Abellaxo. - Shepherds Bush - Fantastic punt.

[Belgarion]

Well, well, well, what have we here? A spiky little insomniac with nothing better to do at 4.34 in the morning than to involve himself in a thread to which he adds zero value or interest.
Get some sleep, cupcake - who knows? It might make you a nicer person.

Thank you sweetheart, I enjoy reading rubbish in the morning whilst taking a dump.

All you are doing is making life difficult for Ana who by genuine accounts is a good SP.

So which one are you? Megan/Nancy/YLF/Crimson/Raven?

[Belgarion]

I am SO enjoying this thread. Pray continue :-)

You are easily amused and I have a feeling you won't be around much longer

[puntingpumping1920]

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Why would you upload that BS and give attention to a malicious whore

[MrMatrix]

Personally I think the OP has done enough to justify HIS review and as stated by me on the 3rd comment on this thread it was a good review and amusing. What I didn't expect was the hounding that the OP has been put through with splitting infinitives etc etc. So what, the guy has his own style to write the review- he enjoyed him self, he had a great time and told us about it. Yes he may have lurked for over a year, and when he decides to contribute we give him a hard time. No wonder lurkers and new members are worried about being given a hard time. We should be encouraging reviewers to contribute. The lurkers will be looking at this thinking, fuck that why should I put myself through all this. How many times have we seen the phrase "this is my first review please be gentle".
The spin off on this thread is that the OP has got some intellect and a great sense of humour to reply back to each critisism. It has become a very amusing thread.
OP for my part , I look forward to your next review. Dont change your style as there are many on the site who enjoyed reading this review........come to think of it the rest of the thread also. 

[InstaPunt]

 
Why would you upload that BS and give attention to a malicious whore

Tough love to KT, he either gets in context to the comment I replied to or he doesn’t.

[vw]

Personally I think the OP has done enough to justify HIS review and as stated by me on the 3rd comment on this thread it was a good review and amusing. What I didn't expect was the hounding that the OP has been put through with splitting infinitives etc etc. So what, the guy has his own style to write the review- he enjoyed him self, he had a great time and told us about it. Yes he may have lurked for over a year, and when he decides to contribute we give him a hard time. No wonder lurkers and new members are worried about being given a hard time. We should be encouraging reviewers to contribute. The lurkers will be looking at this thinking, fuck that why should I put myself through all this. How many times have we seen the phrase "this is my first review please be gentle".
The spin off on this thread is that the OP has got some intellect and a great sense of humour to reply back to each critisism. It has become a very amusing thread.
OP for my part , I look forward to your next review. Dont change your style as there are many on the site who enjoyed reading this review........come to think of it the rest of the thread also. 

Personally think he has been before or they have, stinks of uncle and atticus to me.

White knighting a punter how embarrassing.     All because you have both met her.     Has she bent your ear to look out for OP.   

[MrMatrix]

Personally think he has been before or they have, stinks of uncle and atticus to me.

White knighting a punter how embarrassing.     All because you have both met her.     Has she bent your ear to look out for OP.   

You know me better than that VW. I have not met the SP in question either- but I would like to. Dont suppose for a minute that will happen though
I cant comment on whether its Uncle or atticus. I dont remember review styles TBH. I dont see that I'm WK any one- I just think we need to encourage more punters to review their punts. There are 100's of lurkers who read these threads and if they read this ,IT will put them off. Same as me sticking my head above the parapit now. I'm thinking why did I take the risk to make this comment- I'm surprised it was you who replied though.
Surely VW you can see where I'm coming from on this

[FlyingBreadMan]

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Oh dear...

[vw]

You know me better than that VW. I have not met the SP in question either- but I would like to. Dont suppose for a minute that will happen though
I cant comment on whether its Uncle or atticus. I dont remember review styles TBH. I dont see that I'm WK any one- I just think we need to encourage more punters to review their punts. There are 100's of lurkers who read these threads and if they read this ,IT will put them off. Same as me sticking my head above the parapit now. I'm thinking why did I take the risk to make this comment- I'm surprised it was you who replied though.
Surely VW you can see where I'm coming from on this

Many pass their first review without incident and go on fine, this was fluffy nonsense wrapped up as being articulate IMO.

As for putting people off, i don't buy that one bit, forum is due another record year, and is because of the forums robust nature.  Cannot see why encouraging punters  that mock the review guidelines is important. 

