https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/barton-in-fabis-ng11/sexy-katy-thai-massage-x/327071299

Dour and joyless pump and dump. 

Booking sorted by text and I checked that OWO and kissing were available as per the Vivastreet ad.

She is tall for a Thai, probably around 5ft 6 and facially like her photos - well the ones where her expression is glum. She was wearing a summer dress and as I shortly found out she was naked underneath. She was polite and formal, not friendly and welcoming. In my experience if a Thai says she is over 25 then she is probably at least in her forties. I'd say she is in her mid thirties which was fine by me. We went upstairs and into a small bedroom with a single bed. She told me to strip off while she stashed the cash. She came back in and told me to lie on my front. What followed was 5 minutes of crap massage. I asked for sensuality and got mild brutality including toe cracking although things improved when she sat on my back and I could feel her bare arse and some bush siding over me. Rolled over and she removed the dress while I was looking at her. Slim but not toned, trimmed fanny, mum tum and larger than expected but slightly saggy boobs. Not a tight Thai bod but ok. Her English was very rudimentary throughout.

She moved between my legs and put my cock straight in her mouth for what I assumed would be some OWO. Immediately it felt wrong and she went at it very hard and fast. It got me hard but I wasn't enjoying it. When she moved away I saw the problem - she had put a condom on with her mouth so it was OW. She said OWO "next time". I tried for a snog a couple of times but she just moved her head away and said....."next time".

Once I was hard she lay on the bed, liberally covered her fanny with lube and indicated that I should start fucking. She just laid there while I pumped away. I said I wanted her to turn over and I finished in doggy. She didn't move while I was pumping away. She disengaged, handed me the wipes and told me to get dressed. She put her dress back on and left the room. A couple of minutes later she returned and led me down the stairs and showed me out looking almost happy. Her parting words were...."next time".

Given it a neg because I think she knows exactly what she is doing - the absolute minimum as quickly as possible. I also think she speaks more English than she lets on. It was a waste of £60 and unsurprisingly there will be no "next time".

I was there just over 20 minutes.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/woodthorpe-ng5/brownie-----cheeky-and-sweet/325544543

Background: I've cast my eye over this one previously. Some room renters at this place are terrible. I'd previously had trouble with Cookie but decided to try Brownie. On the day in question, I'd already had a massage and given I like to eat out Carmen, I asked Brownie if she'd be up for RO. She was. I think you can get most things with her.

Location: Carmen's gaff in Arnold
Comms: Easy by text
Service: RO only
Duration: 20 minutes
Price: £40
Girl: Super lovely, cute, friendly ebony. 21 years old. Amazing body exactly per photos. Great tits. Fit. Size 6-8

Meeting: Upstairs and into room on middle floor. Brownie went to stash the cash. She stripped, lay back and I went to work. Shaved, tasted great and you could tell was tight. Got my full 20 minutes. Not sure she came but she was close - but I didn't mind one bit. I was lapping and sucking and licking away. She got wet and was responsive.

Left a happy man. Best pussy I've licked in years, and the chance with a 21 year old black girl was great. Will return for sex if I can confirm it. Recommended.

www.adultwork.com/7455215

Wawa's the right side of the dividing line between 'thin' and 'slim', but not by much. She's still nice and womanly, though, with a shapely little arse and small-to-medium, softish, natural tits. The tatts match up, but you wouldn't recognise her from her profile pics, which were maybe taken 10 years or so ago, and have been skilfully airbrushed. Attractive rather than pretty, I'd say, and a little bit of dental work may not go amiss, but all in all she's a nice, desirable girl.

Any disappointment that she wasn't quite the young beauty of those photos didn't last long, because in terms of quality of service she's up there with the best of them. As soon as we were in the room we were into a good, hearty snog, with plenty of tongues, as she took a firm grip on my crotch. She was wearing a skimpy little black dress, and as I reached round to caress her arse it was apparent she wasn't wearing any panties, and she had no objection when I was able to work a finger up her bum. Aye-aye, thinks I, we're on to a winner here; we'd barely exchanged pleasantries and I could already feel the sap rising nicely, a cracking start.

She responded nicely to frontal RO, and when I asked her to flip over she positioned herself perfectly so I could work my tongue fully into her both her fanny and her arsehole. I was already in fine fettle and so skipped the blowjob and went straight in for the main event, starting with a full throttle session of heels-to-heaven facing the mirrored wall. I'd asked her to put her hookers heels on - I always find them so damned sexy - and the sight of them flailing around my ears added an extra zest to it all.

Then on to doggy, and not long into a hearty rattle I had the urge for a bit of anal, and she trusted me to pay after the event, which I liked. A quick bit of lube and she positioned herself where we'd left off. It took a few moments to gain entry, but once I felt that unmistakable 'pop' we were away, and I was able to give it everything I'd got without having to rein things back at all.

When I reached the point of exhaustion I lay back for a breather, and this turned out to be the highlight of the occasion. She refreshed herself with a bit of extra lube and popped it back into her jacksy for a terrific spell of reverse cowgirl. My word, she threw everything into it, in the perfect combination of bouncing and grinding; she'a fit girl, too, because she must have been hard at it for a good 5 minutes before to her immense credit and my great delight she rode me to the finish. Good girl!

