What really goes on during a overnight punt?

[Excalibur]

I’ve never done an overnight in the UK but when I’m in Thailand ‘long time’ ie overnight is always my modus operandi so I thought I’d share.  To be honest I’m not too sure what happened in the night when I wake up in the morning but will have a vague relocation of licking pussy and trying to get hard through a beer Chang drunken haze.

Then whilst still trying to recollect last nights events in bed I turn to my left and see a little ‘stunna’ I paid for last night from the go go and congratulate myself on my choice.  Then I turn to the right and fuck me there is another ‘stunna’ I also paid for last night.  A clear case of small head stealing big head’s money.

Depending if they (or she) are a good laugh I will give them the option to join me on a lazy afternoon around the pool.  The look on Johnny Foreigners faces by the pool is worth the fee - pasty western bloke with fat wife is thinking I’d give my left bollock for a bit of that action whilst fat wife’s look of disgust at witnessing sex tourism at first hand.  Halcyon days.

 

[shagmore]

I’ve never done an overnight in the UK but when I’m in Thailand ‘long time’ ie overnight is always my modus operandi so I thought I’d share.  To be honest I’m not too sure what happened in the night when I wake up in the morning but will have a vague relocation of licking pussy and trying to get hard through a beer Chang drunken haze.

Then whilst still trying to recollect last nights events in bed I turn to my left and see a little ‘stunna’ I paid for last night from the go go and congratulate myself on my choice.  Then I turn to the right and fuck me there is another ‘stunna’ I also paid for last night.  A clear case of small head stealing big head’s money.

Depending if they (or she) are a good laugh I will give them the option to join me on a lazy afternoon around the pool.  The look on Johnny Foreigners faces by the pool is worth the fee - pasty western bloke with fat wife is thinking I’d give my left bollock for a bit of that action whilst fat wife’s look of disgust at witnessing sex tourism at first hand.  Halcyon days.

The only thing I can say about this is

NICE ONE

[JamesKW]

When we go out to eat, she likes that we hold hands across the table. I always feel very proud, and love watching other people’s reactions. Many blokes give me a “you lucky bastard” half-smile, and many women a look of incredulity!

Whenever I see any couple out at a restaurant which looks too good to be true and they are obviously not related, I think paid for by the hour.

[Stevensmiles]

Always surprises me that people think anything is strange in punting just because they don't do it

The vast majority of civvies will be thinking that every punter is a sad weirdo because we pay for sex.

You get that a lot on this site. Mention anything remotely outside of sucking and fucking and your a wierdo.
Actually I am but that’s another story.

A pal of mine does a lot of business with companies in the Far East. After meetings etc it’s not unusual for him to be dining with an attractive young woman, supplied by the gentleman he’s been negotiating with.
So he sees no problem in him returning that favour when his business partner travels here to London.

The thing is he uses an agency where the girls are more accustomed to doing trips or overnights etc.

Like a lot of you out there. I’ve met loads of girls and an hour or two is enough thank you.
But with someone who could chat easily, be beautiful eye candy and be attuned to my sexual requirements for a longer period of time.
Yeh I’d probably give it a go.

Now don’t that make me weird 

[JonasG]

I have to admit, never really saw the point in this.

Im not really in to the whole, do it for company, but i suppose everyone is different and has different needs. Also go out for a meal with somone you dont know or its not to discuss work/business  what pleasure is there to gain from that? Unless your doing it to impress a girl to bang her later , but you have already payed for that 

Plus im a 'One-and-Done' fella. And once i've popped i lose all interest and just want to leave.

Bang on.

Overnights sound awful.

[finn5555]

Your setup sounds brilliant. 

It works for us 

[Winker121]

The vast majority of civvies will be thinking that every punter is a sad weirdo because we pay for sex.

I wholeheartedly agree with that opinion.

[Stevensmiles]

The vast majority of civvies are in line with most punters.
How many of us over the years have spent cash on dates, nights out etc with girls we were simply trying to have sex with.

