Mistakes you've made while punting - close calls..?

[1599337]

Went to see an escort in an apartment block once and managed to set off the fire alarm before I was out of the building. I ended up just legging it out of the place out of embarrassment, which i guess would of just made it more obvious it was my fault!

[Shagswell2001]

As recently as last Saturday.  I made an appointment with a girl in Maidstone Kent and she sent me the post code and door number. I entered it into Google maps and it brought up a picture of an apartment block I had been in before.  Rushed off and got there just 9n the dot of the arranged time when she texted me to see was I  coming. I replied back I was outside and she sent me the door code and flat number. I tried several times to open  the door but had no success and she rang me to see what was wrong. At this point someone came out of the building and I was able to get in. Went to the lift and  searched the floor numbers to see which floor 77 was on only to see there was only 60 flats. She rang again, getting impatient now(Brazilian), so I checked Google maps again to see in my rush I was in the wrong building!! Told her this and she understandingly hung up. Found the right building about a quarter of a mile away and tried ringing her again but got no reply. Sent her a txt with an apology and asked could I see her later but got no answer. Ahh well, it was my fault, but probably for the best😆😆😆

[TomTank]

Used to be a one-girl parlour just down from the train station in Crewe.
Unbeknownst to me it had been closed and converted into a student flat.
I decided to visit on the day that someone must have been moving in, walked up the steel steps and through the open door, to hear some lad moaning "Oh no not another one"

[webpunter]

Edit:  TT, you got me thinking

There used to be a knocking shop in Surbiton in the building next to this one
Was there for ever, like a couple of decades
IIRC there were two knocking shops next to each other
With adjoining front doors, so technically two buildings & if two burds not classed as a brothel
The same madam / maid for the two
Used to open late so an ideal venue to visit afer a few beverages
Little did i realise that it closed [#metoo] converted in flats
So i ring both bells, no responses
It was then that i noticed signs on each door [at eye level  ], tho in my defence i was pretty steaming
Saying that change of use & that there was video recording equipment
Time for a sharp exit   

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[Bogof60]

A couple of the above posts reminded me of one of my Punting Fails.

I booked a Polish Hottie and was given The Location of The Premier Inn outside Chelmsford.
So I turned up and at the allotted time I was given the room number.
Up to the room and a tap on the door got me no where.
A louder tap and still nothing.
Trying to look innocent as housekeeping were around so a louder tap still nothing.
Phoned the WG in question only to be told I was at the wrong Premier Inn.
Little did I know there is another just a quarter of a mile away 
Luckily it turned out to be a good punt.

[stampjones]

Edit:  TT, you got me thinking

There used to be a knocking shop in Surbiton in the building next to this one
Was there for ever, like a couple of decades
IIRC there were two knocking shops next to each other
With adjoining front doors, so technically two buildings & if two burds not classed as a brothel
The same madam / maid for the two
Used to open late so an ideal venue to visit afer a few beverages
Little did i realise that it closed [#metoo] converted in flats
So i ring both bells, no responses
It was then that i noticed signs on each door [at eye level  ], tho in my defence i was pretty steaming
Saying that change of use & that there was video recording equipment
Time for a sharp exit   

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Fuck me I remember that place. Only ever been steaming. Used to go to the newsagent at surbiton station and get numbers from the cards and phone round. But that place has to be one of the most distinctive brothels lol. Once you knew what it was you were never likely to forget

[markballoon]

I went to a thai place and asked for the toilet.  It was night time and the light wasn't working when I shut then door.  Trying to pee with a semi on I sprayed everywhere totally missing the toilet.

[webpunter]

Cards at the newsagent, thats going back, respec
IIRC there was a section in Exchange & Mart
So a quick scan of the motors for sale then head to the back pages

Being a landmark the mini served as a reminder, when out having a few beers
Ha ha, head there later
A superb kebab at the place by the station then a badly packed one in the knocking shop 

The door on the left seemed to specialize in SPs who were off the banana boat
And on the right more likely the SPs were from here or EE land & more milfy
Eenie meenie ....
I usually went left, figuring that i might be able to shoot when pretty wasted, receiving an oilyTW
The johnsons sheen on some of the burds very very dark racks was spectacular
Helped get me over the line with the result clearly on show 

Fuck me I remember that place. Only ever been steaming. Used to go to the newsagent at surbiton station and get numbers from the cards and phone round. But that place has to be one of the most distinctive brothels lol. Once you knew what it was you were never likely to forget

[TomTank]

Edit:  TT, you got me thinking

There used to be a knocking shop in Surbiton in the building next to this one
Was there for ever, like a couple of decades
IIRC there were two knocking shops next to each other
With adjoining front doors, so technically two buildings & if two burds not classed as a brothel
The same madam / maid for the two
Used to open late so an ideal venue to visit afer a few beverages
Little did i realise that it closed [#metoo] converted in flats
So i ring both bells, no responses
It was then that i noticed signs on each door [at eye level  ], tho in my defence i was pretty steaming
Saying that change of use & that there was video recording equipment
Time for a sharp exit   

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I'm pissed off now ..... I used to punt in Surbiton quite a bit round 2001-2003, and never found this place

[londonroad]

A number of years ago I had arranged to see an SP at a London hotel. I had found her details in one of the free London newspapers.  It was agreed we would meet in the bar for a drink before going to the room. After a few minutes with our drinks I said we should take them with us up to the bedroom. The SP asked that we didn’t go up to the bedroom in the same lift, so she went ahead having first given me the room number. I quickly followed and found the room and knocked on the door. An elderly guy opened the door! After getting over the shock I apologised and went back to the bar to finish my drink.
A different sort of scam I assumed but it had only cost me the price of a couple of glasses of wine.
Around five mins later I got a text from the SP. It transpired she had given me the room number she had had at the hotel last time.
Eventually we got down to action, but by now she only had 45 mins before her next booking. I did get the session at half price. I recall she was a good fuck.