There wasn't much cleaning up for her to do as I'd finished in the bag, but she was meticulous about it, nonetheless, and here's the thing; she not only remembered I'd had a finger up her arse early on, she was able to identify not only which hand I'd used, but which particular finger, and she gave it an extra special clean with a wet-wipe. You really can't beat a good Thai girl for service.

This was in the familiar place near the General, the one through the little alleyway, and for half an hour I paid £80, plus an extra £50 for anal, which I know is exorbitant; I know that if stupid fuckers like me would stop paying so much then girls like her would stop charging so much, but the thing is, I can't function without my cock-pill, and one of these days the cock-pills will stop working, so you have to make hay while the sun shines. Anyway, as ILO says, we're gonna be a long time dead!

http://www.massage-northampton.co.uk/index.php/our-stars/erika

Paid £60 for 30 mins.

Decided to pay Erika a visit after a glowing report from scouting last week. Her mate, Sky, had recommended her to me when I last saw Sky but I didn’t take her word for it!

Erika is an attractive woman, currently sporting bleached blonde hair. She is thiccccc alright, lovely big juicy round plump ass and thick thighs. Big soft fake tits. She’s far from toned and I’d classify her as plump, a mumsy kind of body. But I did find her facially attractive and that ass was delightful. She was also very friendly and chatty, had me at ease immediately. Post punt she made good chat too.

Services enjoyed - OWO, RO, FK/DFK, fingering on her, sex in multiple positions.

The meet - she bounded into the room all bright and energetic. I was pleasantly surprised at her face and body. Some small talk and then into stood up kissing and groping. She suggested getting naked, I then suggested she got on all fours on the bed so that I could worship that bubble butt. We then moved onto her on her back and me giving her RO. She smelt and tasted natural, none of that lube taste, she tasted tangy and I enjoyed myself down there. She accepted a couple of fingers knuckle deep and my mouth glued to her clit. I think she orgasmed, she pushed me away while shuddering away and then said with a massive smile on her face, ‘good morning to me!’  Then moved onto me lying down on the bed with her giving me some decent OWO. Nice variations in pressure, depth and all the while looking into my eyes. A while later we rubber up and I go at it in mish, it was nice that she didn’t use any lube and tbh, she was pretty wet. Flipped her into doggy and noticed how creamy she was down there. Pounded her doggy with my thumb playing with her asshole. Then pushed her face down and ploughed her prone bone, which was fucking delightful feeling that big ass against me. Ended up blowing my load in the bag. I unmounted and we complimented each other on a good fuck, cleaned up and I was on my merry way. 

All in all, I did enjoy the meet with Erika and would return for more of that ass. Recommend.

https://www.adultwork.com/7602218  https://www.adultwork.com/Thai+Baby+Bella

This meet took place a couple of weeks ago and the service provider is currently advertising as being in Telford.  Nearly a TOFFT but she has another review as part of a two girl session for Mr Avenger. 

The venue was in the venue which has been used a few times recently by different girls on the Ropewalk.  The girl was as advertised.  Not a bad looking mass but nor was she a knockout.

I had been mucked about a bit earlier in the day but I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt it was someone else handling the call.  Some kind of offer to make up for the inconvenience would have been nice but no such offer was made.

Not much more to say about this one.  As intimated, she was reasonably attractive although she isn't one who really grabbed me.  No kissing, which is becoming far too commonplace now and so, unless there are other really positive factors in other ways, it makes me more likely to give a grey rating. 

The massage was good but everything else was okay.  I'm giving it a grey as I think it was as much down to me not being massively into her as anything else but she didn't really do anything to push this into a green, even a light one. 

https://www.adultwork.com/5936487 or https://www.adultwork.com/Jazmin%5FStar

80 for 30 minutes.

I went off the back of the first review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=383860.msg3912312#msg3912312

Now it’s always ymmv but oh my word my standards and Ukp standards seem to have a gulf sometimes. I’d love to sit down and ask wtf, I was misled.

This woman surely does take the piss. I’m not fussed on anonymity, I need to save some punters.

A liar, a moody cow and a conveyer belt service.

So initial comms were okay, standard procedure outlining what I want and how long, standard. Postcode supplied happy days im on my way.

Arrived and then there was silence.

Oh crap, what a waste of time I’m thinking.

Calls and text went through so left me scratching my head.

Fast forward after my scheduled appointment, what’d you know miraculously exactly after my appointment the messages came through on her phone.

Now if I was a retard then I’d believe that. I genuinely think she thought I bought that crap.

So as the horn was strong I proceeded. Big mistake, in hindsight I would have rather left with blue balls. It was that shit.

 To shovel ontop of the shit, she was very snappy, like someone had shat in her cereal.

The cheek, I tried to excuse as I’m pretty chill but she started taking the piss with the consistent snappy remarks, she gave me the impression that she’d make a scene on any whim to avoid lifting a finger.

The venue, I would say the beginning part is discreet but outside the door cameras and a rundown look would give anyone with two brain cells what goes on there.

Inside the actual room was clean actual plus. The only plus.

Now let’s go appearance. Again attractiveness is subjective. She is very mid. Would not double take in the street. Tits quite small. The only thing she had going for her was her ass. That was nice.

