Massage advice please - Swansea area

[MissWolf]

Good day gents, I rarely post on here and this is the first time I've asked for some assistance (with permission)

I do a fairly manual job for my 9 to 5 and consequently suffer with my back, I'm looking for a good massage in the Swansea area, obviously I'm not interested in HE as I don't have your kit and I'm not bi 

I've looked at the reviews in the massage section and atm the only one I can see that might fit the bill is Cara, am I right or are there others who can do a serious massage session to try and sort my back out.

I see a chiropractor regularly and the last masseuse that got hold of me while I was in a spa last year said massaging my back was like massaging a bag of nuts and bolts it was that knotted.

Advice please gents and yes I have permission to review the session 

[Tataboy]

Cara would be your best bet she does authentic massage, and she does cater for ladiesi saw one leaving once before my appointment. She Is very professional dont look anywhere else.

[MissWolf]

Cara would be your best bet she does authentic massage, and she does cater for ladiesi saw one leaving once before my appointment. She Is very professional dont look anywhere else.

Thank you 

[Tataboy]

She is such a nice person obviously there is two sides to her service but I have been to her for many years cant fault her 

[throatfiller8]

100% go to see Cara. Excellent professional massage, she'll sort you out nicely. Best you will find. She has a lot of female clients.

[MissWolf]

100% go to see Cara. Excellent professional massage, she'll sort you out nicely. Best you will find. She has a lot of female clients.

Thank you Cara it is 

[Punting_Mad]

Plus she does accupuncture too... If you have pain that needs relieving ...

[MissWolf]

Plus she does accupuncture too... If you have pain that needs relieving ...

Fantastic she may be able to help with my Carpal tunnel and tennis elbow....ffs I'm falling apart 

[Thephoenix]

Fantastic she may be able to help with my Carpal tunnel and tennis elbow....ffs I'm falling apart 

Occupational hazard?
Can't you claim industrial injury compensation?
Good luck with your back!

[Nice-dr]

Fantastic she may be able to help with my Carpal tunnel and tennis elbow....ffs I'm falling apart 

Sounds like you would benefit seeing an orthopaedic specialist and physiotherapist.

[Punting_Mad]

Don't forget your review..

[MissWolf]

Don't forget your review..

I won't 

[Doyle]

I won't 

and whether any extras were on offer

[Mil 34]

Don't forget your review..

Good shout 

[Tataboy]

Saw a girl in her twenties leaving there once,  I was early for my appointment when I went in I a asked her does she provide extras for the females she just smiled.

[Punting_Mad]

I'm jealous now.. that massage would be one I'd love to watch.. 

[Thephoenix]

Sounds like you would benefit seeing an orthopaedic specialist and physiotherapist.

4 hander..... that's extra!

[Tataboy]

I remember nikki hot oil massage in llanelli advert on AW mentioned she also did a service for ladies that included a vaginal massage to finish, just reminiscing she did a fantastic HE.

[Punting_Mad]

Was that the Thai lady.. the other side of Llanelli?

[Tataboy]

Oh yesssssss 

[Punting_Mad]

I did have the pleasure several times... Older lady but very attractive and very attentive.. bit put off by the 1950's decour of the front room used for massage though . Like my Nans

[sensualencounter]

Seriously Wolfie, if it’s not going to be sexual then what’s the point of asking on here, much less doing a review?

If you’re looking for a proper massage or Physiotherapy then a sex forum isn’t the right place to ask. It’s like those who come on here and ask medical advice. Wrong place.

As you can see from most of the responses here, most punters are only interested in the sexual aspect and the titillation they think they’re going to get from your review, even though you’ve said you’re not interested in a happy ending. I’ve seen quite a few of these posts before from punters and the general consensus is to stick to legit masseurs/euses for a proper (non sexual) service. Although it sounds to me like you need Physiotherapy or chiropractic help.

[DevilD]

What an interesting thread! Thanks MW.....

[daviemac]

Seriously Wolfie, if it’s not going to be sexual then what’s the point of asking on here, much less doing a review?

