The Venue:
https://thephoenixclub.london
Evening 7pm to 9pm party. 
Happened late June.  Place near Little Italy I'd not visited before.  Easy to find.
Ladies were: Daisy, Harriett (sisters!), Patricia and Monica.
£160 for the hour.

The short version:
Monica - DFK, Deepthroat OWO followed by Harriett FK, OWO then covered Cowgirl and Doggie for cum in bag (Pop1).
Daisy - OWO, RO, covered Mish & DFK, Cum in bag (Pop 2),
Monica DFK, OWO, FMF wih Monica riidng Cowgirl and Harriet RO.  Finished with Monica lubed handjob, more OWO then covered Mish cum in bag (Pop 3).


The Long version:
I was in London unexpectedly and had already seen Morgan at HOD in London and not wanting to waste an opportunity for a full release was looking for more.  Looked around AW for no real inspiration before settling on Phoenix as the lineup looked good.  Called Emma and she gave me direactions and said it was the expected lineup.  All good.

Got there about 6:55 and let in and had a shower whilst a few guys waited around.  Were about 5 maybe 6 of us in total for the whole evening with comings and goings.
Came out shower and action had started, lookind into one room and a guy was eating Monica's pussy.  She beckoned me over and went straight to work on my cock OWO.  Really good blowjob, very deep at times and she really seems to enjoy it.  All the time her pussy was being eaten and another guy was sucking then fucking Harriett next to her.
Once Harriett's fuck had cum she asked if I wanted some too so Monica having done all the hard work gave me to her.  I lay down and Harriett went in for the OWO.  Really good technique, not deep but good enough as I LFK's her and played with her tits.  Nicely enhanced pair with no sag and good nipples for sucking.  Asked if I fancied a fuck so on with bag and into her riding me very hard which was a great sights as Monica rode her next guy same way next to me.  Dont often cum uphill so asked for a swap, went for doggie and gave her a good fucking, her making all the right noises to the point I came in the bag.  Cleanup and and I went for a drink and some nibbles, 1st pop gone.

I had a shower and was stood in the doorway and Daisy was free.  Why not.  She asked what I liked and I said blowjobs, kissing andf fucking which made her laugh.  Quick chat and found out she is Harriett's younger sister.  She's really good looking I thought and whilst she was more gentle than her sister I really liked her.  Next to us was Patricia, banging Brazilian body, getting fucked whilst Daisy gave me a not so deep but very good and very long blowjob whilst I reached across and gavce Patricia's tits a good squeeze.  Daisy asked if I fancied a fuck, I said yes lets go mish and she was on her back  Bagged up and about to go for it I couldt resist having a taste of her clit so went for it.  Lasted a while and she came, said it was 1st of the day.  This is whne the DFK started and she snogged my face off as I fucked her for all I was worth, cumming in the bag for pop 2.

Another snack, another drink, another shower and I was by now in that 'I can fuck for England' mode.  Really fancied a session with Patricia but she was too busy so went back to the room with Monica and Harriett where one guy had just finished with each.  We all had a chat and a giggle before without any prompt Monica started sucking my already semi hard cock and Harriett started snogging my face off.  This isnt bad I thought.  This lasted a good 15 minutes, still just the 3 of us, I think by now only 3 guys and the others were servicing Particia and Diasy and both Harriett and Monica were taking turns blowing me and snogging me.  Monica asked if I fancied a fuck and I said yes, Harriett got up and I said 'well if she's on my cock how about you get my tongue?'  I'd just got the words out and Harriett was squatted over my face and dropped her clit on my mouth so I went full throttle for some pussy eating whilst she used the head of the bed for balance.  meanwhile I could feel my cock still being sucked by Monica.  Whata  feeling.  Shame I couldnt see a fucking thing!  Felt a bag go on and Monica jumped on what felt like cowgirl and fucked the shit out of me to a loud orgasm which got me very wet.  Harriett was still on my face and sopon enough my face was wet too after she had cum riding my fotngue like a cock.  Harriett jumps off, snogs my face off again and I remarked 'Well 1st time Ive made sisters cum back to back' which made her laugh.  Monica at this stage had grabbed lube and was giving me one of the most intense handjobs Ive ever had.  She kept saying 'Give me that juice' and licking the head of my cock with the odd bout of deepthroat.  I knew I wasnt going to cum like this and hadnt fucked her yet so asked her if she wanted to, she got the condom on and I ploghed away at her hard and deep whilst DFK until I agan came in the bag.

Time almost up I figured I'd like to get one last one in with Patricia and do the full set ut sadly she'd just stated with one guy and everyone was winding down so I showered, dressed and left with some very very empty balls.

