Your dick is sooo big.....

[finn5555]

Men who brag about their cocks usually brag about their luxury cars too. Insecure and weak.

I haven’t mentioned my Bugatti 

[norwichfunseeker]

I drive a smart car!

[willie loman]

A girl in her private life might prefer a large cock, but most wgs prefer small ones, when you are doing it four times a day, or more, with guys who want their moneys worth you can see why. Also girls are all terrified that their fannies will get permanently slack. The other day a girl observed to me skinny guys all have big cocks, what is true is that skinny guys tend to have a better hard on,stomach fat kills the hard on, I have a hunch that the later the onset of puberty, the bigger the cock.

[The man1]

I once had a Thai masseuse leave the room and then hurry back in with a canvas knitting bag. She rummaged through it and produced one of those fabric rolled-up tape measures, with which she proceeded to take multiple measurements, which she scribbled in pencil on the back of the current knitting pattern.

Hahahahaaa wtf?? A prossie with OCD. This must be where the stats on penis size come from. I’ve always wondered

[Plan R]

If you're that interested in mens tools OP..

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[anotherwoody69]

I have an average sized knob I guess, however I have the ability to breath through my ears and to date......zero complaints!

(Well thats how I try to impress them anyway..... )

[Jock D]

(Well thats how I try to impress them anyway..... )

Too many guys getting this all mixed up...when you pay good money for a service...it's up to the prossie, to impress You.

[norwichfunseeker]

Is it not all self fulfilling? You and the WG both have good times and then enjoyment increases for both. Her increased enjoyment will surely improve yours?

Many on these forums complain that some of  the girls just go through the motions, but surely if your satisfaction is the target, that's all that is required of her?

[cash2spare]

A woman I pulled years ago looked at my small member and said to me who are you going to please with that, and I said ME!

[george r]

A woman I pulled years ago looked at my small member and said to me who are you going to please with that, and I said ME!

 

[Goldfinch]

A woman I pulled years ago looked at my small member and said to me who are you going to please with that, and I said ME!

 

[Thecunninglinguist]

I once had a Thai masseuse leave the room and then hurry back in with a canvas knitting bag. She rummaged through it and produced one of those fabric rolled-up tape measures, with which she proceeded to take multiple measurements, which she scribbled in pencil on the back of the current knitting pattern.

She is going to knit you a willy warmer for your next visit?

[megaman]

Escorts like big dicks and your paying for there enjoyment too not just yours. I would like to know what people would rather have if you could only pick one and that is a small but very hard dick or a big but soft dick?
I would think that your dick as too be hard too or you can't use that big dick.

[MrMatrix]

A woman I pulled years ago looked at my small member and said to me who are you going to please with that, and I said ME!

Priceless.

[malu999]

WGs tell me I'm huge all the time, but then I tell them to stop pulling my leg

[Ali Katt]

I drive a smart car!

I drive a mini.

[mills_and_bhuna]

Yeah think your probably right. So the handsome lines are bullshit too? I suppose you’re going to tell me they’re lying when they tell me I made them come too? 

yes

[Ali Katt]

Remember it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts - said a man with a small nob.

[rocket88]

Remember it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts - said a man with a small nob.

It's not the size of the wand that matters, its the magician that waves it......

[joe diddley]

Mine's exactly twelve inches long but I don't use it as a rule.

[CardinalSin]

Using the Guardian's interactive graphic, you can find out how you compare against 15,000 men worldwide -

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Move the slider above the chart to your length in cm. The chart defaults to erect length, but flaccid length can be selected.

[Ali Katt]

Using the Guardian's interactive graphic, you can find out how you compare against 15,000 men worldwide -

External Link/Members Only

Move the slider above the chart to your length in cm. The chart defaults to erect length, but flaccid length can be selected.

Not sure how credible this is. It puts most of the men on here in the top 99%.

[Beanhead]

I cycle.

I have an inverted micro penis.

[Littlefoot]

I cycle.

I still have a chopper   

[Dark_Gable]

I've had some mention it, maybe around half of the WGs I've been with have said something.
One memorable experience was when transitioning from cowgirl to doggy an escort punching me in the chest and measuring off 2/3 of my dick with her finger, then wagging her finger at me and telling me that was all I could put inside her.

[bearcat69]

Of late I've heard it as an excuse to avoid sex, nothing to do with compliments.