So action now. Can’t get any worse right? Wrong.

Condom rolled only, fake moaning. I don’t really care if you moan or not but fake moaning is so boring, like id stick on a porno if I wanting to hear that wailing.

I’m bored out my mind with this mundane technique. My dick is like a slinky right now.

“What position do you want”. Que? Oh this is going to be shit.

I part the legs and start up, oh the fake moans. I tried recalling an attractive woman in my head to blot out her fake moans. What made it worse was she was being restrictive with depth.

Imagine dipping your toe in water and taking it out, that was my dick. Oh god this was shit.

Doggy, and again restrictive, huffing and puffing from the miserable cow. I’m not asking for someone to be grinning teeth but my word this woman was shite. I speed up and then it hit me, like a mike Tyson himself uppercut me with a strong whiff of fish. Kill me now.

I’m calling on all my ancestors to cum as again I’m being rushed.

Finally cum, it felt crap, oh what a waste of time and money.

How she got a positive I don’t know.

Horrible moody miserable woman, fishy Fanny and conveyor belt. My luck!

Save yourself the misery

https://www.adultwork.com/4210185

Cost: £100 for 30 mins, which included owo and DFK

Location: Parked up in a church car park and then directed the two minutes walk to her home.

Comms: I emailed and arranged to meet a few days beforehand and then swapped confirmation emails on the morning.

Girl: FF is gorgeous with a great smile and slim body plus some nice enhanced boobs. Profile pics are accurate but don't show her pretty face. Probably in her late twenties but could be a bit younger.

FF was extremely friendly, chatty and fun from the moment I entered her home. She showed me to a pleasant bedroom and we had a nice kiss before quickly sorting the paperwork. What followed was everything I want from a meet. Loads of dfk and groping while standing. I directed her back against the wall and asked her to get on her knees. She delivered great dt, taking all of my cock and allowed me to properly face fuck her, which was brilliant. I then asked her to move to the bed for some 69 and she had a very sweet pussy, which I enjoyed licking and she also seemed to enjoy.

I had her lay on the bed with her head hanging over the side for more dt. I could easily have cum but wanted some sex so started in doggy and then moved to mish. At first, I planned a cim finish but in the end I so enjoyed the sex I decided to fill the bag.

This was a brilliant 30 mins experience. At £100 a little above what I normally pay for 30 mins but she was worth every penny. I will definitely return and am questioning why I took so long to see her in the first place!

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng1/nottingham-oriental-escort-massage/320608562

Saturday afternoon session, was shopping in town and thought I’d see what’s free, fired a text to the Chinese guy asking who’s there this week, who quickly Whatsapped me a photo of her on the bed, looks wise all good, young and sexy, so off I trot over.

Girl in the flesh as per photos, nice he is using real photos.
Had a piss, washed my hands, gave him £80 for 30 mins inc owo and he nips downstairs.

The girls English was very good, as we start with a cuddle.
We both strip, she’s straight off with the kit, a tiny bit of belly on her but fantastic young tits with lovely nipples.

The usual operation of wet wipes and lotion the owo, not knee trembling but a fair try, 69 and all fresh, stuff a thumb in her fanny and lick her clit, no issues.

Bagged up for a few positions.
Popped in the bag and an assisted clean up

Was offered a massage that took us overtime, all in all a good meet.

Bottle of water given on exit.


Nice girl, good shag but gone Sunday night.

Photo added isn’t the one I was sent as not advertised


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https://www.adultwork.com/5289011

1 hour - £150.

Skyla seemed to be well established and have good reviews so I decided to give her a try. Her very skimpy profile seemed to focus on her breasts and they were often emphasised in reviews.

Comms were prompt and cheerful, clear directions given. The location is a small modern house in a safe and smart area of a town that can be rough in places. Skyla let me in with a smile. Inside, the house is modern and immaculately clean and tidy.

Skyla is petite, dark hair, good figure, attractive enough. Mid thirties seems about right. Not much in the way of conversation. Once the clothes were off I could see that she has a slim, fit body. Very nice but I couldn’t understand all the fuss about her breasts – just nice, normal, natural titties.

The session began to feel a bit flat, no conversation, no sparkle and the introductory smile had gone. OWO was good, quite deep and sloppy. Zero eye contact. Followed on with reverse oral, mish and then doggy to finish. Skyla responded to what I asked for but there was no spontaneity, no input at all except to do as I asked. All seemed a bit laboured and mechanical. The shower was good, very clean, nice and hot. Probably the best part.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=6434911

Comms - AW email with prompt response then via text on the day.

Location - Serviced style apartment in the suburbs to the East of Nottingham, in the NG4 cost code area. Easy parking.

Cost - £160 for 1hr incall.

Lady - As per her AW gallery. Her hair colour was blonde at the time of the meet.

