatever suits, so I made my excuses and left. Gave myself a good pat on the back for not letting the dick rule the head. Now making arrangements for tomorrow!
Truth be known, I’m still intrigued and baffled as to what is vs. what isn’t on offer, but if anyone feels brave enough to go the whole way with this one, let us know if her arsehole is any good.
Apologies for my hastily written thoughts... take it as you will. Unsure what the rules are now as to whether I can write a review if no services have been received. That’s why I’ve posted my thoughts in the general forum. For the avoidance of any doubt, it’s a massive THUMBS DOWN from me.