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I thought I'd share in the hilarity of my dealings with the delightful Karenxx today.
I'm aware that she runs a conveyor belt service and doesn't like to confirm times or length of appointment. I like her pics though, she's right up my street so feeling horny today I attempted to book again but with very low expectations on actually getting her to confirm services. My thinking was that I'd be very careful in confirming an appointment time and the length of the appointment. I asked her by text if she was available for 30mins. she said she was and asked what time I wanted. I replied "12.15 if possible." and got an "ok"
So I sent a text confirming £50 for 30 mins at 12.15. I also said that I liked her profile but that she had some negative comments about keeping clients waiting outside and that I'd be punctual at 12.15. This was an hour before my potential appointment and thirty minutes later I still had no confirmation or response. It is at this point where the conversation wandered in the realms of the surreal and I'l simply relay the text conversation back...
K: I don't deal with P net. I've heard there are a lot of peedo s on it.
Me: Whats p net?
Me: (30 mins later) Don't worry, I wasn't even remotely optimistic that you'd confirm your services.
K: (1 min later) OK ready when you are. Oh and if you're not coming can you please let me know?
Me: Have I missed something. Did you confirm the time and duration as requested. Did you also explain the P net comment and ridiculous Paedo comment? It was against my better judgement contacting you so just stick to your conveyor belt punters.
K: Lol. I've been told its a forum for Peedo s
Me: What the fuck are you on about? I've no idea what P net is, do you?
K: Oh, so where was the feedback that you saw about me. Lol
K: Punta net
K: I've been doing this job 3 months. How long have you been shagging around? Longer than me I bet love.
K: Well this is the one that got away love. Thank fuck.
Me: I bet you're a lovely person outside of work.
K: I fuck who I like when I like, I'm single. I do what the fuck I like when I like. So just do one and go back and fuck ya wife cos I won't be seeing you. You sound like a right horrible fucker.
Me: Single. That makes two of us. We should go out! Lol.
K: Don't contact me again. Your rude and sound horrible. I only see nice men.
K: (5 minutes after saying don't contact me again) And I don't have men in and out all day. I only do 4 in one day. I bet you wank 10 times a fuckin day! Fuckin rude.
I think in this case Karen's 'nice men' is a euphemism for any mug punter who is prepared to turn up with no questions asked and doesn't demand that he gets the full time he's paid for. You'll see from this exchange that she's hilarious, but not in a good way.