Worst thing that has ever happened to you whilst punting?

[tp69]

Then what did he do?!

It was in a dodgy hotel that the girl had arranged. The staff gave him some clothes to get him back to his hotel. I've never asked for detail beyond that but I imagine he got someone to wire him money.

[Atrueyorkie]

Had a meet scheduled and left with a good time. Pulled up to an atm machine to withdraw some cash and even had a skip in my step as it was a punt with a WG I had wanted for quite some time.

Nice sound of money withdrawing. Then nothing. Slow atm I thought, I’m
Quite impatient so I thought it’s alright give it some time. Gave it a couple of minutes till I realise the card machine had ate my card!

Started bricking it, my main card had gone and how would it look if I said last minute that my card got taken by an atm. It would be the school equivalent of the dog ate my homework 

Luckily I had a different card and was able to transfer money online to withdraw on a different ATM.

Annoyingly when I questioned the staff for the atm they said it’s been having that issue for a couple of hours. I went ballistic and told them to put up a bloody sign

[Laid-back DB]

Ignition barrel of my car went (couldn't get the key out of it) when I arrived for a overnight at the next town over. Luckily I got it to a local main dealer before they shut for the day, but ended up getting the train home the next morning.

[daviemac]

Ignition barrel of my car went (couldn't get the key out of it) when I arrived for a overnight at the next town over. Luckily I got it to a local main dealer before they shut for the day, but ended up getting the train home the next morning.

Pity you didn't think to post a review of that or any other bookings you've had. 

[MrMatrix]

Ignition barrel of my car went (couldn't get the key out of it) when I arrived for a overnight at the next town over. Luckily I got it to a local main dealer before they shut for the day, but ended up getting the train home the next morning.

9 yrs a member and no review. Must have caught DM on a good day

[Punterperson1971]

9 yrs a member and no review

Is this a record by a member for longest membership without reviewing 

[myothernameis]

Year ago, when walking Glasgow red light area, was approached by a lone male, with a Pitbull type dog.  Was told someone got his 15 year old sister pregnant, and then he says, if I attempt to run, he let this dog of the lead

Told me to walk with him, and asked why am I looking for girls, and look what happened to his sister.  He now wants to see my wallet, but luckily at that time I carried 2 wallets.  One in my jacket or trouser pocket, and the other one, in a hidden pocket

So I pull out the wallet from my trouser pocket, which had 4 x £10 notes, and this guy took £30, and then left me. Spoke to a WG, who told me, this guy have mugged around 10 guy that week

[pythondan]

A few years ago I regularly went to Amsterdam for work purposes. These trips were normally with one or two colleagues and we would have a few beers in the town centre bars and maybe have a look at the girls in the windows but no more than that. On one visit the colleague that I was travelling with had a bad acid reflux attack and stayed in his hotel room so I headed to the town centre by myself with the intention of visiting one of the window girls.

After wandering around for a while (and a few beers) I found a girl who looked great so I summoned up the nerve to approach her and entered her room. The curtain was drawn and she offered a "suck and fuck" for 80 Euros. I was ok with that so undressed, gave her the money and laid back whilst she started on some oral. After a few minutes I expected to move on to sex but the girl claimed that that we had agreed "suck hand fuck" - i.e. a handjob - and demanded more money for sex. I was not happy with this and did not have enough for what she asked for - another 80 Euros IIRC - and she would not believe this until she checked my pockets 

In the end I gave her about 45 Euros and we had fairly resentful sex until I came then got dressed and left.

On leaving I felt a right mug as I thought of myself as quite experienced but had behaved like a stupid newbie. A liittle later whilst reflecting on the experience over a beer I managed to rationalise things -  I was a little inebriated, desparate to fuck her and out of my comfort zone and it was not a crazy amount of money so things could have been worse.

The girl was a Russian which has put me off seeing any more girls from that country - not that there seem to be many around. She was a beautiful girl but ugly on the inside.

[Atrueyorkie]

Ignition barrel of my car went (couldn't get the key out of it) when I arrived for a overnight at the next town over. Luckily I got it to a local main dealer before they shut for the day, but ended up getting the train home the next morning.

9 years no review. Crazy!

[daviemac]

9 yrs a member and no review. Must have caught DM on a good day

He hasn't been logging onto the site in recent years.   

[Punterperson1971]

He hasn't been logging onto the site in recent years.   

At least that’s something DM,I think he would have been banned by now if this wasn’t the case.

