£250 for a fart-service! Each to their own..

[KentAde]

Seems this guy paid £250 for KDB to fart all over him...   

Each to their own I suppose...but I know what I would rather spend £250 on.....although did make me laugh...…
Imagine what response he would have received off some individuals on here if her posted a FR 

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[freeze44]

Seems this guy paid £250 for KDB to fart all over him...   

Each to their own I suppose...but I know what I would rather spend £250 on.....although did make me laugh...…
Imagine what response he would have received off some individuals on here if her posted a FR 

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What a lot of old shit....

Be a fun review and sure there so others here be into that but probs not want to admit enjoying this fetish!! I would do it for that money!! 

[hockogrockle]

Lends new shades of meaning to the phrase "old fart".

[Moby Dick]

Could be just one fart from getting very messy

[MME]

£250 quid for a whiff of the turtles breath.???? I'd do it for HALF THAT...!!!

[scutty brown]

plenty of videos of her online

[threechilliman]

Fuck me, if I got paid to fart I'd be a millionaire.

[bhudda]

Fuck me, if I got paid to fart I'd be a millionaire.

I stand more chance of being paid not to fart

[winkywanky]

Seems this guy paid £250 for KDB to fart all over him...   

Each to their own I suppose...but I know what I would rather spend £250 on.....although did make me laugh...…
Imagine what response he would have received off some individuals on here if her posted a FR 

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She's probably doing a roaring trade, I believe she went Vegan so she'd be even more full of hot air than usual (from both ends now)   

[milkman10]

id rather just buy three tins of beans much cheaper and you cant beat the smell of your own farts 

[threechilliman]

I stand more chance of being paid not to fart

Fair point

[RogerBoner]

Very unusual. I wonder what the punter is like. Hmm!
Doctor/Gynocologist.
Rugby player in the scrum.
Chef.
Gourmand.
Cobbler.
Public school house master.
Ex-con.
Dog owner.
Muesli granola Trotskyist.
Carpet cleaner or car wash attendant.
Customers officer at airport.
Baker.
Black cab driver.
Saniflo installer.
Santa Claus.
What occupation do you think that he might have?

[Dipper]

“Dirty post fitness class ass..”

 

Yes, each to their own ... but fuck that. 

[Happylad]

Very unusual. I wonder what the punter is like. Hmm!
Doctor/Gynocologist.
Rugby player in the scrum.
Chef.
Gourmand.
Cobbler.
Public school house master.
Ex-con.
Dog owner.
Muesli granola Trotskyist.
Carpet cleaner or car wash attendant.
Customers officer at airport.
Baker.
Black cab driver.
Saniflo installer.
Santa Claus.
What occupation do you think that he might have?

Perfume quality tester at Chanel or Ives St Laurent ?

[scutty brown]

Very unusual. I wonder what the punter is like. Hmm!
Doctor/Gynocologist.
Rugby player in the scrum.
Chef.
Gourmand.
Cobbler.
Public school house master.
Ex-con.
Dog owner.
Muesli granola Trotskyist.
Carpet cleaner or car wash attendant.
Customers officer at airport.
Baker.
Black cab driver.
Saniflo installer.
Santa Claus.
What occupation do you think that he might have?

Submariner
Have you never played U-boats with your wife?

[Happylad]

Submariner
Have you never played U-boats with your wife?

Not after she let off a depth charge and I bent my periscope.

[RogerBoner]

Not after she let off a depth charge and I bent my periscope.

[spiralnotebook]

This topic is just a load of hot air . . .

[hockogrockle]

This topic is just a load of hot air . . .

I thought you were going to say the whole thread stinks.

[Herts_Outcaller]

"I took the chance to open my mouth and five huge farts filled my mouth - truly heavenly! Plenty more followed and my fantasy was becoming the best reality."

nope

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[Herts_Outcaller]

Look we're all pervs here, I'm a liberal guy, I'm ok with consenting adults doing as they please, and I hate to kink shame, but, just in my opinion, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE!!

[Fuzzyduck]

id rather just buy three tins of beans much cheaper and you cant beat the smell of your own farts 

Yes, but this chap beats himself off at the smell of his own farts.

I wonder how you find out you have this fetish. Boarding school? He's pinned down as the Head Boy blows raspberries over his face and realises he's getting a boner. I'm sure that would have worked out well for him. The cost of it is even more depraved.

[DaveR]

Funniest thing I’ve read in ages
‘Fart infused thong’ 
We’ve all let one go in bed and pulled the covers over to see if it hums then that’s it, but this ‘impending farts coming my way’
How did she prepare? Watching blazing saddles?