Meeting - I was told to come up when ready spot on time. Had a little chat first, likes and dislikes, then down to action. Lots of lovely FK building upto DFK while we explored each others bodies. As the clothes came off the the kissing went up a notch again. which then progressed to OWO. No complaints from me with her technique. Tried my best to please her with RO. No big fake ooohs and arghs just genuine enjoyment noises. Then on to covered sex and happy to attempt any position I suggested. Finished off with OWO and happily took CIM. Overall a geat GFE, exactly what I was after.

http://www.massage-northampton.co.uk/index.php/our-stars/erika

I saw Erika as a walk-in, just popped in the doorway between the shops on the off chance. As with many parlours, it is hit and miss as to how accurate MN's profiles are. In this case I would say pretty good. She's a bit older and larger than the numbers suggest, but they are acceptably close. I would say she is at least a size 10, but she is solid and well built. I think the modern description is Thick - good muscular thighs and bum, no unsightly bulges, toned flesh. Her artificial bits were not OTT - a couple of tatts which are expected these days, boobs just perfect size and shape, no scars but too good to be real, lip fillers my least favourite, pierced belly button which I do like plus a bonus tongue stud and a tiny lip stud. These embellishments seemed to match her larger-than-life persona. She is a bubbly confident lady who appeared to assess my requirements then take control, in a good way.

We started with some standing hugs and kisses, LFK with tongues flicking.  Erika started to undress me, so I did for her, but it didn't take long as she was only wearing 1 item of clothing, the pink outfit in the penultimate pic on her profile. Oh, and she did have those killer heels which she kept on for the duration.

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Erika now naked she threw herself onto the bed with her arms and legs wide open and told me to join her. An impressive looking gash right in front of my eyes made this an invitation not to refuse. I went straight at it for some RO, hands under her firm muscular bum.

We swapped for more kissing then oral on me which was without, no messing with wipes. Erika positioned herself so that I could take advantage of her body with my hands. A bit of gentle rubbing and I wet my fingers to allow smooth entry which was accepted without complaint. A bit of play on her starfish too.

Condom on, Erika was very proficient in CG, we switched to Mish, then doggie which I really enjoyed, hands cupping her bum whilst banging hard and eventually inserting my thumb until I shot my load.

Normal clean-up with some chit-chat. A thoroughly professional yet friendly job. Still £60 for 30 minutes.

 https://www.adultwork.com/7483846

It’s been a while but fancied a punt this week and Sunny was working in Oadby which wasn’t far away, Sunny has plenty of good reviews, so I knew i was in safe hands and I’ll keep this review brief.
The booking was easy to arrange (Sunny handles her own bookings) arranged 45 minutes for £100 and was given directions, easy to find flats in Oadby with lots of cheap parking nearby.
Sunny is pretty I.M.O. with shapely legs and a lovely round bum, her attitude is top notch and she really wants to please you. Started with loads of F.K. then O.W.O and I gave her some oral, all clean and fresh and a nice response from Sunny.
Sunny keeps asking you what you like and responds accordingly, she is playful, responsive and does everything with a nice smile. We had sex in multiple positions and finished with a H.J
Would i see her again? Absolutely.

https://www.adultwork.com/7780055
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/nottingham-ng1/--jade-brazilian-hot----new-in-uk-----party-girl/327477085

£140 1hr

Sex x2, OW, LFK, Massage, bit of fingering etc

Comms - Excellent, if a little inaccurate.  Clear, quick, responsive.  Ads state £140/hr on both VS and AW, text said £130, on the door it's £140.  I was pretty sure it was gonna be £140 so no big deal.

Location - Flat in the center of Nottingham.  Can imagine it would be a bit much for some as it's not exactly hidden.  Inside door to her section required a fob which I obviously didn't have.  The noggin that was meant to wedge the door open had been moved.  She had to come down in her rain coat and let me in, so if you want a preview and feel more comfortable doing a runner in that situation than once in a flat then i'd recommend you shut the door and get her to come to you!

Flat - nice enough, double bed, bit warm

Girl - pretty much exactly as per the photos, but i'd recommend you give the VS video a watch as it's a very accurate representation.  One thing that the video and photos hinted at was that she's clearly a fitness fanatic, but I wasn't quite prepared for just how much.  The muscle on her was impressive - touch too keen on the steroids I think, but she was statuesque nontheless and i'm a fool for a pair of silly fake tits and a big brazilian arse so jumped in with both feet.  Age-wise i'd give her early-mid 30s perhaps.

Action - Decent.  Nice BJ with plenty of dirty looks and some ball attention.  She fucked like she was doing an Ironman event and we ended up absolutely running in sweat.  Gets very wet during sex. OK massage at halftime.  Some light kissing to go along with quite a lot of sensual moments and general softy softy stuff which is always nice.

Overall, pretty good!  She definitely belongs in one of those muscular girl threads you see knocking about, and she had a really great attitude, very fit/muscular physique, big round solid fake tits, big brazilian arse and a pretty enough face.  Can't say I didn't enjoy it - so positive for me.

 

https://www.adultwork.com/4696164

£60 for 30 mins. OWO. Doggy and cowgirl.

This meet was a few weeks ago in a hotel just past Beeston. Apparently she uses this from time to time and was staying there for a night.

Booked in easily, same day but replies weren’t instant.

Got the room number and directions, hate hotel meets as I always feel staff know what’s going on.

Got in and she was sat on her phone. Didn’t get up to greet me. Had a quick freshen up with a shower while she sat on her phone. Afterwards had a quick chat and she joined me on the bed.