So, a great night I thought.   Cum 3 times, fuck a couple sisters and my 1st Monica experience that I now want to repeat sometime.  Harriett and Daisy are great too, 2 notthern lasses up for a laugh and really seem to enjoy the work so hopefully they are there again too.  I'd loved to have sampled Patricia's body too but theres always a next time.  The bit I enjoyed most was it was all OWO and it relaly flowed well as a result.  I knew from previous reviews that Monica is a fucking machine but was really happily surprised by Daisy & Harriett.  Recommended to all party lovers.  I'll be back.

https://glasgowescortsagency.co.uk/models/mia-fetish-escorts-in-glasgow/

£160 for one hour incall

Phoned on the day and managed to get a booking. She seems to work 10am till 3pm most days Mon -Fri. After the booking when I went to leave the place was busy with punters and girls being shuffled into waiting areas to get punters into rooms.

As previosly reported Mia is now Blonde and has it styled in a bob.  Her pics are accurate, she has a very toned body with various piercings also mentioned in previous reviews.

I enjoyed my booking with Mia and have tried twice to get follow up bookings but she has been unavailable.

The agency list fetish and dom for Mia, I never asked her about these services but she came across as slightly submissive.  French kissing was available as well as CIM.

I gave her reverse oral but found the metal work got in the way, also on her nipple.

https://www.adultwork.com/6820440

Location: Apartment, on street parking nearby

Price: £130 for 30 minutes

Comms: Via AW booking system

I’ve had my eye on Jamie for some time and given the location I decided to take a drive to go and see her. Her incall location appears to be a private residence and is clean, tidy and fit for purpose.

Jamie is quite a tall girl and was clearly a lot heavier at some point in the not too distant past. Facially reasonably pretty with fake boobs but with quite a bit of scaring from the procedure.

She’s clearly experienced quite a few time wasters as prior to my arrival she kept messaging me to make sure I was coming. From those messages I was starting to detect a slight attitude issue but I was on my way so what the hell. I arrived at the location and had a real job finding her apartment resulting in me being a few minutes late to the kick off. I even caught her rolling her eyes when I explained the job I had in finding her. She warmed up quite nicely however, getting on her knees to get me hard. Her BJ technique is pretty lacklustre, not very deep and light with zero eye contact. Not the best start. She put a condom on me and I decided to bang her in missionary. The entire time she looked away while I was going at it and I finished in the bag. A quick cleanup and out of the door in around 25 minutes.

In summary, she has about as much zero sexual charisma as an Asda cheese and pickle sandwich, or at least with me she didn’t. Poor BJ. Unenthusiastic sex and an even more unenthusiastic kissing. Very mechanical and cold. YMMV. I’m going to give her a Neutral as she did everything I wanted other than delivering a noteworthy sexual experience.

Would I return? No.

https://www.adultwork.com/7216269

Location: Apartment in BS3, parking at Asda

Price: £60 for 30 minutes

Comms: Via text, she’s not on Whatsapp

I spotted this one and fancied a rub and tug, so fired off a text and headed over. It’s the usual Polish whore house near Asda Bedminster where I have whipped out my pole to a few other Poles in the past. (Yes, I did review them)

Up the usual flight of creaky stairs, she opened the door and I didn’t catch sight of her until she closed it. She claims she is 48 on her profile but in reality she’s probably closer to 60. Visually, Gina is an acquired taste but on the plus side she does have huge tits. To me she resembled a Polish version of Pat Butcher of Eastenders fame. So if that's your thang, then go fill your boots.

On her AW profile she states that it’s 70 notes for 30 minutes but she asked for 60. So an extra 10 quid for me to spend on lottery scratch cards at Asda = result.

She started with an underwhelming back massage and some B2B action, the latter being decent given the size of her jugs. Half time arrived and she asked me to flip over and got started on my front. She then proceeded to give me an average hand job and tit wank. I really didn’t fancy her that much so I closed my eyes and my mind drifted to my last sexual encounter in order to get over the line. She cleaned me up and I got dressed. I could hear someone else moving around in the flat but it was probably one of the other girls who works from there.

In summary, not my cup of tea visually and delivered an average service. Horses for courses and all that, you might love her. I’m giving her a low neutral as she delivered all the stuff advertised in a pleasant enough manner.

Would I return? No.

VS link https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/woking-gu22/mia----best-service-owo-no-rush/327005974
Advert has changed since visit - different B&S

tl;dr version: Excellent BJ/CIM

When: April 2024

Comms: Phone and txt from maid

Location: Plenty of cheap and safe parking around Woking

Services: FK, BBBJ/CIM

Price: 30 mins £100

The SP: Slim, 20s

Nationality: Spanish
 
I arrived she hid behind door. First impressions, lovely
Nice modern apartment, thank god there was an elevator.
I went to wash up my cock in sink. I ws only here for a BJ

We kissed (basic French), played with her tits that looked natural, nice brown skin no scars.
L presented her pussy for me to lick and turned into face sitting she got nice and salty.
Swapped to L kneeling on pillow and she sucked balls, took whole cock, and fingered my arse. Didn’t take long until I was pumping many  days worth into her mouth and she took it all, showed me, smiled and went to spit. No other ending available.

