Cheapest punt ever???

[alibirmingham]

Linking in to another thread I just put up about wg’s increasing prices this is about the other end of the spectrum inspired by a nasty surprise the other day.

On the way back from work after a night shift i stopped at a amazon locker to collect a parcel. As I’m sitting in the car looking for the email with the code I looked up and saw a street walker at the window.

I wind down the window and the inevitable came out of her mouth which was “you want business” NO THANKS  “ and I wind up the window. She’s still there so I wind it down again and say it’s ok, I’m good - to which she replies something along the lines of come on and I’ll make you happy. In an attempt to get rid of her I say I’ve only got a tenner.

Now knowing what little I know of street walkers a tenner doesn’t get you much. At best a blow job so I follow up with “but that’s for oral without and sex”. Fully expecting her to say no and walk leaving me in peace to step out the car and collect my parcel. To my amazement she agreed. At this point I’m thinking fuck!  I’ve dug myself a hole. I make sure my doors are locked, pretend to check for the money and pull out a fiver. Say I’m sorry, it’s a fiver and not a tenner but she still agrees. I’ve had enough so leave the parcel and just drive off thinking fucking hell. How bad can it get!

If someone is willing to suck and fuck for a fiver then it’s guaranteed to come with problems which don’t even bare thinking about.

So back story out the way what’s the cheapest punt you’ve ever had (not offered). Street walkers count as long as the deed was done and talking sex. No judgement from me as I know many people see street walkers but just not my bag.

For me the cheapest was £15 for A VS punt but that’s only cos I took a pack of baby wipes and 6 condoms so get a £10 discount t of her advertised £25 rate. Got owo and sex. Was crap tbh but cheap so hey ho lol

[Moby Dick]

£1

[alibirmingham]

£1

Fair play. Think that’s gonna be a hard one to beat

[Stapler]

The change in my pocket for a HJ off a woman in Dudley - recently!

[oldstreethookup]

Free - TS Kiki, if anyone remembers her. She used to be off Broad Street.

It was my first TS experience... i told her when i got there i was nervous and not sure if i could go through with it... think she took a shine to this young, nervous guy and she asked me to stand up, she stood behind me, reached round and took my cock out and wanked me off while holding me tight to her fake tits. I reached back and grabbed her cock and shot my load

It was fucking hot....

[Dipper]

The change in my pocket for a HJ off a woman in Dudley - recently!

Link please

[Kool Keef]

£1

Go on then , what's the story?

[Willyed]

£20 for a bowjob and full sex from a street walker, got her to dress up as well nice tiny tight body but thats what you’d expect from a crack head I think!

[Moby Dick]

Go on then , what's the story?

Technically my first ever paid fuck.

[Kool Keef]

Technically my first ever paid fuck.

Ok, care to expand?

[alibirmingham]

The change in my pocket for a HJ off a woman in Dudley - recently!

Lol, gotta be careful there. Sometimes I can have a lot of shrapnel in my pockets and could over pay 

I didn’t know Dudley had a right light district. Just curious for know where it is now. I know the Walsall and Birmingham hotspots (I have family in Walsall and live in Birmingham) and all they have to offer is crack heads. Does Dudley offer any better?

[RAJEC]

£10 about 20 years ago.

Negotiated (in my horny youth) to toss myself off in the lounge of an African WG’s house (yes, the one from Harrow with the massive arse!) whilst she and her friends commentated the event in some African dialect. Was quite satisfying to spaff over her room sized remnant much to her annoyance and dismay.

One of the best ten punting pounds I’ve spent 

[alibirmingham]

£10 about 20 years ago.

Negotiated (in my horny youth) to toss myself off in the lounge of an African WG’s house (yes, the one from Harrow with the massive arse!) whilst she and her friends commentated the event in some African dialect. Was quite satisfying to spaff over her room sized remnant much to her annoyance and dismay.

One of the best ten punting pounds I’ve spent 

Some of the best punts can be the cheaper ones.