Asked if she kissed, she said she doesn’t usually but did a bit of lfk. That was the last of the kissing. She bigged up her blowjob which I didn’t find that good. Had a quick play her from behind while she sucked me to life.

She asked if I was ready for a condom, which I was. Should have spent more time on her pussy.

Fucked her doggy and then she went on top which caused me to blow. Tried to kiss a little more but she wasn’t interested. Maybe caught he on a bad day but there was no chemistry. Was expecting a sex mad lady but got someone who was only half there I felt. She went and sat back down on her chair while I cleaned up and got dressed. But more chat about dogging at Attenborough nature reserve and then out of the there.

Was a bit disappointed. I think if you like to let the girl lead the meet you won’t have a good time here she wants to be told what to do. Disappointed as after reading reviews on here I was expecting so much more.

So continuing on my quest to find a decent SP
There’s been more miss than hit lately
Secret hostess is just full of deposit scammers
Vivastreet is a bit hairy
So I come back to AW
My most recent rendezvous was actually a
Pleasant one
Second visit with lushlexy
First was a car meet which threw my back out
She agreed on an outdoor meet this time
26th April
Price was £110 for 30m
Met me in my local Tesco car park and we
Popped behind the local church
She was wearing a flowery summer skirt and heels
Started off with kissing and groping
Lifted her skirt up and she wasn’t wearing
Knickers☺️
I asked if she’d ever had her ass eaten in a
Churchyard (probably one of the original sins)
Well now she has
Nice bubble butt
On with the prophylactic
She is open to A by the way just not outdoors
So we tried a bit in doggy with lexi bent over
Not really any good because I’m a bit taller than her
So she lay down and raised her pussy so I could eat which she enjoyed then we set about the missionary work
She wrapped her legs round my hips and I ploughed away until the inevitable happened (the bishop caught us)-joke
All in all a good meet on a nice spring evening
Oh I should mention as she’s new to the hobby
The car meet she did say I was her 3rd customer
I think this meeting bumped me up to 8th
Apparently she’s getting her flat back soon so Incalls would be better
https://www.adultwork.com/Lush+Lexi+69

https://www.x-lounge.co.uk/tanya/

Tanya at X Lounge. 10 door fee plus 60 for half hour.

Popped in at lunch. Tanya was available and came in straight away. I was in the room downstairs which I've not been in before. Felt quite kinky, especially as someone came in after me and had to wait behind the curtain outside with a cup of tea while I was shagging Tanya a meter away.

Quick massage, covered blowjob then she rode me to completion while I was spanking her arse and sucking her tits.
Get the impression she doesn't like kissing. But she's attractive and provided a good punt.

I’ve been lucky that I have a couple of regulars who provide what I want. However I am always on the look out for any other talented ladies. While on a business trip in the area I saw the profile for Posh English Teacher. A tad expensive but the promise of a mature posh bird swallowing my jizz appealed even at that price bracket.

I sent a text message to the number advertised, and pretty quickly a text from a different number responds. We sort out a time to meet in the afternoon, so comms were pretty good up to that point. I arrive a few minutes early so send a text saying I was in the car park. At the appointment time Sarah responds saying she’s running 5 minutes late. Not a problem. But 5 minutes become 15 minutes late with no updates. Luckily I am at a loose end, and I reckon she’s just checked into the hotel and getting herself ready. I get the text with the room number 15 minutes after the agreed appointment time.

Looks 1/10 - no other way to put it but she’s a minger lads. The profile photos (particularly those in a white dress) give the impression of a mature lady not too out of shape. She’s a bit on the large size more like size 16 - 18 than the optimistic 14 written on the profile. Facially, really ugly. Think Little Mo from EastEnders, that’s what she looks like facially, no lie. Photos suggest she has shoulder length brown hair, when I jet Sarah she had short blonde hair. I am not exactly going out on a limb here when I say I don’t think the profile photos are actually Sarah at all. I'd say if they were Sarah, they were optimistically over 5 years and several cakes ago. Oh, and she’s easily over 50.

Service 3/10 - despite my disappointment over her looks I decide to stay as I had balls that needed emptying. We lay on the bed, after a bit of small talk I motion for a kiss which was ok. She has ample tits and suck away which she’s enjoying. I notice she’s wearing one of those bits of layered clothing over her large belly and ask her to take it away, Sarah responds that the piece of fabric ‘hides a multitude of things I don’t want you to see’! I go down on her which Sarah is really enjoying, and after a finger fuck she is squirting all over my face. So far so good, despite me not fancying Sarah at all.

This is where it goes downhill. I get off Sarah and lie back expecting her to unleash her self proclaimed oral skills on me. After about 10 minutes of more kissing and even more stroking it’s clear that I am actually going to have to tell her to do it which I am surprised to have to do, so I tell Sarah to suck me. She does, it’s hardly a decent BJ and she almost seems reluctant to do this. I’m having to imagine someone from my wank bank is blowing me - and not an ancient haggard character from the UK soap series - to hep me get me over the line an d this tactic works. I am at the point of no return and exclaim to Sarah I am about to cum. And at that point she moves her mouth away from my dick, not even providing CIM. I ask her why she hasn’t taken my cum, she says she went to the dentist that morning so isn’t taking any cum in her mouth!!!