[FlyingBreadMan]

You know me better than that VW. I have not met the SP in question either- but I would like to. Dont suppose for a minute that will happen though
I cant comment on whether its Uncle or atticus. I dont remember review styles TBH. I dont see that I'm WK any one- I just think we need to encourage more punters to review their punts. There are 100's of lurkers who read these threads and if they read this ,IT will put them off. Same as me sticking my head above the parapit now. I'm thinking why did I take the risk to make this comment- I'm surprised it was you who replied though.
Surely VW you can see where I'm coming from on this

Scrutiny protects punters from touts and pimps.

Proof read reviews of members of a pimp run group carries no credibility.

[InstaPunt]

Oh dear...

Maybe he will stop feeling so “ohh whatever it’s all good ” about them

[SamLP]

Well you have disappointed me there, my old ship's biscuit. Such a witless and banal comeback, I expected more.
It's all I can do to summon up the energy to swat this away.
A coward's reply? Hmm...What do you want me to do - challenge you to a duel, cocks at dawn? Not sure what your cock's like at dawn, but mine's in no fit state to cross cocks with another man.
Firstly I don't think 'friendly' describes your somewhat arrogant posting. Read it aloud to yourself - I don't detect anything friendly there, cabbage chops, but maybe I'm missing something - like an insight into your mind.
And so, indeed, you should be honoured with my reply - that kind of 'comical' stuff may look easy, but it does take a certain amount of effort to write this shit.
Furthermore, for you to bestow on me the title of 'First Class Twat' is, indeed, an honour as I only achieved a 2:2 in my degree.
Third-class twat would have been a better insult.
Problem is, you don't have a sense of humour, old boy - which is the biggest insult I can think of.
So I think that's the last word I'll have on the subject - sorry for all this vicious, personal invective, I can't seem to resist it. I have a kind of typo - Tourette's syndrome. I'm sure you're probably a very nice man.
Pip, pip.

My sense of humour is reserved for people I want to humour.
You're not someone I want to bestow my humour upon, so keep chewing on those sour grapes.
I was genuinely trying to be helpful, but it seems you have an ego the size of your fat arse.
Along with your 2:2 degree, and homosexual fantasies, maybe you can muster enough effort to write another review where you've been pussywhipped into convincing your bank manager to give you an even bigger loan.

[Kev40ish]

I must admit I really enjoyed how the review was written. I found it humorous and entertaining.
It’s a shame, if we put off people writing reviews.

My concern, is how it seems strange that the OPs only other contribution, was in April 2016 on a Hot Collection review that YLF was contributing to. He pretends not to know anything but has lurking for a long time.

It will be a shame to see him go, but is not building up much support for himself here with his comments

[InstaPunt]

My concern, is how it seems strange that the OPs only other contribution, was in April 2016 on a Hot Collection review that YLF was contributing to. He pretends not to know anything but has lurking for a long time.

That’s a good spot and add to that the timing

[king tarzan]

Bloody hell we got everything in this review

A stunning woman
An admiring punter
Outing / shaming /lies
An escort financing bank manager
Keyboard punch ups
SamLp pussy whipped
And I am a great fan of his grumpy humour
Please come here to the party
MARMALADE MARMALADE! !

[Brazilian Martian]

I haven't had this much laughter even at a stand-up do. I think people should have to pay money to read the gems on this thread.

OP - I sincerely hope you stick around, cos you have provided so much entertainment with the razor-sharp wit, the flair, the command of English, and the un-flappability.

And I cannot wait for your future reviews.

Don't get your hopes up, the op is a cunt and he will get his marching orders soon. So looks like you will have to get your laughs from the TV

[finnegan16]

Don't get your hopes up, the op is a cunt and he will get his marching orders soon. So looks like you will have to get your laughs from the TV

Oh fuck! Outed as a cunt - how did you know? I thought I hid it so well! And there was I thinking I was a reasonable guy who just wrote a vaguely amusing review on a punting website.
The thing about giving insults, my pusillanimous (look it up) little dung beetle, is that there has to be a degree of wit involved. Calling people a cunt isn't wit, it's ignorance, it's lazy and it brings abuse into disrepute.
So go away, have a little think - I know that might be very alien territory to you being, as you are, a Brazilian Martian - how funny is that moniker? Jeez, I almost shat myself laughing when I read that! - and when you've done that for a while, then come back to me with a genuinely funny and well - crafted, witty, literate put-down. Otherwise don't waste my time. We will all be watching with eager anticipation.

As to your other, more interesting and sinister comment - who exactly will give me my marching orders, my little cupcake? And on what grounds? Are you the big bad owner of this site? Have I offended anyone that badly? Please enlighten me, O wise and cunty alien, so I may beg to be forgiven. Blah, blah, blah, fuck, I've lost the will to live.....

[finnegan16]

I must admit I really enjoyed how the review was written. I found it humorous and entertaining.
It’s a shame, if we put off people writing reviews.