[PeachyAssFan]

The field report both revolted me and made me laugh at the same time. He probably had to take eye drops afterwards to prevent him from getting pink eye. 

[RandomGuy99]

How did she prep for the booking?

Eat loads of baked beans?

[Hardpunt2]

How did she prep for the booking?

Eat loads of baked beans?

Field report mentions "pumped air" whatever that means.

[myothernameis]

Seems she does a number of fetish, including fart fetish

Ball busting | Cock Bondage | Fart & foot fetish | Role-play | Sensual domination | spitting | unwashed/sweaty | watersports

[RandomGuy99]

Field report mentions "pumped air" whatever that means.

Bike pump on hand?

Doesn't sound good to me, but then I'm as vanilla as they come.

[joe diddley]

The practice of getting your partner to nosh on you while you pull the blanket/duvet over his/her head is called 'the Dutch oven'.

[joe diddley]

The practice of getting your partner to nosh on you while you pull the blanket/duvet over his/her head and fart is called 'the Dutch oven'.

Apologies. Forgot to include that crucial detail.

[bhudda]

The practice of getting your partner to nosh on you while you pull the blanket/duvet over his/her head is called 'the Dutch oven'.

Probably not a good idea if you want them to ever nosh on you again

[myothernameis]

£250 quid for a whiff of the turtles breath.???? I'd do it for HALF THAT...!!!

Escort did this to me, and it was free, and unexpected

Were both in 69, and Im licking her pussy, all of a sudden  fart  , all I could do, was to dive in and eat like there was no tomorrow

[Payyourwaymate]

"This was a joyful experience and like I say showering was provided and clock watching does not even register with Amica.

The primary motivation of my session was to experience lots of naked face farting. Amica uses pumped air to provide this service and it is truly incredible with the loud smelly gas that follows.
Before our session, the nasty pervert I am, I had requested Amica have a 'dirty' post fitness class ass, and i'm so glad I did. Amica initially teased me wearing her thong and farting on my cock (which stayed hard the whole hour) I was delighted when she then turned around and squatted over me (my god she smelt divine) and let rip three huge farts on my face.

The smell and heat from her ass left me throbbing as I grabbed her silky ass cheeks and pulled her further in to my grateful face even more.

Then she took off her fart-infused thong and stretched it over my face as I thought to control my excitement, the scent of her ass and pussy was divine and I didn't take them off for a while.
At this point Amica made me smell her lovely toes that had been sweating away in her ugg boots and stroking her slender legs while she did this left me with no complaints.

But with Amica not fully naked the true fun began. The sight of her sat over me knowing the impending farts that were coming my way. Some huge farts came my way and the louder and smellier they were, the harder my cock got as I breathed them in so deeply and treasured them.

I took the chance to open my mouth and five huge farts filled my mouth - truly heavenly! Plenty more followed and my fantasy was vecoming the best reality.

The session finished with an incredible bit of oral with Amica sat on my face and I could no longer contain myself

What a session! What ab experience! What a woman!
Casted my vote for Escort of the Year 2019 as soon as I got home.

Can't wait until next time!"

 .

[sponduxy]

Seems this guy paid £250 for KDB to fart all over him...    When you put KDB, I thought you meant Kevin De Bruyne was providing fart fetishes 

Each to their own I suppose...but I know what I would rather spend £250 on.....although did make me laugh...…
Imagine what response he would have received off some individuals on here if her posted a FR 

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[mr.bluesky]

Prefer fanny farts 

[Dipper]

Agree.

Only trouble can be , that they do tend to dry out the honey pot. 

[threechilliman]

Lets hope she doesn't shart!

[freeze44]

Lets hope she doesn't shart!

  suppose if playing with fire....got to expect to get burnt (by shit) at some point!

[unclepokey]

A few months ago I seemed to allow a fair bit of air into my arse hole whilst having my prostate massaged by one of the ladies that doesn't allow penile penetration but who does pretty much else. After I'd cum and we were relaxing in a 69 kind of position after my orgasm I sneezed a couple of times. Twice I produced the lowest note available to trombonists.

Happily we both laughed our socks off (not that we were wearing any).

Even more happily I've lost my sense of smell. The only beneficiary of this being my dog who now gets kicked less upon his silent but deadly emissions.

[Colston36]

Rather like the overture to a concerto that was never performed ...

[king tarzan]

plenty of videos of her online

Were you in them with her???

[scutty brown]

Were you in them with her???

no, but is this you?

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[puntingking]

I just sat down to eat my dinner while reading this post and just like that I am not Hungary anymore   

that is just so grim. 

each to their own but certainly not my cup of tea.

[ShadowProclamation]

I think the guy must have been watching too much 'Fart Brazil' porn