With that I decided to end the meeting early. While at the time I was annoyed with myself for not walking away when I had the chance, sometimes you need a bad punt to appreciate the good ones.

Car parking 4/5 - that day Sarah worked from a hotel on the Grange Park retail park off the M1. Ample car parking but one where you need to walk into a separate pub to register your number plate for free parking.

Premises 4/5 - it was a budget hotel where I met Sarah. Absolutely fine for the deed.

Value for money -1/10 - I booked for an hour. £190 is a lot for someone who doesn’t live up to her profile. I have my doubts whether CIM or swallow are services she usually provides. If she does do them, she should not have had these services plastered all over her profile saying she loves providing them on that day, or she should have told me via text so I could make an informed decision. Add to the fact she’s overweight, not in good shape, probably in her 50s, and ugly as sin means I'll rate her VFM at -1. Luckily I’m at a stage of my life where wasting £190 is something I can write off easily, but I don’t want any of my fellow punters to make the same mistake I did.

Total 11/40 - I’m doing this review so none of you who read it are remotely tempted to even go there. Don’t get seduced by the photos or prose on the profile. One last thing, she’s definitely not posh, the whole profile is a complete lie.

https://www.adultwork.com/6688236

https://www.adultwork.com/Posh+English+Teacher

https://www.adultwork.com/4205028
https://www.adultwork.com/Rosie%5FHart

1 hour for £150

Happened a couple of weeks ago. Rosie moves between Kent and Northampton. She was in a hotel near the M1 junction in Northampton. You have to put your reg in at the reception desk, but loads of people milling about so wasn’t concerned.

Comms were good prior to this. A mix of pidgin English and text talk which made me think she wasn’t English, whereas other reviews have said she is.

Got to the hotel and she said she’s be ready in 5 mins. Then texted 5 mins later to say waiting for housekeeping. It got to 20 past the hour and I was about to leave when she gave the room number. Rosie was very apologetic when I got to the room and gave me £10 back when I handed her the money. A nice touch.

The lady - very pretty face and lovely big tits. Legs are great too. Arse wasn’t as big as I expected but tight and nice to feel. She had a see through stringy thing covering nice underwear. Her English is very good, no problems.  But she definitely has a strong Asian accent. She told me later that she’s half Chinese and half Filipino.

Action - lots of kissing from the off. Passionate but not much tongue. She liked being touched and stroked and took direction well. Stripped and she did owo. Really good and she spits on it a lot. Good eye contact and variation and ball sucking. I then lay down and she carried on, even licking under the balls. Great owo all round. Stopped her before it got too much. RO and she gets into it. Lots of moaning and encouragement and she seemed to genuinely cum after a while. No fingers allowed though.  I stood for more great owo on me and eventually came in her mouth. She made sure she wanked it all out and sucked every last drop. Then went to spit out in the bathroom.

Came back and more kissing and stroking on the bed. I asked for a condom and we did a few positions. Cowgirl, mush, heels to heaven and doggy. A great fuck to be honest and gets very into it. Pushes back at times but also just lets you bang away at others. Dirty words of encouragement and liked me holding her throat a little. In doggy she even grabbed my finger, licked it and guided it up her arse. Nice and dirty 

I wanted more owo to finish so off with the dom and she got between my legs again for a long session. Really great to watch again and lots of spit and variation. Tried to deepthroat but not all the way down. Eventually came in her mouth again and she went off to spit while I got dressed.

Rosie is very friendly and chatty. Easy to get on with and really up for anything. Would definitely see her again. Just under the hour when I left but was feeling satisfied. Great punt.

Saw her last week in a city center address. Her AW page is here

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=7353549

Half hour incall meet arranged via txt, well organised and I headed to the address. Got there on time and no response, eventually got a message back with instructions on entering the building, which didn't work. Finally she managed to come and let me through the door, by now we were 15 minutes past the original starting time.
Nana is the girl in the photos, she is quite short and there is very little shopping in photos. She told me she was in her 20s.
Got into the flat, it was very clean and no smells etc. I was offered a shower which I took as I had come from work. Nana was friendly but maybe a little cold to start off with. Her English isn't brilliant - she seems to understand but her pronunciation is quite hard to follow.
Started with some GFE. She said when we started that she had a rule of no DFK and everything protected.
However, she seemed to become more enthusiastic as the meet went on, and there was quite a bit of tongue action and touching. Finally she got on top and wanted to bareback. When I said no, and that I never do that with girls I've only just met, she became slightly angry and started accusing me of being gay.
She did eventually get some condoms and we had sex in multiple positions, but I'm giving it a neutral as she got a bit too enthusiastic and seemed to be serious about bareback even when she had earlier said it was one of her red lines.
Overall the meet went on for over an hour, I only left as she had another punter coming. Paid 70 for half an hour.

https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/leicester-centre-le1/amazing-body----party---girl--real-/327393189

Following review is a B&S

Have been feeling a big booty latina recently. Saw the ad in the link above, fired off some texts, 45 mins later I arrive at address given, which was round the corner from the court on Pocklingtons.