If you’re looking for a proper massage or Physiotherapy then a sex forum isn’t the right place to ask. It’s like those who come on here and ask medical advice. Wrong place.

As you can see from most of the responses here, most punters are only interested in the sexual aspect and the titillation they think they’re going to get from your review, even though you’ve said you’re not interested in a happy ending. I’ve seen quite a few of these posts before from punters and the general consensus is to stick to legit masseurs/euses for a proper (non sexual) service. Although it sounds to me like you need Physiotherapy or chiropractic help.

This site has a dedicated massage section and that includes legitimate massages. Just because you only think of the sexual aspect of it does not mean others are the same, there's loads on here who go for a massage for the massage experience and class any extras as a bonus not a necessity.

One of the biggest thread on the site is the NE massage one.

In any case if this is isn't the correct place for MissWolf to ask or indeed if posting a review is out of order then either the site owner, Admin or one of the mods will tell her.

[lamboman]

You are much better off with a qualified sports massage therapist,physio or chiro in that order.
Chiros tend to continually fleece you for little result imo and physios are generally not keen on hard work.
A SMA therapist will sort you out although it will hurt,just find a local one.

[MissWolf]

You are much better off with a qualified sports massage therapist,physio or chiro in that order.
Chiros tend to continually fleece you for little result imo and physios are generally not keen on hard work.
A SMA therapist will sort you out although it will hurt,just find a local one.

Through pm by a gentleman here I have actually found a specialist and will be going to see him.

However I've wanted to go for a decent massage with a Thai provider for some time and finding a local one of those who is good is not easy, hence coming here to ask.

Once I’ve seen her I will be reviewing, I've had permission as I've said in my op it will be interesting to see how my experience as a non sexual female customer differs from that of the men, sexual services or not being involved.

[sensualencounter]

This site has a dedicated massage section and that includes legitimate massages. Just because you only think of the sexual aspect of it does not mean others are the same, there's loads on here who go for a massage for the massage experience and class any extras as a bonus not a necessity.

One of the biggest thread on the site is the NE massage one.

In any case if this is isn't the correct place for MissWolf to ask or indeed if posting a review is out of order then either the site owner, Admin or one of the mods will tell her.

I know there’s a dedicated massage section but it’s news to me that non sexual massages can be reviewed. They never were in the past - everything reviewed had to be sexual.

[daviemac]

I know there’s a dedicated massage section but it’s news to me that non sexual massages can be reviewed. They never were in the past - everything reviewed had to be sexual.

That hasn't been the case for a very long time, even OldAmin's original rules allowed FBSM and massages, which to me would mean legitimate as well as sensual and legitimate ones have always been reviewed in the NE.

Reviews of legitimate massages are useful to everyone, those who just want a massage know how good it is and those who wants extras know to avoid.

[sensualencounter]

That hasn't been the case for a very long time, even OldAmin's original rules allowed FBSM and massages, which to me would mean legitimate as well as sensual and legitimate ones have always been reviewed in the NE.

Reviews of legitimate massages are useful to everyone, those who just want a massage know how good it is and those who wants extras know to avoid.

Looking at any massage review all over the country, then the vast vast majority have something sexual and those with that don't, the punter still went expecting something sexual.
The only thing I can see as useful in the context of this forum with the non-sexual reviews is so that people know there aren't extras. Otherwise, I may as well review the massage I got the other day at a Champneys spa if people really want to know about non sexual bookings.
It's a bit like saying that non sexual punting reviews are allowed but the only non sexual reviews are those where the punter walked or something else happened so that sexual stuff wasn't initiated.
Anyway, you've allowed it, so it doesn't matter what I say.

[daviemac]

Looking at any massage review all over the country, then the vast vast majority have something sexual and those with that don't, the punter still went expecting something sexual.
The only thing I can see as useful in the context of this forum with the non-sexual reviews is so that people know there aren't extras. Otherwise, I may as well review the massage I got the other day at a Champneys spa if people really want to know about non sexual bookings.
It's a bit like saying that non sexual punting reviews are allowed but the only non sexual reviews are those where the punter walked or something else happened so that sexual stuff wasn't initiated.
Anyway, you've allowed it, so it doesn't matter what I say.