My concern, is how it seems strange that the OPs only other contribution, was in April 2016 on a Hot Collection review that YLF was contributing to. He pretends not to know anything but has lurking for a long time.

It will be a shame to see him go, but is not building up much support for himself here with his comments

Hey, I didn't realise that by going on this site I was entering a popularity contest...Now I know that, I'll try a bit harder...
You're right, I have been punting for a long time but I seldom use AW, except for English girls, because it's a bit of a lottery and I've had quite a few disasters due to the blurred face thing. I prefer regular escort sites like Diva, Admiral, Hot Collection and Top Secret where, although there's photoshopping, at least you get to see the whole package. Hence the rare circumstance of meeting a WG from AW who looked as good as Abellaxo prompted my celebratory review.
The thing is, many of the AW English girls I've seen have asked me specifically not to review them on UK Punting as they consider the site to be inhabited by a core of misogynistic punters who don't have a life and can be quite vicious, insulting and overly graphic and unfair in their descriptions and verdicts.
From my limited experience of reading some of the shit on here, they certainly have a point.
As for why I haven't left any reviews, I'm a lazy bastard and normally can't be arsed to leave one, although I have left several on %%% which European girls do actually read and appreciate.
I wrote this particular review with the intention of, as it were, giving something back to the punting community. As a result, I've been called a pimp, a tout, a liar, a cunt, and all the rest of it, all in the space of 24 hours. Well, heigho - I'm giving at least as good as I'm getting and, hopefully providing some amusement along the way
I'll stick with this thread for a while, for a laugh, just to see how much abuse I generate.
Cheers.

[finnegan16]

My sense of humour is reserved for people I want to humour.
You're not someone I want to bestow my humour upon, so keep chewing on those sour grapes.
I was genuinely trying to be helpful, but it seems you have an ego the size of your fat arse.
Along with your 2:2 degree, and homosexual fantasies, maybe you can muster enough effort to write another review where you've been pussywhipped into convincing your bank manager to give you an even bigger loan.

Hmm...kind of unfocused, but not a bad try. I really don't get the homosexual fantasies thing, though.
Perhaps you'd like to elucidate?
My geography teacher did try to put his hand down my pants once looking for my cock, but he was so crap at geography, he couldn't find it.

[unus669]

Wonder what KT has to say about that

 

[unus669]

Not interested in this WG ‘Ana’, she was/is part of the TSA ilk. I would not go near anyone, who is, who has been part of that crowd. 

[FlyingBreadMan]

Hmm...kind of unfocused, but not a bad try. I really don't get the homosexual fantasies thing, though.
Perhaps you'd like to elucidate?
My geography teacher did try to put his hand down my pants once looking for my cock, but he was so crap at geography, he couldn't find it.

Most regular contributors have what you don't have.
I don't care much for it to be frank, where as you are fighting hard for it.

Credibility.

Dismiss critics with silence and tolerance, not with poorly composed prose.

May work.

[PLeisure]

God, he was dull 

Thought he was clever... never works 

[Brazilian Martian]

God, he was dull 

Thought he was clever... never works 

What surprised me most  are the punters that actually liked him and believed his bullshit 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Any idea who that could be?

I’m thinking maybe a connection to Megan or Nancy May ?

[Brazilian Martian]

Any idea who that could be?

I’m thinking maybe a connection to Megan or Nancy May ?

I think its atticus or uncle sweetheart I think VW is bang on the money.

[PLeisure]

What surprised me most  are the punters that actually liked him and believed his bullshit 

Right ???

He wasn't in the slightest amusing... just a born twat 

Seemed a bit too knowing in his idiot responses to be a low-level member here. A freaky ass hybrid of West8 and expl1c1t.... jeezus 

{edit - yeah, Atticus/ Uncle sliminess, too}

[Gentlelovemaking]

I think its atticus or uncle sweetheart I think VW is bang on the money.

Question is why review Ana Luiza, controversial choice

[PLeisure]

Question is why review Ana Luiza, controversial choice

Those two banned members lived for the attention; it fueled most of their activity on this forum. Hence the choice...

[Brazilian Martian]

Question is why review Ana Luiza, controversial choice

Just read some of their reviews and comments on little Katie, it's fucking sickening  those two are Vermin.

[king tarzan]

Let's just concentrate on the honey ana luiza..

Her feedback is great and the sources are credible punters on this site..

We all should stop giving oxygen to megan nancy ( i had a super fantastic enjoyable meet with them both) and who ever else is working alongside them..

By referencing them they get the undeserved publicity they crave for and at the same time lessens the working credibility of this stunning lady who the review was firstly based on..