[daviemac]

At least that’s something DM,I think he would have been banned by now if this wasn’t the case.

Yeah it's one of the first things we look at.

[MrMatrix]

He hasn't been logging onto the site in recent years.   

Fair enough then...

[Crunchie]

That's what I do, archive conversations. Didn't know about muting contacts will try that. Whem I'm not actively making arrangements I usually swap the last 2 digits of the girls number in my contacts list and delete the convo. Then if she messages out of the blue and Mrs notices I can say "Dunno love, must be a wrong number I've no idea who this person is".

 

Hmm neat idea.

How did that conversation come up? My wife has shown zero interest in anything sexual since our second child was conceived over 4 years ago. But she'd still go absolutely insanely mental if she thought I was screwing anyone else, let along paying.
Sometimes wonder about broaching the lack of sex subject but TBH I'm not sure I even want to fuck her. Wish I'd never married her, I knew it was a bad idea at the time 

We were in a hotel in the west country for a friends major birthday & I went in for a cuddle and got a big sigh and a cold shoulder.  In the morning she could tell I was in a bit of a mood (fucking testosterone  )  and she came out with that statement.  Several months down the line the subject hasn't been broached again.  But I've managed to get at least standard starfish sex once since.

[MrMatrix]

Hmm I've often thought about a burner phone but so far WG messages are always archived in WhatsApp and those all contacts muted. 

Also only last week my wife said, "Look, I don't want to know whether you do or don't pay for sex but if you do, I understand, but I don't want to know about it. And I don't want to discuss it. Just don't burn through all our savings!"

I wasn't sure how to respond so I just asked if she wanted a cup of tea. 

That would be the green light for me to go punting. Whats really sad is she clearly doesnt give a shit about your relationship.
Go and shag yerself silly

[spiralnotebook]

She was probably recording your reaction for her divorce solicitor 

[lillythesavage]

That would be the green light for me to go punting. Whats really sad is she clearly doesnt give a shit about your relationship.
Go and shag yerself silly

Two ways at looking at that, yours and that she does care about the relationship, does not want sex, and letting him know he is free to go and get it. 

[MrMatrix]

Two ways at looking at that, yours and that she does care about the relationship, does not want sex, and letting him know he is free to go and get it. 

You may be right. Her comment of dont burn through our savings is interesting, its an expensive hobby as we all know.

[Home Alone]

Either way, it sounds like she's giving him carte blanche to carry on punting, provided he doesn't go at it like a kid in a sweetshop.

Most married men would give their eye teeth for an understanding wife like her, imo.

[contentguy]

You may be right. Her comment of dont burn through our savings is interesting, its an expensive hobby as we all know.

I think the phrase “you spent what on that, that’s ridiculous” or variations thereon will be a household chorus.

[Chazz]

carry on punting

Is that the one with Kenneth Williams as the sleazy pimp, Hattie Jacques as the madam, Joan Sims and Barbara Windsor as the working girls and Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw as the hapless punters unable to organise a bunk up in a brothel?

[HornyHemel]

Is that the one with Kenneth Williams as the sleazy pimp, Hattie Jacques as the madam, Joan Sims and Barbara Windsor as the working girls and Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw as the hapless punters unable to organise a bunk up in a brothel?

 

[HornyHemel]

At a recent punt as I was recovering on the bed post session, the WG (I have reviewed her many times) is stood next the bed wiping the lube off my metal butt plug which slipped out of her hand, hitting me on the bridge of my nose  .   Luckily, no major damage like a broken nose, only a small mark which cleared up after a day or so.   

The WG was really upset and took some convincing that nothing was broken before I left nursing a sore nose!

[Thephoenix]

At a recent punt as I was recovering on the bed post session, the WG (I have reviewed her many times) is stood next the bed wiping the lube off my metal butt plug which slipped out of her hand, hitting me on the bridge of my nose  .   Luckily, no major damage like a broken nose, only a small mark which cleared up after a day or so.   

The WG was really upset and took some convincing that nothing was broken before I left nursing a sore nose!

What were you doing on the bed post?
Was that before or after the but plug? 

[Chazz]

What were you doing on the bed post?
Was that before or after the but plug? 

Does your butt plug lose its flavour on the bed post overnight?

[HornyHemel]

What were you doing on the bed post?
Was that before or after the but plug? 

  I wasn't in the mood to try the bedpost, so I was lying on the bed, post session.....

