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Offline Marquis

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£120/60 minutes

Stairway2Heaven (AKA Dina) is a Russian Asian lady from one of the states bordering China. I had made an early morning appointment - good comms by Adultwork email and text - and turned up a little ahead of the agreed time. There followed a slightly anxious few minutes when I texted Dina and got no reply, but she texted back after a short delay (8-10 minutes).

Her place is a very clean and tidy terraced property in Haslingden, although some of the other houses on the street look like they could use some TLC. There's a small, free car park halfway down the street. The area looked safe enough, so I left the car there. The instruction on her text was to enter the house without knocking. I did this and found her stood at the top of the stairs looking very fetching in stockings, heels and lingerie (as requested).

Shoes off and up the stairs into her bedroom. I'd had a shower less than an hour before so no need to repeat that. We had a little chat, I was offered and accepted a drink, then took my kit off and lay face down on the bed. Dina is a good looking petite girl with Asian features. Her AW page gives her age as 38, but I reckon she has knocked the VAT off to arrive at that. Her body is similar to my all-time favourite girl, Thai Nikita of Blackpool, who packed in shagging for cash in 2015. Slim but not skinny, lovely legs, shapely arse, cute pussy and smallish breasts which are perhaps not quite as firm as they once were, but looked and felt good all the same. Her tits are crowned with a sensational pair of nipples. Nice. The body wouldn't be out of place on a 20-year-old, but her face is clearly that of a late 30s/early 40s woman. Facially she has a slight resemblance to Sandra Oh of Killing Eve fame. I had gathered from other reviews that her personality is a little quirky. This turned out to be correct, as you will discover if you read on.

I was first treated to a sensual massage. I don't go in much for massages, so I can't tell whether it was any good or not by professional standards, but it certainly did the trick of making me feel relaxed and horny at the same time. Turned over after 20 minutes or so and then we were into oral (covered), featuring plenty of licking of the nuts, and 69, before she mounted me. I had specified that DFK was a must in my emails and texts and she delivered on this without hesitation. We changed to mish after 10 minutes and I let fly into the bag shortly after - unusual for me these days. She congratulated me by saying that we had cleansed our lymphatic systems. You may find this strange to hear, but I have never had a compliment like that before.

Next up was a relaxing foot massage. All very nice, but the session went downhill for me at that point. Dina is a passionate believer - or maybe just a hired hand - for Ayurvedic therapies. She has a website External Link/Members Only . She explained that Ayurvedic medicine is a traditional way of curing all manner of ills – stress, fatigue, back pain, erectile dysfunction, constipation and so on. The delivery mechanism for these wonder cures seems to be in the form of herbal teas, samples of which were rapidly produced and which I was invited to try at a ‘special price’. When I declined - on the grounds of being in rude health - Dina told me that Ayurvedic was also good as a preventive treatment. She had clearly passed the ‘objection handling’ module of her sales course with flying colours (or maybe she has studied the sales techniques of Jehovah’s Witnesses), but to no avail with me: it’s fair to say that discussion of how to cure (or prevent) constipation is not among my favourite post-coital topics. I couldn’t help but think back to a recent session I had with Schoolgirl Kate, who, within minutes of cleaning me up after I shot my bolt, asked me if I wanted another blow job. No prizes for guessing whose offer I prefer.

After I could stand no more of this nonsense, and in desperate need of a distraction, I suggested a shared shower to finish off. In fairness to Dina, she readily agreed and did a good job of soaping me down. I found myself getting hard again and briefly thought of extending the session. I cracked a joke about whether any of her therapies could cure my erection, which she seemed to think was a little disrespectful. The hallmark of a true believer. She has a fabulous little body, but I had another appointment to get to, so I had to steel myself to get dressed and head for the door. After another round of Ayurvedic sales patter – the stuff apparently works just as well if taken in the form of cake! – I was off into the cold Haslingden morning.

I will certainly visit again,  and will be ready with a distraction tactic to head off the sales patter next time. She’s a top looking girl – to repeat, her body is especially fine - and gives a very good service IMHO, but the extended sales talk was not welcome, and she didn’t take the hint.

Not quite a top drawer experience, but close.


Offline frankc

Thanks for the review Pal, must admit I love an Asian girl with nice nipples, may pay her a visit for a sneaky half/hour... :thumbsup:

Offline Marquis

may pay her a visit for a sneaky half/hour... :thumbsup:

I'm sure she will accommodate your desire to cleanse your lymphatic system.   :yahoo:

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Last time I was in India the hotel gave me a big bottle of Ayurvedic shampoo...........it did actually work wonders on scalp psoriasis and dandruff

Offline Marquis

Last time I was in India the hotel gave me a big bottle of Ayurvedic shampoo...........it did actually work wonders on scalp psoriasis and dandruff

Interesting ... my first thought was that it is complete bollocks, but it clearly worked on your scalp. Be worth knowing if anybody else has any success stories.