Even worse I have been requested to do a cock inspection before a punt which left me no other excuse but to cock-a doodle out of there 

Yeah, this.

I've had it said to me more than a few times by more than a few prossies.

I tend to just see it as low level moaning that my dick isn't three inches, so she'll feel it whilst it's in her and maybe for a while after I've gone, so that therefore means more work for her.

I just laugh at it and get on with things though. But I certainly don't see it as a compliment, and I just view myself as maybe slightly above average on a good day. Compliments from a prossie on my dick size are really not something I require. Unless she says something like "no, stop you're hurting me" I'm really not fussed about it. Funnily enough they never say that though.

[bearcat69]

Escorts like big dicks and your paying for there enjoyment too not just yours. I would like to know what people would rather have if you could only pick one and that is a small but very hard dick or a big but soft dick?
I would think that your dick as too be hard too or you can't use that big dick.

Oh for crying out loud megaman.
No disrespect meant, but I really don't think it's worth caring about.
I'm pretty sure the primary concern for a prossie is getting your cash, and coming out of the punt with you with her health and discretion intact.
Ironically though, you somehow kinda hit the nail on the head with your last sentence. I could give a fuck whether the prossie likes the size of my dick or not, but yes, having my dick actually work so as to be able to fuck her is of somewhat more concern to me.

[Beanhead]

I still have a chopper   

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[Ali Katt]

Yeah, this.

I've had it said to me more than a few times by more than a few prossies.

I tend to just see it as low level moaning that my dick isn't three inches, so she'll feel it whilst it's in her and maybe for a while after I've gone, so that therefore means more work for her.

I just laugh at it and get on with things though. But I certainly don't see it as a compliment, and I just view myself as maybe slightly above average on a good day. Compliments from a prossie on my dick size are really not something I require. Unless she says something like "no, stop you're hurting me" I'm really not fussed about it. Funnily enough they never say that though.

I've had this once. It was with Amazing Amanda in Sheffield, if anyone remembers her. Was a lousy punt. It can be an issue as I only get off on deep penetration.

[bearcat69]

I've had this once. It was with Amazing Amanda in Sheffield, if anyone remembers her. Was a lousy punt. It can be an issue as I only get off on deep penetration.

Oh, I've had them say and do all sorts of bullshit to avoid deep penetration, but never outright tell me to stop. Doesn't surprise me to hear somebody has had that said to them though. Must've been one hell of a mood killer.

[last_days_of_logan]

I get it a lot as I’m also rather girthy.
It really does have its downsides besides getting toothy owo and the lack of real dt.
I had to stop seeing a fairly petite but very cute regular I really liked as it was leaving her in pain for a long while after, which of course in her case was not good for business

this..it would actually be helpful to know those that dont limit or provide sub par performances due to this

[last_days_of_logan]

Oh, I've had them say and do all sorts of bullshit to avoid deep penetration, but never outright tell me to stop. Doesn't surprise me to hear somebody has had that said to them though. Must've been one hell of a mood killer.

indeed it is.....whenever that happens i cant get back into the punt...ever. Its just not good atmosphere anymore....i dont get all my money back but i manage to pay for just the reduced time

however i do agree with many of the posters here that the WG can actually perform despite the lies the say....there is a WG that i see whenever she is in my area and the first time the punt was NOT good...every single complaint came out and every trick to stop deep penetration came out. i was like 1 or 2 months in the game so thought that happens alot plus she had a great body...so went back....then the meet got better....then back and again and again....now she lets me hammer away and do things she says she doesnt let other clients do...simply because she wants me to keep coming back

i think they can del with 99.99% most of them, they just dont want to do it during work as it could cost them money

[WHG]

My dick is 8 and a half inches when it’s limp, big deal.

[jeanphillipe]

My dick is 8 and a half inches when it’s limp, big deal.

What the fu.... are you part horse?

Are you the son of sarah jessica parker?

[myothernameis]

My dick is 8 and a half inches when it’s limp, big deal.

Yeh, right we believe you, not 8 and a half inches when limp, so when it erect what then 12"

[winkywanky]

I once had a Thai masseuse leave the room and then hurry back in with a canvas knitting bag. She rummaged through it and produced one of those fabric rolled-up tape measures, with which she proceeded to take multiple measurements, which she scribbled in pencil on the back of the current knitting pattern.