[shagmore]

This happened on the way to a punt, got my car written off by some oik who pulled out into the side of me. This is the only time i was not able to make a punt.
Gutted on having car written off, and also missing the punt

[norwichfunseeker]

This happened on the way to a punt, got my car written off by some oik who pulled out into the side of me. This is the only time i was not able to make a punt.
Gutted on having car written off, and also missing the punt

Hope you didn't have trouble explaining your whereabouts?

[Neo]

Hope you didn't have trouble explaining your whereabouts?

When something like this happened to me (minus the punt) I had to explain to my insurance why I was on the road ie what was my purpose of travelling. I wonder what lie I could have told them if I was in your shoes OP?,Maybe to try out a food place or something could be a motive.

[stampjones]

When something like this happened to me (minus the punt) I had to explain to my insurance why I was on the road ie what was my purpose of travelling. I wonder what lie I could have told them if I was in your shoes OP?,Maybe to try out a food place or something could be a motive.

Leisure. Its none of their fucking business

[Wristspinner]

Leisure. Its none of their fucking business

They ask because most people do not sure their cars for business use

[big-al93]

They won't care even if you told them the truth, as it is pleasure. They are just checking that the car wasn't being used for work purposes, including many of the little cars being used for takeaway deliveries, as courier vehicles especially in the run up to christmas. Many of these drivers forget that fully comp only covers them if they declare being used for work.

[Generalstockinghead]

Years ago at Cherrys lounge in Stoke I was having a rather steamy session with Olivia, if you know the place and the lass it dates this something shocking.  And I was bent over with my area in the air and she was attempting to get her tongue 3 inches up my arsehole which pulling on the old chap for dear life,  well as it turns out the Banjo strong on the little general was being tested to breaking strain and ultimately wasn't up the job of holding back a furious hand job from a determined brass. 

Didn't notice till after and I had a clean up and some interesting excuses to make when I got home. 

Miss that place, walls made of tissue paper really added to the ambience

[marc_hotsteppa]

Shagging a WG hard up the arse and she shit herself which made me puke and then her puke as well, what a fucking mess it all was.

Glad I wasn't the one having to clean the bedding.

 

[Thephoenix]

Shagging a WG hard up the arse and she shit herself which made me puke and then her puke as well, what a fucking mess it all was.

Glad I wasn't the one having to clean the bedding.

 

Some on here would pay a lot of money for that.

[MissWolf]

Some on here would pay a lot of money for that.

Hahaha beat me to it Phoenix 

[tynetunnel]

Years ago at Cherrys lounge in Stoke I was having a rather steamy session with Olivia, if you know the place and the lass it dates this something shocking.  And I was bent over with my area in the air and she was attempting to get her tongue 3 inches up my arsehole which pulling on the old chap for dear life,  well as it turns out the Banjo strong on the little general was being tested to breaking strain and ultimately wasn't up the job of holding back a furious hand job from a determined brass. 

Didn't notice till after and I had a clean up and some interesting excuses to make when I got home. 

Miss that place, walls made of tissue paper really added to the ambience

Nope. Read it five times and still can’t figure out what happened 

[N17]

Does an incall with "Donna Marie." Count as something strange? It was when she used to work, booked a 30 minute incall with her, for sex and oral, turned up at the location (just behind the Alfreton Road area) at a very strange incall location, some old industrial looking building, there I was thinking should I walk or not? Decided not to and to go ahead, turned up and was met by her, clearly off her head on something and generally not interested at all, cock went inside her and she rode it, but it was all surreal, she was like a faulty robot, no bed, just an odd mattress on the floor, thankfully the 30 minutes was up before it had even lapsed and I was incredibly pleased to leave. Is it any wonder she is no longer escorting any more.

[stampjones]

Nope. Read it five times and still can’t figure out what happened 

Lol glad Im not the only one there

[alabama1]

Nope. Read it five times and still can’t figure out what happened 

He snapped his banjo string 

[Thephoenix]

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[Generalstockinghead]

He snapped his banjo string 

Yup. And it fucking hurt afterwards.  Had to tell the wife I caught it in my zipper and was out of action for a while

[tynetunnel]

He snapped his banjo string 

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Thanks 

[JO6688]

Ah the lady who I couldn't find the address for wasn't called Bruna she was DIVASEXY4U. She looked a cracker.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=10889

Pity you never had the opportunity to sample DIVA. She was indeed a cracker. I was with her twice around the time of the Brexit referendum. Sadly left the industry and the UK