One sticks out in my mind. A student about 18 in the cov road in Birmingham. Clearly not a wg so Pulled up running my smooth game  trying to pull and her responses seemed odd. Turns on she’s on the game and her first night so she’s not sure what she’s doing. Pick her up and she doesn’t even know how much to charge so I think with my dick and pay £15 for prolong bj, sex and anal as well telling her it’s expected at that price  anal wasn’t great but still tried

Got her number and saw her a few time over next 2 weeks until she realised the game wasn’t for her. Maybe cos I’d set such high standards for such little reward lol but good while it lasted.

[milkman10]

many many years ago had a few street girls for 20 one of them was the best blowjob ive ever had over 20 years ago and still remember as if it was yesterday she was a deep throat specialist shed take load down the back of her throat no problem then tell me it was coming down her nose lol that was before I found aw now lucky to get a good un for less than 150 an hr

[Moby Dick]

Ok, care to expand?

It’s no secret, I’ve mentioned it before.
Happened before I got abducted by Aliens.

[Drayki]

£1

Did you get change   

[Littlefoot]

The change in my pocket for a HJ off a woman in Dudley - recently!

I bet they’re cheap in Russia?

[ik8133]

20 euros for OW from a street walker in France a couple of years ago.

[Moby Dick]

Did you get change   

Not but I got a round of applause (and I don’t mean the clap).

[Punterperson1971]

£20 Victoria in Walsall

[Littlefoot]

I can’t remember, but I can remember my most expensive... funny that. 

[jeanphillipe]

Linking in to another thread I just put up about wg’s increasing prices this is about the other end of the spectrum inspired by a nasty surprise the other day.

On the way back from work after a night shift i stopped at a amazon locker to collect a parcel. As I’m sitting in the car looking for the email with the code I looked up and saw a street walker at the window.

I wind down the window and the inevitable came out of her mouth which was “you want business” NO THANKS  “ and I wind up the window. She’s still there so I wind it down again and say it’s ok, I’m good - to which she replies something along the lines of come on and I’ll make you happy. In an attempt to get rid of her I say I’ve only got a tenner.

Now knowing what little I know of street walkers a tenner doesn’t get you much. At best a blow job so I follow up with “but that’s for oral without and sex”. Fully expecting her to say no and walk leaving me in peace to step out the car and collect my parcel. To my amazement she agreed. At this point I’m thinking fuck!  I’ve dug myself a hole. I make sure my doors are locked, pretend to check for the money and pull out a fiver. Say I’m sorry, it’s a fiver and not a tenner but she still agrees. I’ve had enough so leave the parcel and just drive off thinking fucking hell. How bad can it get!

If someone is willing to suck and fuck for a fiver then it’s guaranteed to come with problems which don’t even bare thinking about.

So back story out the way what’s the cheapest punt you’ve ever had (not offered). Street walkers count as long as the deed was done and talking sex. No judgement from me as I know many people see street walkers but just not my bag.

For me the cheapest was £15 for A VS punt but that’s only cos I took a pack of baby wipes and 6 condoms so get a £10 discount t of her advertised £25 rate. Got owo and sex. Was crap tbh but cheap so hey ho lol

i was once solicited by a street hoe, she didnt look too bad tbh, i hesitated before saying no, she took that as a cue that i needed encouragement, when i flat out refused i was then barraged with questions, is it cause im ugly ? etc .

i tried getting out of it by saying ive only got some change, to which she replied..... 'how much u got on you, ill do it'  she was game for the change in my pocket.... i just gave her the change and drove of.

[sunnyj]

£22 in Soho walk ups

[Stapler]

Link please

There is no link as she is not an advertised prossie.

[Stapler]

Lol, gotta be careful there. Sometimes I can have a lot of shrapnel in my pockets and could over pay 

I didn’t know Dudley had a right light district. Just curious for know where it is now. I know the Walsall and Birmingham hotspots (I have family in Walsall and live in Birmingham) and all they have to offer is crack heads. Does Dudley offer any better?

If you go in the bookies in one of the side streets in Dudley around lunchtime......

[Stapler]

I bet they’re cheap in Russia?

Prostitution in Russia is illegal.