Did she knit you a nice willy-warmer? 

[mrpeterman]

I might start a thread on small cocks, see if we can find out who's got the smallest! 

Me!

The amount of times I’ve been asked is it in!

[Ali Katt]

Oh, I've had them say and do all sorts of bullshit to avoid deep penetration, but never outright tell me to stop. Doesn't surprise me to hear somebody has had that said to them though. Must've been one hell of a mood killer.

It was in doggy style, with me stood up and her on the bed. Switched to mish and she had her knees in the way. I didn't cum, but you guessed it it was my first punt.

[Ali Katt]

indeed it is.....whenever that happens i cant get back into the punt...ever. Its just not good atmosphere anymore....i dont get all my money back but i manage to pay for just the reduced time

however i do agree with many of the posters here that the WG can actually perform despite the lies the say....there is a WG that i see whenever she is in my area and the first time the punt was NOT good...every single complaint came out and every trick to stop deep penetration came out. i was like 1 or 2 months in the game so thought that happens alot plus she had a great body...so went back....then the meet got better....then back and again and again....now she lets me hammer away and do things she says she doesnt let other clients do...simply because she wants me to keep coming back

i think they can del with 99.99% most of them, they just dont want to do it during work as it could cost them money

I'm don't know if this is the case or not. If the punt was bad or even average I wouldn't go back, too many options. What I do know is if she doesn't enjoy sex or even your own company she will make as many excuses as possible and there is often no way of convincing her, that is from my experiences.

[Type_O_Negative]

My dick is 8 and a half inches when it’s limp, big deal.

Ye, and you own a Maserati 

[Beanhead]

indeed it is.....whenever that happens i cant get back into the punt...ever. Its just not good atmosphere anymore....i dont get all my money back but i manage to pay for just the reduced time

however i do agree with many of the posters here that the WG can actually perform despite the lies the say....there is a WG that i see whenever she is in my area and the first time the punt was NOT good...every single complaint came out and every trick to stop deep penetration came out. i was like 1 or 2 months in the game so thought that happens alot plus she had a great body...so went back....then the meet got better....then back and again and again....now she lets me hammer away and do things she says she doesnt let other clients do...simply because she wants me to keep coming back

i think they can del with 99.99% most of them, they just dont want to do it during work as it could cost them money

So you had to pay a considerable amount of money before you actually got a decent level of service you should've got during your first punt?

[Liverpool Discerning]

I think it is the sex act that affects the size of my cock. When I'm fucking it seems average. When its oral, it seems average. However I must get really excited when it is deep throat or Anal because then it is far too big!

I always wanted a really big cock though, so when I look down I can see it past my belly....

[last_days_of_logan]

So you had to pay a considerable amount of money before you actually got a decent level of service you should've got during your first punt?

sadly when you put it like that....yes 

but it wasnt like i went there a thousand times before it got significantly better. by the end of the second punt there was a noticeable difference from the first....after that it was great on each meet

compared to most of you i am considerably new at this , were what happened then to happen now i certainly wouldnt return.

[bluneo]

It's only big when I try to get it up her arse.

[bangstick]

Alright lads just wondering. 90% of WGs I’ve been with always tell me how big my dick is. Now numbers don’t lie and I’m slightly above average (yesss) at a generous 7.3in on a good day. So why do WGs always act like I’m James Deen? Is it part of the act or should I nickname my dick ‘the impaler’. I don’t see WGs for penis flattery so confused about their motive lol

because if they tell you that they've seen bigger or it's actually quite manageable or is that it?  you will wilt and blame them for it.

[megaman]

What do you use too measure your size if you don't have tape measure, let's take a Samsung galaxy for example that has a 5 inch screen good starting point how big are you too that object or other objects.

[Brokenshed]

Your dick is zoo big, I won't need the microscope and pair of tweezers.

[Brokenshed]

I was once told my dick was like the tardis, " it feels bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside"

Something original to say to a bloke with a small dick?.

[finn5555]

What do you use too measure your size if you don't have tape measure, let's take a Samsung galaxy for example that has a 5 inch screen good starting point how big are you too that object or other objects.

Why do you want to know the size of his dick are you gay 

[Littlefoot]

What do you use too measure your size if you don't have tape measure,

Buy one