Am I allowed to include the opposite of a nightmare?
A few nights ago I dreamt that I went to see a stunning-looking Romanian girl advertised on Vivastreet. When she opened the door, I was pole-axed. Not only was she the same girl as in the photos, but she also looked even more gorgeous in the flesh.
She welcomed me with a warm smile, and told me a few hilarious Romanian jokes to help put me at my ease.
All the services listed on her profile were available at no extra charge, and she performed them with gusto. She was happy with any sexual position I wanted – indeed she suggested some I'd never tried before – and she made no attempt to limit the depth of penetration or to make me reach orgasm sooner than I wanted.
When I left, she put a red rose in my button-hole, kissed me on the cheek, and murmured into my ear, "Deja îmi e dor de tine." (That's the Romanian equivalent of "Missing you already".)
And then, yes, I woke up and found it had all been a dream...