[GreyDave]

  Cheapest real punt maybe my 3 or 4th in Soho £10 plus 50p tip and came twice with a busty Maltese lady with the cleopatra style eye make up they did in the punk 1970`s I saw her many times paper round money allowing    Then in my later years I saw a Latvina girl who was looked after by a Busty blonde  Maid called Pam near Watford area brought them  Mcdonalds burger and chips and was allowed to bang her recover and rest and chat with maid whilst she did another punter and did her again with Pam present topless both times chatting as I shagged under instructions how to do her   

But The clubfantasylondon parties were maybe the best value for time v cum and quailty of Girls to be shagged, Emma Butt and few others spring up and for bargin basement the Paradise spa in beacon tree now closed were an afternoon of shagging could be had if you were up it for 60 quid with pizza and tea free   

Oh how I wish I could produce the goods like i did then 

[django0700]

£1, but this wasn't in the UK though...
in UK £22 for a P+D in Soho.

[Kool Keef]

My cheapest is an absolute fortune compared to some of the cheap as chips posts on here, £35.
30 mins in a Manchester  parlour with a hot young English  blonde with a sexy stripper look.
She gave me one of the most enjoyable owo BJs I've ever had, slurping all over my cock & balls & taking me deep for a good while then I fucked her hard in a few positions, CG, RCG, Doggy, Mish before popping in the bag.
It was so enjoyable, sweaty & energy sapping I realised only when I got home I'd forgotten to give her the tenner for owo & she'd forgotten to ask

[B4bcock]

Apologies to those who have heard this before but . . . A few years ago money was really tight and I told the OH to go out on the streets and sell herself.  She returned later in the evening and I asked how much she had made.  "Forty pounds and fifty pence" she replied.  "Who the fuck gave you fifty pence?", I asked.  She looked blank, shrugged her shoulders and said "Well, all of them . . . ."

[nant]

My cheapest is an absolute fortune compared to some of the cheap as chips posts on here, £35.
30 mins in a Manchester  parlour with a hot young English  blonde with a sexy stripper look.
She gave me one of the most enjoyable owo BJs I've ever had, slurping all over my cock & balls & taking me deep for a good while then I fucked her hard in a few positions, CG, RCG, Doggy, Mish before popping in the bag.
It was so enjoyable, sweaty & energy sapping I realised only when I got home I'd forgotten to give her the tenner for owo & she'd forgotten to ask

£35 is the price now (and probably last 20 years) at Piccadilly Selecta in Manchester. Seen Mischa (Black American) and Priscilla (Brazilian) there. Cheapest parlour price right now is probably Ladybirds in Northenden Xmas offer at £30 /30 mins, £45/45 mins and £60/60 mins. Bargain. Only seen Monique (slim, very pretty Italian) who is nice but quite a vanilla service.

Nant.

 

[Mr Sinister]

£20 for a bowjob and full sex from a street walker, got her to dress up as well nice tiny tight body but thats what you’d expect from a crack head I think!

£20 from proper WGs bj and sex quite a few too only for p&d. I had a really good wg drop her price a few weeks back and she ran over time too.

How? Before people ask, I never ask in person that just seems rude to do once you have turned up. Be very reasonable with what you are after, do not assume this can be done with every wg or one that is popular, never out the wg in public view who may do you a special otherwise she will be inudated with 100s of offers pissing her off as a wg told me about someone on here spouting nonsense. At the end of the day this is all business.

[Kool Keef]

£35 is the price now (and probably last 20 years) at Piccadilly Selecta in Manchester. Seen Mischa (Black American) and Priscilla (Brazilian) there. Cheapest parlour price right now is probably Ladybirds in Northenden Xmas offer at £30 /30 mins, £45/45 mins and £60/60 mins. Bargain. Only seen Monique (slim, very pretty Italian) who is nice but quite a vanilla service.

Nant.

Yep, it was Milly at PS

[CaptainHoratio]

My cheapest punt ever was last night.  Overnighter with a hot 21yo from SA.  Three rounds of no holds barred sex for the princely sum of £20 for her petrol money!

[Home Alone]

Apologies to those who have heard this before but . . . A few years ago money was really tight and I told the OH to go out on the streets and sell herself.  She returned later in the evening and I asked how much she had made.  "Forty pounds and fifty pence" she replied.  "Who the fuck gave you fifty pence?", I asked.  She looked blank, shrugged her shoulders and said "Well, all of them . . . ."