I asked if I could lick her pussy some more and she smiled and said "pleeeeze"
So I did and wanked myself off but it wasn't happening. We kissed a bit after that is unusual.
L seemed to enjoy herself with the action almost as much as enlarging her wallet

I washed up again. I'm looking forward to having FS again.
Went on my way very happy

Would I return: Yes, tried, sadly different girl, less pretty and I aborted.


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https://www.adultwork.com/5295586 or
https://www.adultwork.com/PrettyAbiBabe

£200 for 1 hour, reduced to £150 for 30 mins

No reviews on here but AW ones looked ok. Comms were pretty good on her number. A few texts over a few days to arrange and agreed an evening meet. Pics look amazing tbh so was looking forward to the meet.

Place is a flat on a main road heading out of town. Arrived just before time and no answer to calls or texts. Thought here we go. Eventually got a message 10 mins past the time giving address. Decent enough flat and up the stairs. As I approached heard voices talking loudly inside. Another red flag. But away we go…

Hide behind door trick and when I look it’s a dark short brunette (all pics are blonde), quite pretty, tanned and tattoos. Maybe it is Abi, but either pics were taken a long time ago or she has swapped with her mate (who is in the kitchen and who it transpires she was talking to). Anyway, I’m reasonably happy and go into the bedroom. A bottle of wine is open, another red flag, and she pours 2 glasses. Before I can say I don’t want any she says “this is for my friend” and leaves the room for 5 minutes to take it to her. More talking in there while I stand around. Fuck sake.

She eventually returns and we sort the money out. Kissing starts. She is definitely not 25, maybe early to mid 30s and body is a bit saggy but not bad. Has lots of tattoos turning green (why do white women love dream catchers so much?). OWO is actually very good and sloppy and after a few positions of this I CIM, which she then goes off and spits out. Returns and I ask to go down on her. Her response is that she’s too sensitive and can’t do that. So on with mac and start in mish. After a few thrusts she says she is too sore from working a lot. Jesus. So we switch to doggy and this is ok for a while. She does keep stopping me though to check if the jonny is still on. Keeps killing the moment. So change and she gets on top. Then after a minute stops again and says it’s hurting. I look at my cock and there is dark stuff on the jonny. She says oh I must be coming on. By that time I want to get out so suggest we reduce to 30 mins. She goes out again and comes back with £50 and I get dressed. As I do she goes and sits with her friend while I sort the jonny and tissues out and find my way to the bathroom to wash up. I then see her in the hall and she lets me out like she would the plumber who has finished fixing something.

All in all a bad punt with someone not into it and on her period (wasn’t fresh blood). No real effort and too sensitive and sore. That and that she looks nothing like her pics means a straight neg.

https://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/health-beauty-shops/193038-herbal-clinic#google_vignette


I like this place as you go and see what's on offer and usually are introduced to around 5-6 girls. choose the one u like and off you go. I have once refused and left. they then said I can use it for next time the money I paid up front.

parked across the road in B&Q

60 mins - £55 at the desk 

chose Paloma

Looks 7/10 ... around 5ft 6, slze 10, loose C cups
Body 7/10
friendliness 9/10

decided on 60 b2b

unfortunately her English wasn't good but she made up for it in her massage and sensual skills 


overall a decent massage with nice reach unders and breathing into ears. turned over onto my front around the 40 min mark.

she was very close to my little man and I was worried about her bb me.

the HJ finish was one of the best I had had in a while. explosive. 

have the tiny cubicle showers but otherwise all good

All of the babes I came down to the Stix for this weekend were either, not answering their e-mails, their phones, not working or just fancied a few days off...

just when I arrived in town...Damn it.. 

So, decided to give this one a try as I am a newly converted "Thai Fan"..

www.adultwork.com/6773123    and   www.adultwork.com/THAI+JENNY

Call made and postcode, prices and time was set.   She's based in Thai Nicole's old Flat so just a minute's walk from my Hotel, door opened and she's a slim, very cute

but not stunning Sexy Thai lass.   Very nice smile and personality we clicked straight away and a fun time was on the cards.  30 mins @ £100 was naked and on the bed

in seconds.  Some lovely kissing was enjoyed, tonsil tennis and face sucking galore, a lovely prolonged OWO BJ and edging and DT'ing session

had me purring like a kitten.

Downtown for some responsive RO had her bucking like a Broncho to blow in my face..

Sex was passionate and we switched positions, CG, RCG, MISH, Spoons, every time I was close to blowing...which was every couple on minutes..

She has a slim figure which I love on a woman, small tits but very suckable, lovely cute arse that looks great in Doggie mode.

A sweet girl, lovely laugh, great English and an extensive menu that I WILL be back to try.....like that scene from 'Diner'.