Whatever doesn't interest you feel free to ignore.

If you have an issue with whatever is or isn't allowed on this site I suggest you take it up with the site owner, I only enforce the rules I don't make them and only allow what the owners says is allowed.

Twice MissWolf has said she has permission, if you think Head1, who gave permission, is wrong then tell him, don't argue with me about it, it was not my decision.

Advice please gents and yes I have permission to review the session 

Once I’ve seen her I will be reviewing, I've had permission as I've said in my op it will be interesting to see how my experience as a non sexual female customer differs from that of the men, sexual services or not being involved.

[sensualencounter]

Whatever doesn't interest you feel free to ignore.

If you have an issue with whatever is or isn't allowed on this site I suggest you take it up with the site owner, I only enforce the rules I don't make them and only allow what the owners says is allowed.

Twice MissWolf has said she has permission, if you think Head1, who gave permission, is wrong then tell him, don't argue with me about it, it was not my decision.

It’s not an argument, merely voicing an opinion. As I’ve also said, it’s been allowed, I’m not taking anything up.

And I’m very much interested in sexual massages but yes I will be ignoring this specific review.

[daviemac]

It’s not an argument, merely voicing an opinion. As I’ve also said, it’s been allowed, I’m not taking anything up.

And I’m very much interested in sexual massages but yes I will be ignoring this specific review.

Every reply up to your's at #21 was helpful and or on topic, now this makes 8 posts of you saying it's pointless and me saying it's allowed. Like I said ignore what doesn't interest you.

[welshman167]

I would recommend visiting Noot.  She works out of the Lux Bar in Manselton.  She does the best Thai massage, either deep tissue or hot oil.  She doesn't offer HE.  I've been using her for years and her rates are reasonable.  here's the link to book.
  External Link/Members Only   (Booking link replaced with link to full website.)

[daviemac]

I would recommend visiting Noot.  She works out of the Lux Bar in Manselton.  She does the best Thai massage, either deep tissue or hot oil.  She doesn't offer HE.  I've been using her for years and her rates are reasonable.  here's the link to book.
  External Link/Members Only   (Booking link replaced with link to full website.)

It isn't up to you to post booking forms, people will want to look at the site before committing to booking.

You've been here 3 years, never bothered to post as review and your first post is touting this place, as you've been so often any reason for not reviewing it or do you have some association with it.   

[welshman167]

WOW!  nice people skills mate.  I have no association whatsoever with this place apart from having massages, (many of them).  I posted that link because it's the only way i know of contacting her because she can't be booked through the sites main page as she rents her own room there.  I haven't reviewed the place because it's a genuine massage parlour that doesn't offer HE.  The only other place I've visited is Cara but with so many amazing reviews on here already about her what's the point of another one?  There's me thinking I was helping someone out 

[Takeapunt81]

I know there’s a dedicated massage section but it’s news to me that non sexual massages can be reviewed. They never were in the past - everything reviewed had to be sexual.

Yes they have many times

[daviemac]

WOW!  nice people skills mate.  I have no association whatsoever with this place apart from having massages, (many of them).  I posted that link because it's the only way i know of contacting her because she can't be booked through the sites main page as she rents her own room there.  I haven't reviewed the place because it's a genuine massage parlour that doesn't offer HE.  The only other place I've visited is Cara but with so many amazing reviews on here already about her what's the point of another one?  There's me thinking I was helping someone out 

You have been here 3 years, plenty of time to know how the site works. There is a dedicated massage review section in every region so there is no excuse for not reviewing any type of massages. There are loads of member who look for the quality of the massage over and above any extras. Reviewing a legitimate place not only caters to those members but it also lets those looking for more know to avoid.

It doesn't matter how many reviews an SP has, up to date ones show the standard of service is still high or not as the case may be.

I don't know of anyone who would just fill a booking form in without being able to check the provider.

We get far too many pimps and touts on here and your first post after being a member so long came over as touting, make some useful contributions and you won't have a problem.

Just to clarify it for everyone.

15 FBSM / Massage
Allowed.