Knock on door and let in. The girl is not the girl in the photos (obviously). However the girl is latina and she has a fat fat booty, it's fake and I'm 99% sure it's a BBL as it was not hard and immovable like a silicone arse. She looked like a mixed race latina.

The arse was enough for me to proceed with the meet. I hand over £80 for 30 min (£60 for 30 min + £20 owo)

She stashed the money and we move onto the action. She starts with owo which is super, She goes at it with enthusiasm, and was pretty mind blowing tbf, Took me back quite abit, every now and then I'd lean over and grab a hand full of ass and just shake it about what not.
This went on for maybe 5 minutes before she pulled out a condom. I pick up the condom and chuck it further down the bed to suggest we continue. I suggest 69, she refuses which is disappointing since she confirmed she did this. We move onto sex about 2 mins later. I fuck her in missionary and then backshots in doggy before I cum. Had been there at about 15 mins at the point so I suggest a massage to which she confuses, again is a bit disappointed since it says she does a massage in 30 min. I get dressed and leave.

Good points:
Oral
Big booty
Latina

Bad points:
Oral somewhat rushed
Didn't deliver on 69 or massage

Will I return? No
Would I recommend? 50/50, She wasn't rude or unfriendly. but didn't deliver on what she said she would. If you have a horn for a big booty latina girl then maybe the 15 min basic service for 50 would be better

£80 for 30 minutes. Very good comms in the build up. Booked for 8pm the same evening (Saturday 4th May)
Block of flats, gated entrance. Easy access. Upon letting her know I’d arrived she rang me with simple directions on how to get in the building.

There’s not many pics of her in her profile, but I was taken by her big arse, and she was very good at responding to my requests about the stuff I’m into and what I was looking for.

The flat was nice. Big bedroom, nicely kept.
She’s voluptuous. Big tits, big arse, and she’s a friendly girl. She didn’t mind me directing her on how I liked certain things. A little bit of guidance on how I liked my blowjobs, and she hit the spot superbly, and it turned out to be one of the best I’ve ever had. The hand/mouth combo truly excellent!

She’s absolutely fantastic at dirty talk, which is something I told her I liked whilst I was rimming her. She nailed it brilliantly. I loved it! I finished off pounding her in doggie, with more dirty talk, until I shot my load.

I’m looking at going back this weekend.

Could somebody attach a link as I’ve totally forgot how to do it. Thanks!

This meet happened a couple of weeks ago. I had an eye on rio for sometime and stars finally aligned. The usual 10 paid at the door and asked to rio. Was let to the back room upstairs. I noticed a new BDSM set in the 1st room, might have to try it sometime.

Waited for Rio and she walked in 5mins later. Agreed 30mins with kissing but owo not on offer. First impressions she was pretty facially and curvy in the right places. She is like the hot mom on a school run that we all fancy.

Straight into the action with kissing and groping. Now I like a good snog but she didn't fully get into it but it was still good none the less.

Jumped in the bed with loads more kissing and groping. I then work my way down her body kissing and licking everything along the way. Her tits are nice and I made sure to pay them lots of attention.

Then spread her legs and went to town on her pussy which tasted very nice. It was now her turn to return the favour so on went the condom and she started giving me a nice blowie. I tried to hold back but couldn't and came. I politely asked her if I can go again for an extra 20, she says alright.

So we talked for 5mins or so before I asked her to start sucking again and off she went. Got me hard and she climbed on top and started riding. Felt really nice, then we had a round of doggy, prone bone and missionary. I wasn't going to finish so I asked to lick my balls and wank me off, which she did without any hesitation.

Finished up after 45mins. Had a nice snog and a hug to finish the meet and off I went. I enjoyed the meet thoroughly only a small minor about full on kissing and lack of owo but everything else makes up for it.

https://www.adultwork.com/7269394 or https://www.adultwork.com/Sexy+Nikky+Thai%21%21
https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/burton-ln1/sexy-nikky-thai-massage--b2b-100-/327413006

I was uhming and ahing over which escort to see today as Lincoln was showing at least half a dozen that took my fancy. I thought I'd play it safe and see a Thai lady, as I've rarely had a bad meet with them.

The agreement
£70 for 30 minutes including kissing, oral without a condom and sex. £30 extra for anal.

The location
Gated flat in the student area in the west of Lincoln. Very quiet, nice and discreet. I've been there before for another Thai. Room is nice and clean and dimly lit with an en suite. Double bed.

The girl
Very pretty and friendly. Imo looked better than in the AW photos. She's tiny, barely five feet tall. Shoulder length hair, small legs, very dainty. A pleasant and welcoming demeanour. We got on straight away and I was soon having a bit of banter with her and breaking the ice. She's comfortably older than her profile says, early forties I would say. But as is typical with Thais, her body would put to shame 90% of the Karen munters in my work place, so I am not too outraged about the false advertising.

The meet
She sat on the bed and gave me oral without as a stood in front of her. Very nice technique, slow and sensual, with lots of teasing and exploring with her tiny little tongue. Went pretty deep and I had a stroke of her hair as she did her thing.

I went down on her for a few minutes while she lied there gripping the bed. She was very responsive and was soon shuddering. Had a nice suck of her tits, nipples rock hard and sensitive.

Began in missionary, going through my practiced order of straight missionary, me sitting up and holding her hips and then legs on the shoulder. I had her cumming again.