Return?  Yes she's lovely and I had a great time, probably due to chemistry....however, your mileage may vary. 

She definitely went some way to making up for all my Plan A punts going tits up.   So, same time next weekend?   




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Havent reviewed for some time - but had such an annoying experience, i had to share it - so others can avoid the same fate.

agreed £800 for an overnight at my place (9am till 7am).  With French kissing, Cim and Anal - i paid her electronically

First bad point, she arrived 45 minutes late - eventually finding my place, and complaining about poor phone signal, taking a wrong turn etc etc.
Bella describes herself as 37 years old and size 8 - more like 47 years old, size 10 I would say.  Facially she is 5/10, has clearly had some eye work done, long blonde extensions and just about the worse 'Turkey teeth' you've ever seen.  (why do they do it?)

We had a drink and chatted a while before she slipped into an outfit and we had a play on the sofa.   Bella has a fit body for her age and cracking fake boobs with smooth skin, but the service she provides is mediocre to say the least.   She avoided kissing as much as possible to the point i stopped what we were doing and said 'do you not kiss?'  - she replied 'yeh of course' and kissed a little bit but no way was it what i would call proper kissing.   She went down on me, technique was ok but nothing tight, and certainly not deep so id rate her BJ 2/10.

Bella uses tactics of timewasting - d'o you have a glass of water?' - then stopping to take sips regularly, then disappearing to have an 'outfit change' - which takes her ages to put on.

I suggest we move to the bedroom.  We had a fairly prolonged 69 session, and she was clean and tasted good, but again a mediocre BJ from her interrupted by more sips of water.  Eventually she came with a shudder, and she complimented me saying 'well you know what you're doing down there dont you!'.

I suggested she climb on top of me and she hands me a condom to apply (here you do it) - again a total lack of care or interest.   I rubber up and she climbs on.  - She was not particularly tight, but the site of her smooth skin and nice boobs got me off and i exploded in the bag soon enough. 

At this point it was about 1am and we went to sleep for a bit - now naively I was expecting she might wake me up in an hour or so for another session, where perhaps the Anal and CIM would happen (which was agreed), but for the next 3 hours we must have slept on and off in between her getting up to go to the toilet and sniffing a lot.

at 5am she got up and went to the toilet again and i watched her get dressed - i said 'are you ok?'  - she said yeh, im gonna get going cos i dont have much fuel and i forgot my bank card so i want to avoid the traffic.   'i said oh.....its only 5am', she said yeh im just worried about getting home. 

So she leaves the bedroom to get some clothes from the living room, where we had previously got undressed.  I stayed in the bed expecting her to come back and have a conversation about leaving early, and thanks for the evening etc, and it was at this point I would have discussed a partial refund.

So i wait in bed for like 5 mins, i literally cannot hear anything?  Im certain she is still pottering about because i havent heard the front door click or anything.

how wrong was I

I get up and go and explore to have a conversation - SHES GONE - nowhere to be seen - so she had got up, grabbed her stuff and scarpered !!!   didnt even say goodbye

what a bitch

im a decent fair guy - and treated her well - she's arrived 45mins late and left 2 hours early ! 

I text her later saying im a fair guy - refund me £200 and we will call it quits.  She text back saying oh no thats not right and she wouldnt have done it for £600 and that we had a good night and i should be grateful -  BULLSHIT lady........

guys DO NOT BOOK THIS GIRL - she is a player and needs her phone to become a dusty ornament

Average fuck, not particular attractive, ditsy, and the worst Turkey teeth you've ever seen - plus the fact shes knocking on 50's door

oh and that she's a scamming cunt

live and learn

She’s had alot of positive reviews already, here’s another one -

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-massage-services/relaxing-deep-healing-massage/1455109998

Was in the area and text li on the off chance of a booking, 10 mins later was face down on her massage table, no messing, li’s mid 60s fairly attractive ( for her age ) very friendly chinese lady.

Started off with hot oil teasing my cock and balls, only took about 5 minutes and i had to stop her before i shot my load, next 50 mins was a mix of a really great massage and some top notch teasing, finished off with an expertly delivered hand job.

£50 for the hour, bargain, hopefully back over this way soon

I'd liked the look of this girl for ages, and with a string of positive reviews I thought I'd be on to a surefire winner, but she was a disappointment.

www.adultwork.com/6974272

She's petite even by Thai standards at barely 5'0", with a cracking little body; nicely enhanced tits balanced by a shapely, womanly arse, with just enough meat around the middle to roll into that nice ridge-and-furrow pattern when she bends forward. Right up my street. I didn't find her especially attractive facially, and it didn't help when half way through, despite my protests, she tied her hair back, something I always find irritating.

