anyone met escort but not for sex

[Flashgordon12345]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

No. What would be the point of that? 

[RedKettle]

if I want to go shopping with no sex I have a wife!!

[cueball]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

  shopping with a prossie 

Who gets to push the trolley?

[OakTree]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

I'm guessing you've never seen "a escort" for fucking or non fucking needs.

[CheeseBoard]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

How long have you been wondering this?? I feel sorry for you.

[Spunky34]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

I met an escort and went shopping with her.  I wanted to buy some petrol and she wanted to buy some cigarettes.  Does that count?  She was expecting sex (I think) but it wasn't weird because I also was expecting sex, so then we went back to mine and had sex.

I hope that helps.  If I can give you some advice though, the sex part was more fun than the shopping part, so you might want to skip straight to that.  Unless neither you nor she has any condoms to hand - if that happens I recommend a quick shopping trip to the chemist first. 

[fredpunter]

if I want to go shopping with no sex I have a wife!!

They drag you out shopping whether you want to or not

[smiley9]

Schools out for Christmas ? 

[hungrypunt]

I had a great relationship with an escort once and no sex was involved.
Used to go all over, went on shopping trips to Scotland, down to Torquay, Wales, the lot, loved her to bits I did. It all ended quite sour though in the end, couldnt believe it, took her for an mot, sub frame was rusted to fuck, too much to fix so scrapped it and went in for a new mark 4 Cortina, never looked back.

Seriously OP, cmon ?

[James999]

Just go shopping with your Mum, probably cheaper 

[kamu]

Schools out for Christmas ? 

Based on his only other post i'd have to agree. By the looks of it he likes to read reviews and jerk off...

[Jonestown]

WG's love to go shopping with punters, and it can be fun for the punter too, just don't be standing anywhere near the till when she comes out of the changing room.

[two20]

No. I do like some of the profiles that say "available for social events" other than a Vicars and Tarts party what would that be then:)

[Spunky34]

No. I do like some of the profiles that say "available for social events" other than a Vicars and Tarts party what would that be then:)

Is a threesome a social event?

[Steely Dan]

I had a bottle of champagne with an escort once and had her room mate join us.  We sat and chatted for 15 minutes.  I was hoping for a discounted 3 some.

Still had a full hour of sex afterwards, but only with the one I booked.  (Ok it might have been 58 min I think she took the shower off of my time.   I was not a virgin at the time.)

[Rochelle]

It's not that weird a question guys. I admit it's rare, but I once had an overnight, and all the guy wanted to do was talk. 
Strange but true. For a few single guys, it's the company they want.

[Bangers and Gash]

I've heard plenty of stories about ''punters'' who just lie on the bed and chat. 

[PleadInsanity]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

An was it weird because they where expecting sex

But why?

 
Fuck me, some of these threads crack me up. Oh well i guess it's bound to happen....

[stevedave]

No. What would be the point of that? 

I think this pretty much says everything that needs to be said.

[jackdaw]

FlashG: if you want to do it, do it...don't bother about the banter on here.

I once went shopping with an escort. We were about to have a sploshing session, so went round to nearby supermarket to buy supply of jelly, ice cream, chocolate cake and so on.

One of the very few times I've stumped up for "extras", reckon the shop cost me around 15 quid.

[Silver Birch]

Just wondering if anyone met a escort and just went shopping or something non sex based, because maybe your married.

If she's got 'shopping' in her list of enjoys then she will be straight on my blacklist, although if her rate is below £120/hr, probably cheaper than going shopping with the missus 

[jackdaw]

If she's got 'shopping' in her list of enjoys then she will be straight on my blacklist, although if her rate is below £120/hr, probably cheaper than going shopping with the missus 

Shopping is "sugar babe" cobblers, of course, so need to hire a proper WG...you might, with persistence get them down to fifty per hour. Still 50 per hour too much for most of us, of course.

[the_exile]

I met an escort and went shopping with her.  I wanted to buy some petrol and she wanted to buy some cigarettes.  Does that count?  She was expecting sex (I think) but it wasn't weird because I also was expecting sex, so then we went back to mine and had sex.

I hope that helps.  If I can give you some advice though, the sex part was more fun than the shopping part, so you might want to skip straight to that.  Unless neither you nor she has any condoms to hand - if that happens I recommend a quick shopping trip to the chemist first. 

