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Offline Vivago

I've often been told that my member is quite sizable which I've always assumed to be a male ego massaging tactic. But I have to admit that I am quite big at around 7 inches from base to tip fully erect although I'm not unusually big in circumference.

But I bet this is minuscule compared to some elephant dicks out there.

So in the spirit of scientific research (are punters knobs bigger or smaller than the national average?) get your cocks and a ruler at the ready, lads and get measuring.

We also want to know who's fishing with tiddlers! :D
« Last Edit: November 09, 2016, 12:04:27 am by Vivago »
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1

Offline webpunter

You are a legend - in your own imagination.  Well done  :lol:

Offline Plan R

Perusing the Screwfix catalogue is the limit of my interest in mens tools..  :hi:

water bottle

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5.91297 inches exactly. Which is pretty damn average but I 'drive it like I stole it' :music:

Offline hantshagger

just under 9 inches.








Ah, was that the circumference you were after?

Offline webpunter

Turn the tape over - imperial not metric  :lol:

just under 9 inches.








Ah, was that the circumference you were after?

Offline smiths

I bought some "stuff" off the net a while back and my cock is now a whopper with a life of its own, so be careful with the "stuff" on the net is my advice.

WhattheFlip

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Reasonably happy with mine, slightly above average length depending on the weather and good girth I'm told. But I really try not to think about it too much. One of the main things that puts me off pornstars is you're pretty much guaranteed to have seen them being ragged silly, balls deep by Danny D's freakish donkey cock! Even though I know most regular WGs must have to deal with more than their fair share of whoppers.

Although a couple have told me (and they were convincing), that they really don't like them-same goes double for regular girls. I think many blokes would be surprised to know that lots of women don't like having their cervix pounded like yesterday's beef. What's the expression i heard?-all you need is the first few inches, everything else is just window dressing! :D

Offline Vivago

You are a legend - in your own imagination.  Well done  :lol:

No, but I'm a legend in my own lunchbox. :yahoo:
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1

Punter115

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All you young boys are lucky ..u get solid hard with slim bodies which makes your cock look even larger.
When I was young about 6 inches rock hard , in my sixties need viagra to get hard and lost about 4 inches on the length......so use it out while you are young!

Offline Blackpool Rock

3 Inches but some girls don't even like it that thick  :cool:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Reasonably happy with mine, slightly above average length depending on the weather 

Although a couple have told me (and they were convincing), that they really don't like them-same goes double for regular girls. I think many blokes would be surprised to know that lots of women don't like having their cervix pounded like yesterday's beef. What's the expression i heard?-all you need is the first few inches, everything else is just window dressing! :D
The weather! What does it dry out and shrivel up during the dry summer months?  :scare:

As for girls not liking huge cocks I think some do but i've also spoken to civvies who have said they don't like them too big as in their words "it just fucking hurts and feels really uncomfortable"

Offline Blackpool Rock

All you young boys are lucky ..u get solid hard with slim bodies which makes your cock look even larger.
When I was young about 6 inches rock hard , in my sixties need viagra to get hard and lost about 4 inches on the length......so use it out while you are young!
I heard this years ago from a nurse who worked with geriatric patients but wasn't sure whether it was a wind up to all the blokes in the group (it certainly had a few worried faces).
The way she put it is that your nose and ears keep growing but your dick shrinks and receeds back into your body, is this actually true  :scare:

Online ik8133

An inch and a half of wriggling fury......works ok for me!

Offline Punterperson1971

12 inches but don't use it as a rule

Offline threechilliman

Real length or the enhanced, 'AW' length?

tcm

Offline Blackpool Rock

Real length or the enhanced, 'AW' length?

tcm
Yeah yeah but it's just taken as read that everybody adjusts by 5 Inches  :D

Offline PleadInsanity

Apparently mine is very big.........................................................................according to the girls i pay money to please me, that is :D


Yeboahsleftfoot

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I learned the Russian for "Baby, it's like a baby's arm holding a blood orange", amazingly she said it the second I handed over the cash!  :P

Offline Clicktocollect

Mine began getting shorter in my late fourties and continues to get smaller as I get older

It also doesn't help if you put on a belly as that makes it look even smaller

 :-(

Offline Buttons

Polls suggest that, on average, ladies like a penis that is 6 inches in length. I don't know about you, but I'm not folding mine in half for anyone :lol: :lol: :lol:

Online GreyDave

I heard this years ago from a nurse who worked with geriatric patients but wasn't sure whether it was a wind up to all the blokes in the group (it certainly had a few worried faces).
The way she put it is that your nose and ears keep growing but your dick shrinks and receeds back into your body, is this actually true  :scare:

Was also told this by a real nurse and a supposed ex nurse working girl ( she had the uniform on so I believed her :D :D ) Have to argee the use of Viagra needed and little fella seems less ready to perform even when at peak he was just 3 and a 1/2 inches, not confidence boosting when you are at a party next to a 9inch BBC or even The Legendary Terry 7incher ;)  Staying in the eu with metric would make me feel better :D :D :D
 
« Last Edit: November 09, 2016, 09:33:02 am by GreyDave »

Offline BarryProudfoot

Polls suggest that, on average, ladies like a penis that is 6 inches in length. I don't know about you, but I'm not folding mine in half for anyone :lol: :lol: :lol:

Find two lucky girls and give them six inches each  :lol:

Robbiebucks

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I'm happy with what I've got... always been fortunate to have been told that I've got a "lovely cock" etc. That's by both civvies and WG.