It was a poor start. I paid an extra £20 for DFK which was a con, as she showed no conviction with it whatsoever. £20 was clearly not enough for her to take the chewing gum out of her gob, either. Then to the bed for RO, which was a dead loss. She wouldn't let me get going from the front at all, and when I finally flipped her on to her knees to get stuck in from the rear she presented herself so I could work my tongue into her arsehole with ease, but with her fanny barely accessible.

Then a nice, theatrical blowjob with plenty of good eye contact along the way. Whether she'd taken her gum out by now I can't remember. Some mediocre 69, where she pulled the same stunt as before; I've seen plenty of girls who've made sure their arsehole remains out of bounds, but never the other way round.

Thankfully, the sex was good. There were no issues in pinning her legs back into the classic 'heels-to-heaven' position, and I was able to give it everything I'd got. She responded with all the right noises, at one point telling me she was about to cum - yeah, right - and did that Thai thing of contorting her face into a grimace, barely able to cope with my Olympian virility. It's all for show, of course; most of her customers will be a lot younger and more vigorous than I am, and there are some big lads on that list of former suitors.

She put plenty of fizz into reverse cowgirl before showing admirable perseverance and no little skill to finish me off by hand. When she finally got me over the line she seemed genuinely delighted, as so many girls do, and it's nice when  they take pride in their work.

So all in all, good in parts, but in my view there are plenty of better girls on the circuit; not least the girl next door, in fact, because she's sharing the same Oadby flat as the well reviewed Mayya, who I'd seen earlier in the week, and who I thought first class.

Date: April 2024

Communication: by WhatsApp. Fairly quick replies.

Price: £250/hour

Location: very close to Canary Wharf. Blackwall DLR and East India DLR are the closest public stations - around 10-15 minutes walk.
I didn’t see many parking spots around - just residents bays, so that might be difficult.
Private apartment in modern building close to Raddison Blue hotel.
Clean inside, spacious enough bedroom. Fit for purpose.
Funny working shower in bathroom.

Girl: around 5’6-5’7 height, porcelain skin with some imperfections. Long, black hair. Nice, more than handful size natural breast. Huge ass. I’m not an expert and have no idea is it natural or not. Felt firm, but had a nice squeeze at the same time. On the bubble scale would say is between C and D.
Flat stomach with some scars on lower part (maybe c section, maybe something different)
Facially was ok, but not a stunner imo. Blue eyes.
The pictures on the profile are probably hers, but bit airbrushed.
She is definitely a Dutch.

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I’ve seen comments on UKP as she might be girl who used to work before (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=192716.msg2002587#msg2002587) or I thought it might be that girl - https://www.cleopatraescorts.co.uk/model/ahmeira/.
Was ready to walk if I would see any of those two, but luckily didn’t have to.


She made me wait 10 minutes. Not a good start.
Once inside was greeted by Nora with little hug and kiss on the cheek. She was wearing a matching lingerie.
Shower offered and taken.
Small talk to begin and we started kissing. Slow, sensual progressing to DFK. She had strange technique just sticking out the tongue (similar to Turkish Azra).
Anyway, played with her boobs and gave RO. Responsive, but not too loud. Didn’t came, but she was still satisfied with my efforts. Allows fingering. She was vaping when I was down there…

Then Nora start sucking me (OWO). It was sloppy, but pretty average. Not much to write about it. Wasn’t impressed with her skills.

Sex started with her on top. I lost the view of my dick lol. She can ride and kinda twerk a bit. We switched to mish with more kissing and finish with doggy. I’m not an ass man, but what a great view and feeling that was. She can take a fair pounding, but I wasn’t fucking like a pornstar. Came inside her.
CIM is definitely not on offer, but that’s said on her profile.


Enthusiastic girl, fun to play with and chat.
I might see her again as I’m often around that area and if I won’t find other option.
But to be fair it was borderline positive. Something was missing for me.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/hackney-e2/giro-front-rio---/327107171

Link above is current for same postcode, not sure if same venue as I saw as the ad has changed since.

I've also seen these pics on another VS ad in North West London under a different name.

Comms: a little ropey and weird as claimed phone broken but got there in the end and was a useful plan B facilitated by no response for an hour after last text

Venue: council flat adjacent to Shoreditch High Street station/Brick Lane.  Well done out and clean for a change.

There were two others working that day, I only eyeballed one as I left (short, black, big curves) the other also black and more slender and angling to be chosen when offered by the maid by coming out of her room topless (fair play).  I went for Ingrid as I not only very much liked what I saw but also liked the way she angled for trade by standing sideways and hiking her tshirt up over her behind.  This is how it's done.

Girl: it's her in the photos but as the saying goes, they don't do her justice.  Like, at all.  Impressively tall (like 5' 10'') and quite thicc all over.  Facially the absolute double of PC Andrea Dunbar of The Bill 20 years ago Very sultry and sexy.