Makes me mad to hear idiots talk about “Yeh man I would never pay for it”

Not so much mad as me thinking to myself,
“Yeh man  you just go home and wank you dipstick”

We punters are all socially aware and none of us want to see trafficking or child exploitation etc.
Well I hope so anyway.

But sex for sale is as normal as cornflakes

[AVFC1982]

Er just because some men like to pay to cuddle and chat it doesnt make them a loser . The fact you have that view makes you a bit of a twat though dont it really.

My thoughts exactly

[tynetunnel]

My thoughts exactly

Mine too.

[Hurley]

I’ve had a few overnight bookings generally secured via a reverse booking, others have been with a girl I may have seen for shorter bookings where I’ve mentioned that I might be putting up a RB, I’ve never paid more than 350 quid.

[Midori]

We are supposed to provide a fantasy, so really depends on the client and what they want.

Can be a relaxed chilled night with dinner, drinks and a movie followed by a couple of hours of sex, spooning and then more sex, breakfast and a shower in the morning. I've attended weddings and concerts as part of overnight and over day bookings. Or you can find yourself tied to a bed with your own tights, being walked around on a lead, using every toy available and living out some kind of sub fantasy. Some overnights involve very little sleep at all. Really depends on the clients needs, what has been negotiated and how well you know the client (in terms of BDSM bookings).

[Branny]

We are supposed to provide a fantasy, so really depends on the client and what they want.

Can be a relaxed chilled night with dinner, drinks and a movie followed by a couple of hours of sex, spooning and then more sex, breakfast and a shower in the morning. I've attended weddings and concerts as part of overnight and over day bookings. Or you can find yourself tied to a bed with your own tights, being walked around on a lead, using every toy available and living out some kind of sub fantasy. Some overnights involve very little sleep at all. Really depends on the clients needs, what has been negotiated and how well you know the client (in terms of BDSM bookings).

Now that's what I call an overnight deal !

[Token]

I don't get the overnight thing.
You're paying for sleeping - hoping you'll still have a Watch when you wake up.
Also, even if you know the SP, is kinda strange...
Of course i accept some people will think it's worth It, probably some want some real GF feeling, others want to escape that very feeling.

[Heph]

I don't get the overnight thing.
You're paying for sleeping - hoping you'll still have a Watch when you wake up.
Also, even if you know the SP, is kinda strange...
Of course i accept some people will think it's worth It, probably some want some real GF feeling, others want to escape that very feeling.

Yes: I agree. I too used to object to all of the moments during a booking when, momentarily, I was not thrusting either in or out. I sensed that WGs were exploiting this by encouraging me to engage in longer, slower strokes, which, by my calculations, often meant that as much as 50% of my paid time was being wasted on inertia. I often pointed out to the working girls (WGs) that technically 'that is my time, that I have paid for', but for which I was getting nothing concrete in return. They did not like this one bit.

My strategy to deal with this now is basically to join all the thrusts into one seamless thrust: I become 'all thrust' as it were. To assist this, I wear wireless headphones during 'the bonk' and listen to Brian Eno: All The Greatest Ambient Hits* which I find helps me achieve optimal smoothness. The only problem is that my Fit Bit™ (the Apple product, not the Working Girl (WG)  LOL LOL ) interprets this as one long stride and so my daily step-count suffers. Consequently, I am now forced to go for 40 minutes post-punt speed-walking session in order to hit my daily 10,000 step target.

#winning #NoToRipOffBritain 


* sometimes, for variety, I like to change and accompany my sexual activities to Sigue Sigue Sputnik's 1986 hit album 'Flaunt it', which, famously (and, I would argue - perspicaciously) eliminated all the silent bits between tracks** and replaced them with advertising messages from approved vendors, including L'Oreal. My favourite track is Love Missile F1-11, which gets me well in 'the zone' and best represents the transcendental state of constant movement an thereby value-for-money that I wish to attain.