I don't know and don't want to know the ins and outs of what went on and speculations and analysis but when ever this lady gets a positive, references to a few other women automatically seem to get linked to her that just dampens this hot honeys credibility..

Myself and many others are just interested only in the hot honey look and gfe service departments of the meet and don't have any other interest about the woman other than the meet itself..

Remember when one is with this hot honey in the room HE IS NOT IN THE ROOM WITH MEGAN OR NANCY AND WHO EVER ELSE..

[vw]

I think its atticus or uncle sweetheart I think VW is bang on the money.

Had so many similarities to the pair, could imagine them cuddled up together collaborating on replies.   

[Brazilian Martian]

Let's just concentrate on the honey ana luiza..

Her feedback is great and the sources are credible punters on this site..

We all should stop giving oxygen to megan nancy ( i had a super fantastic enjoyable meet with them both) and who ever else is working alongside them..

By referencing them they get the undeserved publicity they crave for and at the same time lessens the working credibility of this stunning lady who the review was firstly based on..

I don't know and don't want to know the ins and outs of what went on and speculations and analysis but when ever this lady gets a positive, references to a few other women automatically seem to get linked to her that just dampens this hot honeys credibility..

Myself and many others are just interested only in the hot honey look and gfe service departments of the meet and don't have any other interest about the woman other than the meet itself..

Remember when one is with this hot honey in the room HE IS NOT IN THE ROOM WITH MEGAN OR NANCY AND WHO EVER ELSE..

The site does not work like that, it's about providing information   be it good or bad about prostitutes. Ana or what ever she calls herself got into bed with the others and YBL so some punters will be very suspicious of her while others will not.

It's not up to you to state that you dotn want to know the ins and outs of whats happend it's for Admin to decide what can and can't or should be posted.

Yes we know you had a good time with Megan and Nancy, but the odd thing is both the girls have mocked you publicly. They have showed no respect towards you so for you to keep mentioning them in a positive light is bizzare.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Let's just concentrate on the honey ana luiza..

Her feedback is great and the sources are credible punters on this site..

We all should stop giving oxygen to megan nancy ( i had a super fantastic enjoyable meet with them both) and who ever else is working alongside them..

By referencing them they get the undeserved publicity they crave for and at the same time lessens the working credibility of this stunning lady who the review was firstly based on..

I don't know and don't want to know the ins and outs of what went on and speculations and analysis but when ever this lady gets a positive, references to a few other women automatically seem to get linked to her that just dampens this hot honeys credibility..

Myself and many others are just interested only in the hot honey look and gfe service departments of the meet and don't have any other interest about the woman other than the meet itself..

Remember when one is with this hot honey in the room HE IS NOT IN THE ROOM WITH MEGAN OR NANCY AND WHO EVER ELSE..

Proof reading will do you good.
Punting phone will do you good.
Shutting up right now after you been bitch slapped will do you good.

[Bigus Dickus]

Similar writing style as West8! Loved to articulate how he was a cut above.

Check out his reviews

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51063.0

His driver Mustapha must have dumped him and he’s back punting! 

[Bassman]

How entertaining. He even tempted fate in one of his last posts lol. “Who’s gonna van me... for what”

He was very similar to someone that was banned recently. Can’t remember the username but the posts where very similar. Why do they bother.

[Brazilian Martian]

Similar writing style as West8! Loved to articulate how he was a cut above.

Check out his reviews

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51063.0

His driver Abdul must have dumped him and he’s back punting! 

His driver was Mustapha not abdul

[vw]

Similar writing style as West8! Loved to articulate how he was a cut above.

Check out his reviews

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=51063.0

His driver Abdul must have dumped him and he’s back punting! 

west8 was offered a chance to come back by the boss.

He also messaged me on UKE asking for unbanning, I told him he had to come back to UKP with a new username, if he posted without problems with the new name then that suggested the problem was with others trolling the west8 identity than a problem with him (because of previous history), he refused so never got another chance.

[PLeisure]

Shutting up right now after you been bitch slapped will do you good.

Bread Man, you are on form today 

[unus669]

Let's just concentrate on the honey ana luiza..

Her feedback is great and the sources are credible punters on this site..

We all should stop giving oxygen to megan nancy ( i had a super fantastic enjoyable meet with them both) and who ever else is working alongside them..

By referencing them they get the undeserved publicity they crave for and at the same time lessens the working credibility of this stunning lady who the review was firstly based on..

I don't know and don't want to know the ins and outs of what went on and speculations and analysis but when ever this lady gets a positive, references to a few other women automatically seem to get linked to her that just dampens this hot honeys credibility..