Services: paid her the 80 sovs in front of the maid for some reason, who gave me a pep talk on extras.  None taken as such, but feasted myself on her modest supple naturals to some considerable approval before some brief kissing and her falling to her knees to fellate.  This was acceptable but unskiled TBH, the only letdown of the whole punt.  After that it was the gammut of doggy drilling, energetic CG and de rigeur doing her from behind stood up to finish

Would I return?

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https://birchplace.com › @jolene_oj...
LADY JHESSY - Trans - Liverpool

£150 for 30min

Hi I saw this girl about two weeks ago in derby. She was a plan B. I just wanted to pound her big juicy ass!!!

She looks like pics. She has a big soft juicy ass. I did notice her cock was not hard when I was banging from behind but I was only interested in her ass.  Spent time banging her doggy until I shot load.

https://birchplace.com/@user-72965
www.adultwork.com/7652337

30 minutes £120 + £30 for her to cum

So the TS fucking adventures continue. Bounnythai rolled into town this week. Venue was an apartment in Withington, M20 which seems to be another new venue for the thai touring girls

Quick comms and at the time of the meet, gave detailed instructions to the venue which proved to be accurate. It's kind of an annex at the back of a property

The door opens and a vision of loveliness is seen. Her pics are very accurate, airbrushed a bit, but one of the best looking thai ladyboys I've met. Lovely figure, she was wearing the blue set in some of her pics with a black gown over the top. She looked FAF.

Money sorted and I joined Bounny (Bunny?) on the bed for some cuddling, some light french kissing though later in the meet she seemed to be a bit reluctant with this, and some mutual fondling. She got hard pretty easily with a combination of hers and my hands and pretty soon we were in a kind of 69 position. She was a nice size, around 5-6", clean and she was nice to suck. After a few minutes I ventured further south and gave her hole a good tonguing. She suggested it was time to fuck.

Rubber on and lubed up, we did missionary first, which was great looking down at this fit looking girl while I'm fucking her arse. I leaned in for a kiss and this was the point that she started to get a bit reluctant with kissing so went to her tits which she did seem to like the attention on. Switched to doggy and she took a good pounding, I was wanking her cock at the same time, then she was getting ready to cum.

Both onto our backs wanking ourselves, Bunny came first and I swallowed the lot. Then attention on me tweaking my nipples and my balls until eventually I shot.

Nice punt, fit girl, bit expensive for the 30 minutes, but it was enjoyable

https://www.houseofdivine.com/london-escorts/kat/


Phoned an hour in advance and my first choices were fully booked, but Kat was available, so took a chance.

Attractive Eastern European blonde, profile says 24, 5'6” and 34D – all believable.  She's got a small brown mark above her lip, as in the photos.

Both undressed and started lip kissing.  I asked if she uses tongues (FK isn't on her profile) and she said yes.  She kisses with a fast tongue action, not slow and sensual as I prefer, but as this was a bonus I wouldn't complain.  Then on to OWO.  Her technique is a bit limited, putting ~2 inches into her mouth and up & down.  No licking, do deeper moments.  She was beside me, so I stroked her pussy. She didn't move away, so I slowly started to slip just the tip of my finger inside, asking if it was OK, as it's not on her profile either. Gently, she said, so I did.  Then 69, so I could get my tongue deep into her pussy.

On with the mac and she got on top.  This felt good, and she bent down for more FK without asking.  After a while we switched to missionary.  This felt fabulous.  Slowly, just as I like it, she didn't try to speed me up, and continual FK.  I felt close to cumming so sped up, which she was fine with, and asked her to keep kissing till I finished.

Overall a decent session, with FK and fingering as a bonus to make it a solid positive but nothing special.

Thursday, Temptations
Total cost £240

Girls as per pics. Lexi is a famous porn star. Phoebe is hot as fuck, pretty with massive tits.

I booked 1 hour with each, with half an hour crossed over in the middle.

Really glad I got these two together. I've known Lexi for years and she had told me previously I would love Phoebe.  Lexi knows me.

Started off alone with Lexi. A little catch up and a snog and then she started doing what she does best - sucking and teasing my cock, talking filth. I didn't want to pop too early before Phoebe came in so somehow managed to cum all over her

But I managed it, then Phoebe comes in. They get on really well, loads of banter, they kissed, then Phoebe pins me down and starts snogging me. Lexi climbs aboard and rides me. Soon Phoebe rises and sits on my face. Before long, the combination has finished me off.

Still plenty of time left so I get to know Phoebe. How I have never seen her all these years is a mystery given where she's worked.

It didn't take too long to start feeling horny again so we got back down to it. Loads of DFK, OWO then I fucked her in mish too finish.