Male perspective is always skewed by porn...in this instance, and to use the example already given, Danny D has a monster that the ladies in the film love etc! But, it then sets the expectation that unless you've got a pornstar dick then the lady will be left unsatisfied... luckily I'm good with my tongue too!  :cool:

DannyJames

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To be honest, I take half a viagra daily just to stop myself pissing on my shoes.


Punter115

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It is very true that your cock does shrink when you get older unfortunately , re-read my first reply and I should have said my cock hard is now about 5.5 inches so lost about half an inch, which I did not need, also having a belly makes it look even smaller , also have difficulty keeping the little chap hard ,so no fun being over 60 .....but at least the will is still their but unfortunately neither the body or the stamina .......So all you lucky young guys shag till you drop , if I had my youth again that is definitely what I would do and wouldn't be to fussy who was under me!

Offline madmania

I'm packing a small one.

Flaccid I'm 1 inch, erect I'm 4 inches and circumference also just shy of 4 inches.

Thank fuck I'm a grower not a shower or I'd very much be in the micro cock department  :lol:

Also I'm about 5 and a half stone overweight and I reckon I have another inch hidden away inside the rolls.

I used to be pretty bothered about being undersized but now I accept it and don't give it much thought.

On the plus side I'm into domination so having a tiny pecker makes SPH more realistic  ;)

Offline Gordon Bennett

As long as it can get hard and sustain your fun 'n games for the duration of your booking I'd say job's a good 'un. I'm normally endowed but I'm a bit erratic with my stiffys.. I'd happily trade in an inch of size to gain a bit more virility or staying power in the old chap!

Offline Silver Birch

Too big for anal - apparently!

(except when it is an extra!!!)

Offline uutarn

6.7'' length
4.5'' girth

Used to be 7'' when i was younger... how the fuck does that work?

But you know what? I would be happier with a smaller one that works properly.  :dash:

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Offline punk

It is very true that your cock does shrink when you get older.

But your ears keep growing

Offline One Eyed Snake

Mines a small one , there's 3inch in 3inch out and 3 inch going in and out.

WhattheFlip

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The weather! What does it dry out and shrivel up during the dry summer months?  :scare:

As for girls not liking huge cocks I think some do but i've also spoken to civvies who have said they don't like them too big as in their words "it just fucking hurts and feels really uncomfortable"

You never checked on a cold day!?! :thumbsdown:

Every girl is different. Obviously most birds in Porn like the whoppers (it scares me how girls who are incredibly petite can take such things and appear to love it :D), and sure plenty of civvies like a bit of size, but for many women, as long as it's not a micropenis, they probably prefer slightly small to well oversized, as long as you're half-decent with your mouth. Female genitalia, for the most part, is not really set up to have 10 chunky inches+ thrust up them :lol:
As I said, I'm relatively average, and I've even had girls who I've gone down on for half an hour and they're wet as they're ever gonna be, really seriously struggle to fit me in! They didn't enjoy the sex that often tbh, but luckily as they were so tight it didn't last long :lol:

Offline howrude

Mine is 6" long and with a circumference of 5.5". So I'm proud in the dick department. Many girls I've paid have said how nice and big it is but many civvies have also.

I'm not getting any younger but I'm getting as much as I can whilst it's standing proud.

Offline hungrypunt

Just shy of 6 inch and am surprised when some girls tell me not too deep when going hard at it. And yeah, id swap an inch for guaranteed rod on.

Offline itk

Average in length but been told it's thick. Also told it's a lovely shape, slightly concerning is that a couple of comments have been by blokes at parties.  :D

Offline Snoozy

Think mines is way bigger than your average Romanian guy. Every Romanian wg can only take the tip of my cock for some reason...

Online GreyDave

Think mines is way bigger than your average Romanian guy. Every Romanian wg can only take the tip of my cock for some reason...
  You must be my twin mate  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline myothernameis

I am quite big at around 7 inches from base to tip fully erect although I'm not unusually big in circumference.

I'm about the same, 7" fully erect, with a 5.5" circumference; now I wonder if this is the average size of erect cocks

I know when I have seen some escorts, they comment on how big I am, compared to oher guys, although they have seen the odd guys with bigger cocks 9"+

Offline punk

This thread may soon become,i've got a bigger cock than you.  :scare:


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Offline Strikar

I had a Thai WG say my lad was perfect size, then an English WG say I was above average length but very much average girth with a sad look in her eyes ha ha

Long and thin goes too far in, short and thick does the trick  :D :D

Offline Jamboney

Just short of 6 inches so pretty average length wise. Been told by civvies and WG's that my chap is  girthy. It does the job

Offline hullad

Mine is 12 inches


But I don't use it as a rule.....

Punter115

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Mines is 10 inches in every dream I have had or if I am talking to my mates .... in fact it is just like when I am fly fishing... the trout That got away was that size...no it was bigger than that and so on .
Come on lads tell it as it is not what you want it to be .

My little fellow is 5.5 inches in a good day, not that thick and needs viagra to stay hard ...so if any one wants to swap I am up for it, haha!

Offline myothernameis

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have an 19" cock, and that seems to beat Jonah Falcon 8" funny thing is have a cock a big as them seems to cause them problems

Offline wheeliebinwanking

Crazy thread. I have two sizes 6.5" bent and 7" when straightened (a bit of a banana) out about 6.2" girth

Average and I don't give a funk

JourneyManFray

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I have a bit of a weird one. Bends to the left, doesn't often get fully erect, but 8" when I do. I'm usually knocking girls at 6/7". I'd give an inch to have an on and off switch!