Myself and many others are just interested only in the hot honey look and gfe service departments of the meet and don't have any other interest about the woman other than the meet itself..

Remember when one is with this hot honey in the room HE IS NOT IN THE ROOM WITH MEGAN OR NANCY AND WHO EVER ELSE..

Not your call mate, it’s an informative thread. If you don’t like it, don’t read it and exclude yourself from contributing.

[unus669]

Proof reading will do you good.
Punting phone will do you good.
Shutting up right now after you been bitch slapped will do you good.

 

Poor guy is ‘bigging up’ those that gave an unflattering insight to his punting

[FlyingBreadMan]

Bread Man, you are on form today 

Just a happy go lucky troll.

More fucking, more reporting, less politics.
For the lurkers, the leechers: BUYER BEWARE ALWAYS!
For the posters: stick to the reporting, and ignore the critics if you lack the facts.

[SamLP]

Haha, it was only a matter of time before he was banned.
And yes he was really dull.
For the record I don't think he was USH or atticus. They were both much more vindictive with their insults. This guy was at a schoolboy level. I just think he's a lurker that probably leeches off here and met this wg who probably asked him if he can write a review for her and his pussywhipped brain trotted off to the keyboard to comply.

[Belgarion]

Let's just concentrate on the honey ana luiza..

Her feedback is great and the sources are credible punters on this site..

We all should stop giving oxygen to megan nancy ( i had a super fantastic enjoyable meet with them both) and who ever else is working alongside them..

By referencing them they get the undeserved publicity they crave for and at the same time lessens the working credibility of this stunning lady who the review was firstly based on..

I don't know and don't want to know the ins and outs of what went on and speculations and analysis but when ever this lady gets a positive, references to a few other women automatically seem to get linked to her that just dampens this hot honeys credibility..

Myself and many others are just interested only in the hot honey look and gfe service departments of the meet and don't have any other interest about the woman other than the meet itself..

Remember when one is with this hot honey in the room HE IS NOT IN THE ROOM WITH MEGAN OR NANCY AND WHO EVER ELSE..

Going by their experience, they appear to not have had a super fantastic experience with you though.

Think you should take breadmans advice and out a cork in it.

[king tarzan]

Proof reading will do you good.
Punting phone will do you good.
Shutting up right now after you been bitch slapped will do you good.

They hate this forum
They hate everything about this forum
Biting the cock that fed her or them..
Because I have a high number of reviews and my reviews for example angelica ginger near 3500 hits makes me target for her forum disdain..
Malicious nonsense..
If anyone else who has high number of reviews on here visited her or both of them would be ridiculed too...
I don't feel humiliated at all..
Just her or there bullshit nonsense..


Anyway now to the honey the review was based on

The sexy Ana

Can't wait to see her yummy yum yum yaba daba doo! !!
Then a nice lamb curry and 2 garlic maan and coca cola and pint with ghulab jaman and ice strawberry ice cream
And watch mike tyson julio cesar chavez highlights and then bed..
A nice day all round!!

[Brazilian Martian]

They hate this forum
They hate everything about this forum
Biting the cock that fed her or them..
Because I have a high number of reviews and my reviews for example angelica ginger near 3500 hits makes me target for her forum disdain..
Malicious nonsense..
If anyone else who has high number of reviews on here visited her or both of them would be ridiculed too...
I don't feel humiliated at all..
Just her or there bullshit nonsense..


Anyway now to the honey the review was based on

The sexy Ana

Can't wait to see her yummy yum yum yaba daba doo! !!
Then a nice lamb curry and 2 garlic maan and coca cola and pint with ghulab jaman and ice strawberry ice cream
And watch mike tyson julio cesar chavez highlights and then bed..
A nice day all round!!

 

[Belgarion]

They hate this forum
They hate everything about this forum
Biting the cock that fed her or them..
Because I have a high number of reviews and my reviews for example angelica ginger near 3500 hits makes me target for her forum disdain..
Malicious nonsense..
If anyone else who has high number of reviews on here visited her or both of them would be ridiculed too...
I don't feel humiliated at all..
Just her or there bullshit nonsense..


Anyway now to the honey the review was based on

The sexy Ana

Can't wait to see her yummy yum yum yaba daba doo! !!
Then a nice lamb curry and 2 garlic maan and coca cola and pint with ghulab jaman and ice strawberry ice cream
And watch mike tyson julio cesar chavez highlights and then bed..
A nice day all round!!

Many punters on here have seen them and written reviews on them but only you got a review.

You must have been really special 

[unus669]

Many punters on here have seen them and written reviews on them but only you got a review.

You must have been really special 

Wish he would stop 



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