** (technically in the biz, these silences are known as 'interstitials'*** see below)


*** (Derived from the Latin Interstitium, "interval", literally "space between", from inter "between" + stem of stare "to stand" )


**** Also: to respond directly to the previous comment -in an effort to make sure that I have my Fit Bit™ watch with me at all times; on Monday I have an appointment with a reputable Harley Street consultant to discuss and scope my options for surgically implanting my Fit Bit™ into my own body. If successful, this will make me Neasden's first official Cyborg citizen. In due course, I hope to become fully bio-morphed. I will let you know that results on my consultation after it. The possibilities are exciting.






 

[Midori]

Yes: I agree. I too used to object to all of the moments during a booking when, momentarily, I was not thrusting either in or out. I sensed that WG's were exploiting this by encouraging me to engage in longer, slower strokes, which, by my calculations, often meant that as much as 50% of my paid time was being wasted on inertia. I often pointed out to the working girls (WGs) that technically 'that is time, that I have paid for', but for which I was getting nothing concrete in return. They did not like this one bit.

My strategy to deal with this now is basically to join all the thrusts into one seamless thrust: I become 'all thrust' as it were. To assist this, I wear wireless headphones during 'the bonk' and listen to Brian Eno: All The Greatest Ambient Hits* which I find helps me achieve optimal smoothness. The only problem is that my Fit Bit™ (the Apple product, not the Working Girl (WG)  LOL LOL ) interprets this as one long stride and so my daily step-count suffers. Consequently, I am now forced to go for 40 minutes post-punt speed-walking in order to hit my daily 10,000 step target.

#winning #NoToRipOffBritain 


* sometimes, for variety, I like to change and accompany my sexual activities to Sigue Sigue Sputniks' 1986 hit album 'Flaunt it', which, famously (and, I would argue - perspicaciously) eliminated all the silent bits between tracks** and replaced them with advertising messages from approved vendors. My favourite track is Love Missile F1-11, which gets me well in 'the zone' and best represents the transcendental state of constant movement + thereby value for money, that I which to attain.


** (technically in the biz, these silences are known as 'interstitials'***)


*** (Derived from the Latin Interstitium, "interval", literally "space between", from inter "between" + stem of stare "to stand" )

This has got to be one of the best posts I've read in a long time. Actually laughed out loud. 

[Midori]

I don't get the overnight thing.
You're paying for sleeping - hoping you'll still have a Watch when you wake up.
Also, even if you know the SP, is kinda strange...
Of course i accept some people will think it's worth It, probably some want some real GF feeling, others want to escape that very feeling.

A lot of escorts price competitively so you aren't actually paying for the time sleeping...

[Token]

A lot of escorts price competitively so you aren't actually paying for the time sleeping...

Of course, and I'm Pretty sure many SPs will accept prices lower than advertised as it is quite a chunk for money even for them.

[Heph]

This has got to be one of the best posts I've read in a long time.

Thank you for your comment which, as I have been informed by numerous PMs, has been noted by longstanding respected members and duly logged with Admin for appropriate moderation under suspicion of flirting. However, until such time as an official complaint is lodged, and I have been notified, I am at liberty, and shall speak as I find.

Since you, along with the rest of the UKP community are now aware of my rigorous standards and no-nonsense approach to achieving value-for-money; would you like to consider a reverse-bid for my first ON booking for next Tuesday? If so, please PM me with the subject heading 'VFM HEPH ON#1'

I have taken the precaution of booking a room at Neasden's premier mid-budget market hostelry The Cockwell Inn, but Acting Management assure me that, although technically it is a single room, it can in fact also accomodate an additional small couch-bed, inflatable mattress or similar apparatus (max. 1.6m x 0.9m), which I expect you often bring along to such occasions. Of course, any time spent assembling said item would need to be deducted from your charges. My total budget is £275* which, I admit, is on the low side, but with Christmas and Brexit both fast approaching, many wise WGs will need to ensure there is fuel in the tank, so-to-say.**


* Two 15 minute breaks will be offered during the course of your engagement, but refreshments will not be provided.

