External Link/Members OnlyThis review has to be my worst punting experience to date, actual punt oppose to walking away.
AVOID THIS DIRTY BITCH AND TAKE YOUR RUBBER WITH YOU.
So I contacted Sian and most of the comms were done via text. Confirmed time, place and services. All good. I tried to call her as I like to gauge the WAG on the phone to get a feel for their personality but she never picked up. Text sent before setting off to location all good. Arrived at location and it was a council estate with a ton of yobs standing in front of the entrance blasting music in their German cars. Not an issue but Sian clearly wasn't happy and said would I mind waiting for them to go... fine, it was a 30 minute wait. Not the end of the world but frustrating start.
They leave I go into the block and then Im left waiting exposed on the stairs for 5 minutes as she takes forever to open the door.
Go in and typical WAG hiding behind the door procedure, we go into the room and what i will say is the photos and videos on AW are much more alluring than in real life. Don't get me wrong she is either light skinned black or mixed race, gorgeous colour, young and she is trim and as per the photos, just the photos look better.
Her face is heavily caked in make-up (which is fine if thats your thing), her lips have been done (which again if thats your thing), for me personally she a 6/7 facially being generous.
Body wise she's closer to a 8/9, perhaps a 9.5 even, which is damn high. Real stunner. Almost perfect. Great tight body, image gym tight but she assures me she doesn't gym ever, a medium bum which is perky and a great chest (fake). Lean stomach. Gorgeous.
I confirm services and do the paperwork £250 for 1.5 hours, she leaves to stash the cash. Everything up to now has been fine apart from the chavy voice (which is more a preference thing rather than me forming a judgement of her.)
She comes back and the first thing she ask is do i smoke, I say no and she goes to pull a blunt out to which i tell her not to politely, I'm paying to fuck her and not do drugs...Then the chav comes out. She starts moaning like a bitch, then she asks if i drink to which i say the same which makes me a party pooper.
Reluctantly she then undresses and starts sucking me off, technic was shit, it was more spit than anything else, imagine no pressure oral with tons of saliva. To be honest recalling it she was probably high or off it at that point. 5 minutes into it she says she wants to put a condom on as I taste weird. Lets be clear I showered before I went and I know I was clean and no one has ever had a problem, but in the interest of keeping things enjoyable and respectful I offer to shower again, so i do. Toilet was dirty as fuck, no clean towels bits of pubic hair in the tub
had to rinse that tub properly.
FUCK SAKES.
Right, showered and back in the room but Sian still isn't having it, whilst I'm gone she's brought out a bottle of courvoisier and clearly drinking it like fucking coke. I know this isn't going to go well. I start kissing her chest and her body is clammy, like she's sweating, salty taste, especially her nipples... no idea what was going on there but we move to 69 and i serious regret it as it just tasted of sweat or of another mans cock. the bitch was dirty as fucking hell. I don't know if it was the drugs, drink or whether she was a dirty dog that didn't shower after the last punt but FUCK ME. DIRTY. She refuses to suck anymore and wants to fuck, but fucking for her is her laying there literally doing fuck all, no sound no effort nothing. Image the bitch is dead. Change position and more moaning and complaining
Anyway I just wanted to come so I tell her i want to and want to come on her body as discussed and she moves and starts walking me off and as I'm about to come instead of aiming it at her chest she aims in on the bed BITCH.
At this point I'm trying to keep my cool, won't lie I'm frustrated by the lack of decent service. I've paid for 1.5 hours and i want to go again (as agreed) maybe another 2 more times if possible so trying to be as friendly as possible. Quick chat and the convo was shit image a drugged up drunk person, literally can't string a sentence together. Try to advance a second round but she's then goes "no no no no". I tell the bitch we clarified as many times during the time and she replies literally with "naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". Bitch isn't having it. Im pissed.
After a heated discussion with her literally not moving i ask for some money back as its only been less than 30minutes. she refuses. I then say massage me instead which again was met with resistance. I basically got told i was a cheapskate as I wanted to use my time and most people that see her when they finish leave and don't ask for more or don't ask for money. I had to tell the bitch I'm paying for her time which is 1.5 hours and its not unreasonable to go again or ask for money back when we clarified services before.
She then loses it starts making threats about "madem" being called and being followed and then goes into the bin and pulls my condom saying she will use the juice if I i try anything and don't leave, making threats. CRAZY BITCH. Long story short FUCK THIS BITCH BE ON GUARD DONT GET LURED BY THE AMAZING PICUTRE ON AW AND IF YOURE GOING TO BANG HER TAKE YOUR FUCKING RUBBER WITH YOU.
THE MOST SCUMMY AND CRAZIEST BITCH IVE EVER MET.