Nothing fake about this profile :-)

[Wanderingfingers]

Yeap nothing fake about this new brunette in Bristol

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Yeap nothing fake about this new brunette in Bristol

External Link/Members Only

How do you know?
Are you her brother?

[The happy one]

Lol

As the photos have been on a different profile in cambridge within  the last couple of weeks

Yeah

100% real

Sergi just drives her around

[SirFrank]

Claims to be a retired porn star. Fuck me she's only 22!

[new_punter]

Lol

As the photos have been on a different profile in cambridge within  the last couple of weeks

Yeah

100% real

Sergi just drives her around

Didn't think Sergei ever got north of Watford.... 

[a10]

I think the OP was being sarcastic?

But if not, that's the worst tout ever - to go along with one of the worst profiles to "grace" AW!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
who he extols here in this thread is the same as

External Link/Members Only
who he extols in this review thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=16584
which is a review of Libby whom he called Claudia
South West / CLAUDIA - Bristol
« on: June 12, 2014, 01:08:56 pm »

ego ergo sum
Sergie or Kevin or Dimitri?

[fredpunter]

Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
who he extols here in this thread is the same as

External Link/Members Only
who he extols in this review thread:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;area=showreviews;u=16584
which is a review of Libby whom he called Claudia
South West / CLAUDIA - Bristol
« on: June 12, 2014, 01:08:56 pm »

ego ergo sum
Sergie or Kevin or Dimitri?

I Think the op was joking, as she is described in her blurb as a brunette when she is clearly not.

Also I don't think they are the same girl? Claudia seems to be a new profile for this girl External Link/Members Only who I saw in pimlico last year. She appears to be part of a group that alternates between bristol and pimlico fairly regularly.

[wristjob]

What a bizarre thread. I have no clue what is going on.

[yorkshire123]

What a bizarre thread. I have no clue what is going on.

Lets see if we can summarise.

- OP tries to be sarcastic about a profile
- HP accuses OP of been a tout
- Jose Marinino takes the piss (note first mention of Sergi)
- Frank questions her age
- NP questions her pimps ability to navigate up north
- a10 identifies the sarcasm in the OP
- HP has had too many shandy's
- FB struggles with the quote function

(This is wrote in jest guys)

To answer your question WJ, i don't have a fucking clue 

[fredpunter]

Lets see if we can summarise.

- OP tries to be sarcastic about a profile
- HP accuses OP of been a tout
- Jose Marinino takes the piss (note first mention of Sergi)
- Frank questions her age
- NP questions her pimps ability to navigate up north
- a10 identifies the sarcasm in the OP
- HP has had too many shandy's
- FB struggles with the quote function

(This is wrote in jest guys)
W
To answer your question WJ, i don't have a fucking clue 

Whoever came up with the phrase "its a poor workman who blames his tools" had never tried using my fucking phone.

[Johny Stone]

 
I can't stop, help me 

[wristjob]

With you there Johny. Dunno what I'm laughing at but it's amusing non the less.

[Johny Stone]

yorkshire and freds posts made me cry 
I finally stoped, but it was hard 

[CBPaul]

yorkshire and freds posts made me cry 
I finally stoped, but it was hard 

Your not the only one, fucking hilarious.

Yorkshire needs to be our official summariser. 

[Horizontal pleasures]

do we mean that the first post was not being serious but instead was ironic?

[fredpunter]

do we mean that the first post was not being serious but instead was ironic?

That is what I believe

[Horizontal pleasures]

I should take more care to remember to take my iron tablets.

[fredpunter]

I should take more care to remember to take my iron tablets.