Hehe, yes had to go and buy some condoms before now!

[shaunogg]

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This one wants £50 an hour to sit and talk to you...

Unbelievable geoff...

[Gordon Bennett]

Read a long-winded profile with loads of services once. Aside from normal fucking she offered chance to take her shopping, buy her some undies which she'd wear for rest of date and then give you them at the end. I dunno if receiving crusty knicks is too near the knuckle for OP though? S'pose you could just politely decline the gift and keep things chaste and utterly non-sexual.

[rockstar]

Not exactly what the op asked but I once went to a sex fair in Brighton with a pair of strippers who used to work at a long since closed pub in Shoreditch. They were both good mates but nothing ever happened sex wise.

[onion]

What a ludicrous idea!

[the_exile]

Not exactly what the op asked but I once went to a sex fair in Brighton with a pair of strippers who used to work at a long since closed pub in Shoreditch. They were both good mates but nothing ever happened sex wise.

Yes but that's like when I met a WG I knew for a drink after she was in my town after she'd been doing a sex party. She gave me a call! No sex, none expected. Think she'd had enough that day

[JW.Bobbitt]

I started to read this yesterday morning and just had a quiet chuckle.

I had completely screwed-up and missed, a couple of sessions with a tourer who was in town, who I had previously had a few meets with earlier in the year (who had inadvertently introduced me to UKP).
and I had, had the week's Fuk&Fun all planned out. 

Trying to resurrect my self-induced disaster, we agreed to meet up on the understanding there was  no sex and no pay - just go out for some laughs.

Spent the most amazing 4 hours of the last few months, last night having an excellent meal, talking all manner of shit about punting/perversions/politics......

The unwritten understanding is that over the next months/years she will definitely be financially-rewarded for her 'day job', by me.
I can assure you that there is not the slightest hint of EAS. She gets on with her life and so do I, until the next opportunity to meet.

I've heard plenty of stories about ''punters'' who just lie on the bed and chat. 

Self-same WG, on one of the earlier meets had to ask me (after an hour of laughter and inane natter)
"do you know why we are both sitting here on this bed, stark naked?"
What followed was 20 minutes of rampant fucking, toys and all......All in overtime - I had paid for an hour
I read reviews and have massive admiration for the 'true punters' who go in with their FuckByNumbers script and can perform extraordinary sexual callisthenics for hours on end. I am not physically capable of achieving this

It just begs the question, as we are all different, "what is the genuine punter?"

It's not that weird a question guys. I admit it's rare,........ For a few single guys, it's the company they want.

I am intentionally single and ecstatically happy to have finally compartmentalised my life, where I choose what to do with my time:
- I meet with work colleagues to discuss work
- I meet with sporting friends, to take part in and talk about sport
- I meet with a close circle of friends (outside the above 2), to talk general shit. One long-term female friend is only too happy to attend social/work-related events as my unpaid, non-shagging 'escort'
- I meet with hookers to suck my dick. It is a massive bonus if their mouths are capable of entertaining me, beyond their skill in the fellatio department. They are the ones that get my repeat business

[fairfield]

nearly every escort i've met! Am amazed everyday at the success of punters here. They're my inspiration for soldiering on.
In my limited experience a wgs idea of a punt is an invite to come round, hand over cash and clear off without troubling them.
Brits run down the clock telling you how marvellous they are, the young EEs wiggle and squirm avoiding your tender embrace and the Asians spend huge amounts of time decontaminating you with wet wipes. "Sex" ??? - not in their vocabulary.

[Hungarian Lover]

I'd punted about 7 times for sex with my favourite Hungarian girl before I spent a fun day with her in Manchester, bought her a few cheap clothes, but ended the day in a Premier hotel for a bunk up though. Shame she never came back.

[JW.Bobbitt]

.......inspiration for soldiering on...........

Just keep marching-on. Remember.....

Practise makes perfect


...... on very rare occasions  

[Sentinal]

I arrange a 1 hour outcall once when I was pissed and spent an entire hour just talking

[tazz]

Ive used seeking arrangement site and there's plenty of women on it who make it clear they dont want sex, as stupid as it sounds some guys just love to take them shopping and just chat with them. Maybe they then go and have a wank.