I must be getting naïve in my old age, B4bcock; I was halfway through that one before I realised what an old favourite it is!

As Frank Carson used to say, "It's the way I tell 'em!"    

[B4bcock]

I must be getting naïve in my old age, B4bcock; I was halfway through that one before I realised what an old favourite it is!

As we all know, HA, the old 'uns are the best!   I often get lovely, young WG's confirming it, aswell.  (Or perhaps it's a bit of flippant flattery.  But, hey, who cares??).
 

[HappyHarryIV]

I have had free from a couple of working ladies in the past, but not in this part of the world.

[Home Alone]

As we all know, HA, the old 'uns are the best!   I often get lovely, young WG's confirming it, aswell.  (Or perhaps it's a bit of flippant flattery.  But, hey, who cares??).
 

All compliments gratefully received; sincere or not.

[love_69]

£27 near B'ham City Centre, just off Great Hampton St, can't remember the name of the side street but it was always advertised in the papers as 86A (door number). This is going back around 15 years. Had some of the best punts ever at this place. No idea why it was £27 for a good while, they'd even give you £3 change when you gave em £30.

[alibirmingham]

£27 near B'ham City Centre, just off Great Hampton St, can't remember the name of the side street but it was always advertised in the papers as 86A (door number). This is going back around 15 years. Had some of the best punts ever at this place. No idea why it was £27 for a good while, they'd even give you £3 change when you gave em £30.

  Love the £3 change part. I can’t remember the last time any WG gave me change. They usually just take what you give as long as it’s equal or more then the fee. One of the reasons I always try take the correct money (and some for extras in another pocket) so I can avoid the change thing. When change is required I always ask for it before the action begins as it’s easily forgotten afterwards.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Long time ago now but in Lisbon, was on holliday with the new girlfriend but had a big row with her, split up there and then, was walking back to the hotel I was now at when i was acosted by a young Portuguse girl "fuckie fuckie" was about the only english she knew but she knew how to give a bloke a good time:)

10 quid for around 2 hours, bargain!!:))

[standardpostage]

Never had a cheap punt.
Always had to pay the going rate 

[king tarzan]

£30 for 15 mins
Over 20 years back...
Very basic services then....
Nothing like what's 😋😋😋👅👅👅 available now..

[TTGR]

Never had a cheap punt.
Always had to pay the going rate 

Thank God, thought I was the only one !!

I’ve had a blowjob only for £50 and FS, DFK and CIM for £70 as my cheapest ever.

[HS11216]

If you go in the bookies in one of the side streets in Dudley around lunchtime......

In the town ?

[Luvslicking]

I used to have a regular in Leeds I would see once a week sometimes twice while I was working down there. Long story short I ended up paying her £30, but that was for and hour and we regularly over ran that to she was no holes barred too. Pure filth my favourite wg.

[Charles Glass]

It’s no secret, I’ve mentioned it before.
Happened before I got abducted by Aliens.

Did you get to fuck the Aliens ? Some of those Nordic woman look seriously hot.

[Moby Dick]

Did you get to fuck the Aliens ? Some of those Nordic woman look seriously hot.

Yes but that’s a different story covered by this thread (post 130)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=200465.msg2284772#msg2284772

[Charles Glass]

Yes but that’s a different story covered by this thread (post 130)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=200465.msg2284772#msg2284772

 

[one eyed panda]

Had a full service for 40 zloty (about £10 at the rate at the time) from a girl who approached me in layby where I had simply pulled up in my hired car to make a phone call. i had stopped on her pitch without realising. This was about 2002. Did it about 10 yards from a busy A-road with trucks rolling past. Not the only time I did that, but its a rarity now as most of those places have been 'cleaned up'

Had a Bulgarian girl in Varna for 20 Lev (about £8). Picked her up (well the reverse really) in a cafe, wasn't even looking. Very exotic looking too. Paid for one service and she stayed more than 2 hours I was that good 

Cheapest in the UK, never chanced my arm in the street, the aforementioned Piccadilly Selecta in Mcr and also one of the Stoke parlours.

One or two of my regulars over the years would have been cheap on a by the hour basis if they didnt throw me out after the official time and later we had 'one for the road'