** also, nb: I have a skype session booked with my supervisor for 05:00 GMT (she is on a fact-finding mission in Indonesia and I will need to present my daily waste-reduction report during her appointed lunch break), so you will need to have fully vacated the premises not less than 15 minutes beforehand, ie 04:45. I don't want evidence of naughty ladies tarnishing my unblemished reputation.

*** Unsurprisingly, my reviews have an emphasis on achieving vfm at all times and at all costs; and howsoever I may deem that, but are nevertheless widely acknowledged as being firm-but-fair.

**** If: so... See you next Tuesday!

[lebon121]

fork?

Haha 

[JamesKW]

“Yeh man  you just go home and wank you dipstick”

For me it would be a case of considering whether it was cost beneficial,say an overnight was about £300 you could have 2 Phoenix parties for that,almost 4 LAPCs,9 SOHO punts so for me a overnight is not value for money.

[Kev40ish]

For me it would be a case of considering whether it was cost beneficial,say an overnight was about £300 you could have 2 Phoenix parties for that,almost 4 LAPCs,9 SOHO punts so for me a overnight is not value for money.

I suppose it always comes down to cost and what you can afford to do. I do like overnights, but also mix it up with Massages, WGs, SA girls, Wechat, Parties etc.

I like and can afford the variety..

[Rock123]

I would never contemplate an overnight punt.

The most I've done is a 2 hour outcall.

For me the anticipation of a punt i.e. the process of looking for a S.P. and then booking her gives me just as much of an edge as the punt itself.

On every single punt I've had whether it be an incall or outcall I've either wanted to get of their hotel room or flat asap or I want them to piss off from my place asap after a punt.

So after the act of the punt the thrall of the anticipation is long gone and if I was to have an overnight I'd have to find ways of engaging with the S.P. and if I want to engage in conversation with someone then quite frankly I'd join my mates down the pub!

You can have the GFE during an 30min or hour punt easily so an overnighter is not something that has ever been attractive to me.

[king tarzan]

overnights are generally something like:
630pm: meet chat play
8pm : dinner
930pm: play
11.30pm: shared bath
12.30pm: blowjob follwed by a sleep massage
1.30am -8am :sleep
8am till 9am : play
9am: cuppa breakie
10am : leave


well thats my kinda ways anyway 

No disrespect

What a waste of money


Your the only winner in this farce...

[scutty brown]

..............................I wear wireless headphones during 'the bonk' and listen to Brian Eno: All The Greatest Ambient Hits* which I find helps me achieve optimal smoothness...................................

If you remember, Eno released a lot of ambient stuff by him and his mates on the "Obscure" record label. One of the least known is OBS00069, "Music for Punting", featuring the reknowned Irish musician Seamus McNasty on wind and trumps

[RAJEC]

No disrespect

What a waste of money


Your the only winner in this farce...

+1

Night time robbery.

[Heph]

If you remember, Eno released a lot of ambient stuff by him and his mates on the "Obscure" record label. One of the least known is OBS00069, "Music for Punting", featuring the reknowned Irish musician Seamus McNasty on wind and trumps

Bitch!  I thought I had one of only three white label copies of that.

[Heph]

No disrespect
What a waste of money
You're the only winner in this farce...

I've no idea about her ON rates, nor whether what she lists might be typical (I'm currently looking at the possibility of a slightly shorter duration one for £400) - but her account would represent 8 hours nookie/play+ attractive & fun company +none of the fannying about & interruptions of organising several separate incalls = vfm; if you can afford the ticket.

If you've done a few good ones and rejected them; all fine - but if you're simply rejecting them in ignorance and on principle, you really can't authoritiatively comment.

[Dino74]

The vast majority of civvies are in line with most punters.
How many of us over the years have spent cash on dates, nights out etc with girls we were simply trying to have sex with.

Makes me mad to hear idiots talk about “Yeh man I would never pay for it”

Not so much mad as me thinking to myself,
“Yeh man  you just go home and wank you dipstick”

We punters are all socially aware and none of us want to see trafficking or child exploitation etc.
Well I hope so anyway.

But sex for sale is as normal as cornflakes

Breakfast of champions.