An excellent punt with two cracking girls. Really good to be back doing this in the old Sandys building.

https://www.temptationsmassage.com/detail.php?tbl_id=301


 

VALEY F.  - Edinburgh 

https://www.adultwork.com/2981486
https://www.adultwork.com/VALEY+F%2E 

comms were a nightmare, fired her a text, was asked to phone her, did, she kept waffling over the phone about her excellent service and she touring Edinburgh for a week etc etc etc , felt like those call centre customer services staff.  no address or prices  were given over the phone, she said she going to text them over, got them after 3 hours.

was quoted £100 for 30 minutes, £135 for 45 minutes and £150 for the hour. £60 for A-level.

Went for 30 minutes booking without any extras

Gaff: A mews in Edinburgh west end, nor far from a well-known cheep punting hotel.

Got there, left hanging outside for a good few minutes, while she's "getting ready for you baby"

The WG, is the one the photos but 10 years ago, a lot of saggy bits, aging signs everywhere, fake boobs and arse.
All this, still decided to proceed and stayed, I wish I didn't, maybe that older hooker look made me stay, Handed the cash and she went to stash it, few good 5 minutes been wasted going to the other room.

back to the room and she started on how important I need to be gentle and because she very delicate and she only meets VIPs.  started with oral without, which was okey considering she's an experienced hooker, didn't allow kissing or sucking them boobs.  had a bit of 69 then on with condom into sex, and yes guessed right she start barking that she very delicate, had her in doggy all the time didn't want to see that grumpy face,  pounded her for a bit, she had her hand around my cock all the time to stop me going all the way, finished in the bag and left.


Avoid this on all cost , Please save your money and don't go there 


Verdict: Shite overpriced punt with an older hooker

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/bolton-bl1/thai-hight-class-escort-sexy-07770051627-bl1/327170144 

£90 30mins in OWO

Had my eye on this one for a few months, very wary of the photos looking a bit to good to be true. I did read a review a couple of months ago which was a possitive.

Comms are not the best, it took me multiple attempts to get a booking. Eventually did and agreed a time.

On arrival messaged to say I had arrived, sat waiting 5 mins after the booking time until I got a response and house number.

Once inside I had my doubts it was the giril in the photos, nevertheless she was very attractive, let upstairs to the room.

Handed over the money and she left for 5 mins, there is only a single massage bed, which isn't ideal for FS.
Anyway she comes back to the room and strips off, around 5'2 nice slim figure, not skinny, bolt on tit's and very attractive, mid 30s I would guess. Pretty chatty and friendly girl, I thought this is going to be great.

Down hill from here, she wanted to start with a massage which I declined, I think she likes this stalling tactic. Started with some OWO which was average. I asked for 69 which she doesn't do! I then asked about RO which she did agree to which I found Strange. She positioned her legs together to prevent decent access.

Got bored with this, jonny on and started in mish, then onto CG. Really nothing to write home about and I was getting a bit bored, decided to move to doggy and finished in the bag.

Having cross referenced the tattoos from the ones on the ad, I am 99% sure it's not the same girl. She doesn't have any tattoos on her stomach, she also has 2 full sleeves. I belive she probably doesn't want her real pics advertised even without face pics her tattoos are identifying, so she's chose a close match.

Negs
Shit bed for punting
B/S although she is fit
Lack luster enthusiasm

Probably one of the fittest Thai's I've punted but the service was poor unfortunately.

Cheers
S

Escort: Nicolette Naughty PSE

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/5327448 or https://www.adultwork.com/NicoletteNaughtyPSE

Location: Gateshead serviced apartment opposite the Hilton

Duration: 1/2 hour £90

Coms: Initial contact AW message then over text

Booking: This booking took place in mid February just getting round to doing some reviews. Nicolette is pretty well reviewed on here so I won't be going into to much detail but safe to say I had a great time. Arranging booking was pretty straight forward, Nicolette has an automated response on her AW messenger that gives her number and availability. from there a quick text was sent off and all good for that evening.

Nicolette looked great in the black underwear set from her gallery, pictures are accurate and I thought she was really good looking. Plenty of deep french kissing was on offer in the booking as well as a great sloppy BJ. Sex in multiple positions with Nicolette making all the right noises. I didn't ask about A levels as not really my thing but all in all I was happy with the booking and have returned since.

Was travelling back from work in Bristol and decided to stop off at Tedburn and meet Julia, parked up at the kings arms where I had a pint after the meet. On the walk to the premises was told to put he phone down to avoid suspicion and I was still 100 metres from the door so was being watched.
Julia is a very fit blond Polish milf with a cracking body a few tattoos and would say about 50.
£60 half hour, only requested body to body massage and hand relief and delivered excellently,
Would I return, yes, she is very good at what she does.

https://www.adultwork.com/6488956

https://www.adultwork.com/7149477
https://www.adultwork.com/BBW+delicious+

Visited BBW Delicious who's located in Camden, a few minutes walk from Camden Station. Comms were ok, messaged her and she replied back within a few minutes with price list.

Opted for 15 minutes which was £50 for Sex and a BJ.