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Interesting ... my first thought was that it is complete bollocks, but it clearly worked on your scalp. Be worth knowing if anybody else has any success stories.


It was essentially a strong concentration of tea tree oil with a couple of other herbs added. Not traces like you get in western "flavoured" shampoos, but actually significant content something like 10-15%

Some herbal remedies do actually work - there's a heck of a lot of drugs that are plant derived. Aspirin, digoxin, taxol, vincristine are just a few
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Offline cueball

I'll put her in my improving scalp and listening to twaddle hotlist then  :D

Oh,,and if my feet ever ache I'll know where to go  :D

Cheers op  :hi:

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I'll put her in my improving scalp and listening to twaddle hotlist then  :D

Oh,,and if my feet ever ache I'll know where to go  :D

Cheers op  :hi:

If you're nice does she have an ointment for piles?

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If you're nice does she have an ointment for piles?
Are you asking or stating?  :lol:

It's handy to find an farmers ointment rubber.... That's not in the aw likes list options  :lol:

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Are you asking or stating?  :lol:

It's handy to find an farmers ointment rubber.... That's not in the aw likes list options  :lol:

Hoping!
And hoping she doesn't try massaging them with her fingernails...

Offline Schuey

As mentioned on another thread I have seen Dina several times prior to joining UKP and she is a true believer in the Ayurvedic lifestyle...I haven't seen her in the last 12 months but I'm surprised she did DFK as she said she was no longer doing it. Her massages are actually very good but the sales patter does get a bit annoying but it's another income stream for her.
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Offline Marquis

As mentioned on another thread I have seen Dina several times prior to joining UKP and she is a true believer in the Ayurvedic lifestyle...I haven't seen her in the last 12 months but I'm surprised she did DFK as she said she was no longer doing it. Her massages are actually very good but the sales patter does get a bit annoying but it's another income stream for her.

Her Adultwork 'likes list' has French Kissing (discretion) on it. I made it clear in my emails that this was a key part of my go/no go decision. She responded by attaching a couple of conditions (non-smoker and use mouthwash just before the booking). I had no problem with either of those, and she delivered as agreed.


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If you're nice does she have an ointment for piles?

It wasn't mentioned specifically, but I bet she does!

Offline carpe diam

Have seen her or three times but not for around 7/8 months now but always found her to be sexy and attentive even with the added sales pitches for her teas etc !!!

Offline titton

Another sales skill is to know ones target audience and meet their particular and specific needs with the right product or service. She may truly believe in her whole range of Indian inspired healing and cleansing but sounds like she risks alienating her clients if she tries to up sell to everyone.
She's clearly a looker and offers what we on here generally want. In my submission she needs to work on identifying exactly who is standing in front of her and what they want and then delivering just that....as well as she possibly can. Too much up sell or cross sell can ruin the process.

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Offline massivejohnson

Glad you had a good time Mr Marquis  :hi:. Note that you didn't mention the young lad so presume he wasn't back from his paper round.

Next time you go, ask her if she will do the turkish dance or play/sing a Beatles song, she doesn't charge any extra.

I think last time I saw her I was disappointed by the limited kissing and covered oral, which is probably why I haven't been back, also a bit of a drive for me - there's alot more closer fish in the sea who will happily lick my tonsils and dick  :P

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Glad you had a good time Mr Marquis  :hi:. Note that you didn't mention the young lad so presume he wasn't back from his paper round.

Next time you go, ask her if she will do the turkish dance or play/sing a Beatles song, she doesn't charge any extra.

I think last time I saw her I was disappointed by the limited kissing and covered oral, which is probably why I haven't been back, also a bit of a drive for me - there's alot more closer fish in the sea who will happily lick my tonsils and dick  :P

No youngster around so far as I could tell - although she locked the bedroom door before the action started.

If she didn't deliver FK she would be a no-go for me too, but I was happy with things on that score. She's fairly local to me so that's another bonus - in contrast, Manchester is an hour's drive from my place.

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Another sales skill is to know ones target audience and meet their particular and specific needs with the right product or service. She may truly believe in her whole range of Indian inspired healing and cleansing but sounds like she risks alienating her clients if she tries to up sell to everyone.
She's clearly a looker and offers what we on here generally want. In my submission she needs to work on identifying exactly who is standing in front of her and what they want and then delivering just that....as well as she possibly can. Too much up sell or cross sell can ruin the process.