Switched to doggy and then prone bone and she was complimenting me and telling me to keep fucking her.

Time to try some anal. Swapped condoms first. She attempted to get on top but it was proving difficult so I got her back in prone bone and let gravity do its work. I could tell the difference straight away and it was much tighter, but she was loving it and squeaking and moaning away.

I finished in prone bone and she cleaned me up. A nice conversation about food, travel and where she lives, and I was out the door.

Conclusion
A nice satisfying punt with a friendly Thai lady who gives you your money's worth. Got everything I asked for so cannot complain at all. I'd see again but I do like to constantly try new girls. Would recommend.

https://www.genesis2.net/escorts/alicianew/

£15 door fee then £70 to the girl. £85 in total for 30 mins. She offered extras for another £20, DFK and RO. I couldn't tell if it was for both or each and I didn't ask.

Comms
Phoned up earlier in the day, Alicia was available, booked.

Venue
Genesis 2 is on a residential street in a student area. Parking was a pig as it was quite busy and most is permit holder only. The Tesco nearby is max 30 mins customer only. There's a few spaces further up the street that are 3 hour but it can be hard to spot them. There was quite a lot of foot traffic from students this time and the door is right on the street, so not for the shy gent.
Small reception desk and sofa in the waiting area. No other punters around at the time. Downstairs same room as last time. Room was clean. Offered a shower but didn't need it.

Alicia
27 on the website... She seemed a little older (why does everyone lie about this?) probably early 30s. Pretty face, large tattoos on her body, which aren't pictured. Couldn't make out what they were in the gloom. She's described as Indian, which was accurate. She's got a bit more weight on her stomach than the photo suggests on the site. Coupled with the lack of tattoos on the photo I would guess it's quite a old one. Nice, natural boobs
She seemed a nice girl, a bit of chit chat but not loads.

Service
Started with a massage, which was OK. Bit of teasing and stroking between the legs before turning over where she was straight into HJ, followed by rubbing her body and her pussy over me, getting me nice and hard. She had a nice, clean shaven pussy. "ooo a chunky one" she says as she gets out her little purse of condoms. On it goes and she asks which position. I'm too distracted and flattered that she'd describe my old man as "chunky" and didn't clock there'd been no oral. Is that because I didn't pay extra? Should have asked more at the start. Not a massive deal, she'd got me hard and I was ready to go. Missionary first, she's making some appropriate noises. Switch to doggy and the bed is squeaking so loud it's a bit distracting, but I go until I finish.

I mentioned in my last review that this place is super convenient for me and I've actually already been back since this review. Stay tuned though, the next one (a different girl) was bloody awful.

https://www.adultwork.com/7652694 or https://www.adultwork.com/Ol%C3%ADvia+Brazilian

The agreement
£100 for 30 mins including oral both ways and full service.

The location
Nice little flat in a very picturesque part of Lincoln with a lovely view of the Cathedral as you walk up the road. There was a paid car park on the road she's on, but if you're a tight arse like me, you could park at Tesco and it's a 1.5 km walk from there. Parking on Wragby Road is too hit-and-miss for me but I saw one space.

The girl
Very attractive. Small and feminine, long silky black hair cascading down to her shapely hips. Enhanced breasts, a few small tattoos. Very tanned or perhaps a bit darker than her profile pics suggest, which is fine by me. Close-up, I thought she may have some Indian or black blood but am just guessing as she doesn't look like the classic Latina type in my opinion. Early-to-mid twenties.

The meet
She got undressed and stood on the bed facing me, allowing me to worship her body. Her arse was fantastic. Full on DFK allowed and included in the price.

I soon had a raging boner and she went to work. Condom on though, which I don't mind for oral.

I had planned to go down on her since she was so fresh and lovely but she wanted to get straight into missionary. What a great sight watching her tits jiggle up and down as I held her hands and pumped away.

Switched to doggy and she spread her legs nice and wide and flicked her hair back. I leaned in and gave her a good rimming - she tasted really fresh and was soon moaning in pleasure. She clearly likes a bit of anal play but alas I cannot justify paying more than £100 for 30 mins so had not paid extra for full anal. A few minutes of straight doggy and I lowered her into some prone bone. She can take a decent pounding that's for sure.

Moved to standing doggy with her leaning over the bed. I had a grip on her shoulders and pulsed away to her moans and grunts.

I sat down on the edge of the bed and laid back. She climbed on top with her knees lifted and rode me like that. I could feel her juices rubbing on my groin area which was a real turn on. I leaned forward and let her grind away while I supported her with my hands. Now I was getting knackered so I leaned back again while she rode me again while holding my wrists on the bed.

She was getting tired and my time was almost up. Finished in missionary, leaning in for some slow DFK before coming to a nice crescendo.

She's very friendly but has limited English. Likes Lincoln (it's her second visit there - I missed her the first time) but not keen on English food. Well she got a good helping of Lincolnshire sausage and some stuffing, which beats fish and chips.

Conclusion
Got my money's worth with a real stunner. I used up the whole 30 minutes and left feeling really satisfied. I'd certainly recommend. I want to see the other one in the flat with her but need to see when I'm off work first so hopefully will catch her.