Got to the address, nice little place that looks modern. Upon seeing her, she was big. Very big. Her boobs were heavy and had stretch marks around her entire body. Facewise not that great, no makeup or anything and no arse as well.

Once I undressed, she started giving me a HJ with baby oil which I didn't really want, did that for a few minutes before I asked for a BJ. Now she put on a condom but it was a very odd one, one i've never used before. Didn't feel great when she was sucking so just opted for sex in cowgirl position.

That again wasn't great. No enthusiasm from her whatsoever, wasn't talkative. Didn't even move around in cowgirl, had to tell her to do it myself. Before I knew it, I came. Dressed up and then left after 10 minutes which is when the post-nut clairity set in. She says she's leaving soon to go back to Hungary.

Would I come back? No.

Links: https://www.adultwork.com/4472634 or https://www.adultwork.com/Ruby+Please

Price: £150 for 60 minutes Outcall

Services: Full Service, as expected

Comms: Phone call to book, then text messages to confirm, all on the same day

Location: My home.

Looks: Exactly as per her profile - she's pretty good looking and well kept.

Meeting: So this all happened late last year - and I was in two minds as to whether or not to post it up here. But as it was by far and away the weirdest punting experience of my life, and as you will see it went south and never got sorted out, I thought I should post it.

So Ruby got to my place at the arranged time, got the paperwork sorted out, and both got naked on the bed. So far so good. Ruby starts OWO and is vigorous about this.

But she starts to take breaks from the OWO and uses her hand on me instead, and while doing this, starts to mutter stuff to herself about her mother and her child. It's literally as if she's having a conversation with them, about a clearly traumatic event that has recently happened in her life. To say this is offputting doesn't quite do it justice.

So then Ruby decides OWO is finished and it's time for a ride - she puts on a condom, gets on top, and starts the show. But her muttering is getting worse - we kiss, and then her face is beside mine, and she's having these weird conversations in my ear about her mum, in fact AT her mum, as if I'm her.

I'm fast losing the will to shag, and frankly getting worried about her. Then, without warning, she jumps off me and says: "I'm sorry, I have to leave, I think I'm having a psychotic break." I'm like.... okay.... do you want me to call anyone for you? Nope - sorry - when I'm better I'll be in touch and next time's free or she'll give me my money back.

So she leaves, I texted her later to ask if she was okay, she said yes. Then she disappears from AW for a while. When she's back on, I got back in touch, and asked if I could either have a session or my money back. She asks who I am - I reminded her - she says sure and then blanks me. TBH, I have no idea if she's blanked me because she thinks I'm lying (that is, she doesn't remember the incident) or is just avoiding me because she owes me.

I'm not that pissed either way. I've been ripped off once before, and I was annoyed that time, because the provider knew what they were doing. I would suggest Ruby had genuine issues at the time and likely honestly didn't remember the incident or would like to forget it. Hope she's okay, but felt I had to post the negative as a wee red flag of what can happen if you catch her in one of her episodes.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/thai-massage-services/bangkok-thai-massage-glasgow-city-centre-g2-5al/1450284266

Deciding to give my kinky side a rest, I opted for a massage instead. Phoned up this morning, given an appointment for late afternoon, so no problems on the comms front. She's based in a building a stone's throw from Glasgow central. Turned up to be greeted by a reasonably attractive Thai lady called Lanna, petite, late thirties/early forties.

I went for an hour, massage with aroma oil. Shoulders, back, neck attended to with a fair amount of pressure, no complaints on that front. Legs stretched, arms likewise, I'm no expert with this kind of massage but it felt invigorating, so she must be doing something right. Wiped down at the end as they do, time was up.

Summary:

Pros: Nice lady, friendly without being overly chatty. Massage seemed professional enough, room was small but clean and comfortable.

Cons: The building she works from is in a right state, not helped by the fact she's on the top floor, no lift in operation. The massage didn't last the full hour, so I have to mark her down for that. I considered a low positive but will have to go with a neutral, would I return, probably not.

£50/1hour, no extras.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6883387

About eight months since my last review of Inese and the same rating so hopefully not considered touting. Had no luck with my RB and local calls had not generated anything of worth making the effort for .. i saw Inese wasn’t too far away, now based out of a hotel in Sutton, and she was cheap(er) at £120/hr, had a banging body and .. well … the little head took over.

They say that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result … no issues at the hotel, straight to the door and she recognised me … she is still hot, facially looking her age (She’s 40 she told me) .. but the body is just lovely - not gym fit but slim with great boobs and bum  … went though two rounds .. toothy oral without, mish, doggy, her on top and repeat with a massage (limited skills) in between.

Same neutral as her conversation can be a downer - she really doesn’t seem to want to do this any more and is just considering it a way to make money before meeting someone, settling down and being taken care of. I hope not to make the same mistake again .. money wasted and should have just had a wank or gone for 30 mins instead.