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Agreed. But, thinking back on it, I reckon she's closer to the Jehovah's Witness type - 'I'm a true believer and I'll repeat this as often as necessary until you get the message, for which you will thank me in the long run' - rather than the pro sales rep type.

I don't want to overdo the downside of this: Dina is a good looking girl and good service provider IMHO, and receiving a foot massage from a naked lovely is no great hardship, regardless of whatever bollocks they may happen to be spouting while they're doing it. The original massage and the sex parts of the session were both great. As I said at the end of my review, it was close to a top drawer experience.

Offline Schuey

Her Adultwork 'likes list' has French Kissing (discretion) on it. I made it clear in my emails that this was a key part of my go/no go decision. She responded by attaching a couple of conditions (non-smoker and use mouthwash just before the booking). I had no problem with either of those, and she delivered as agreed.

I never read her AW profile - didn't know she advertised on there - as I "found" her via VS but on several occassions I experienced DFK with her but then she said she was no longer doing it which played a part in my looking elsewhere. Also her prices seem to have shot up by £30 as I never paid more than £90. She is a nice lass, with a nice clean home, not too far from mine, who I enjoyed seeing until work and the lack of DFK got in the way...

Offline Marquis

I never read her AW profile - didn't know she advertised on there - as I "found" her via VS but on several occassions I experienced DFK with her but then she said she was no longer doing it which played a part in my looking elsewhere. Also her prices seem to have shot up by £30 as I never paid more than £90. She is a nice lass, with a nice clean home, not too far from mine, who I enjoyed seeing until work and the lack of DFK got in the way...

I seem to remember the price being lower when I first started looking at her profile. That said, £120 is still decent VFM in my view.

I'm definitely up for another meet so we'll see if her service tails off with me like it did for you. The FK is a big part of any session for me, so if she doesn't deliver on that I wouldn't go again.

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A quick update on this review: just by chance, a work appointment was rescheduled earlier this week, leaving me an hour to kill on a journey between Burnley and Haslingden. I took the opportunity to kill it in the company of this girl.

This time I asked for her 'Nuru Massage' with FS to finish. The nuru part was relaxing and erotic, but I didn't get the full sliding and rubbing treatment as seen in countless porn movies. Instead I got a fairly sparing use of the gel in place of oil for the masaage, and just a little bit of the sliding/rubbing stuff towards the end. Although not receiving the full porn movie treatment was a bit of a disappointment, at one stage she put my Hampton between her buttocks and slid up and down on it for 30 seconds or so. The sight and sensation of this was pure bliss.

Besides the aforementioned buttock incident, the other highlight of the session was the dirty talk just before she gave me (covered) oral. "You have such a nice cock, I'd love to suck it, would you like me to do that?" and similar stuff before she actually did the deed. The combination of her exotic looks, sexy accent and the ambience of the setting - soft lighting, nice bed and sheets, pleasantly warm room - made it an exceptional moment. I also spent a few minutes giving her RO and slipping a finger inside her, which she seemed to enjoy (I certainly did) judging by how wet she got. This was accompanied by more dirty talk complimenting me on my technique. Much more of this and I might have to consider changing my user name to 'Sex God'.

The main event was done in mish, doggy and cowgirl, finished off with HR well past the hour mark after more vocal encouragement. Contrary to some UKP members' comments, DFK was on offer again - she even initiated it a couple of times.

Plus points relative to my previous session were that the Ayurvedic sales patter was dialled down significantly (I was offered and accepted a drink of the herbal tea), she seems to have a better idea of what floats my boat (or maybe she was just hornier than last week), and we ran well over time - around 1 hour 20 minutes, having paid £120 for an hour.

Minus points are that, now I've had another look, Dina is probably a smidgen older than my first estimate of late 30s/early 40s, and she does have a little bit of a belly. Also, as mentioned earlier, the nuru part of the session was not the full works.

Nothing off putting though and no reason to change my positive verdict.


Offline cueball

The fancy cup of tea i could handle refusing, the stingy nuru gel massage i could do without, the hard sell would fall on deaf ears with me.

But.... Add the lack of owo... That's her firmly on the back burner for me.

Cheers for reviewing and updating  :hi:

Offline massivejohnson

You have such a nice cock...but then puts a condom on before sucking it....  :dash:

Offline Marquis

You have such a nice cock...but then puts a condom on before sucking it....  :dash:

Quite. It took the edge off my smug feeling.