Before I commence, this is a TS review so back off now if this is not your cup of tea.External Link/Members OnlyThe Arrangement:So here goes, it’s been a while since I’ve posted on here, apart from a long work related trip that set me off to SE Asia, I’ve done the occasional punt in good old little Germany here and there. Nothing new to report on that side of things, just the usual 15 minute shite with the rommies. however when I saw this add a week back on vivastreet, I couldn’t resist, as it’s been a long time since I’ve had myself a ladyboy. For the price and looks, this was the closest thing I’ll get in Bradford so here goes.
I rang up little miss Jessy as he/she calls her/himself and agreed for a 1 hour meet. Seen as this was something special, I delved away from my usual 15 minute ones. Jesy also has a friend but I wasn’t up for a three way with two TS’s for sure. Anyways, 1 hour 100 quid confirmed, not bad for a TS. Agreed to meet her the same evening.
Price and location: 1 hour, 100 quid. Romanian central (little Germany)
The Meet: I arrived outiside her place, the usual set up in little and Germany and popped her a call, she answered straight away and guided me in. I have to say I was really nervous, I’ve fallen victim to the rommie bait and switch before as well as their shitty behaviour and this being a rommie dude, I didn’t know what to expect. After all, a Thai ladyboy is a girl with a cock, not a dude with a wig on. Alas when the door was opened, I was relieved, jessy is exactly how she looks in the pics on her ad, nice and tall, very very skinny, nice perky breasts and elegant long blonde hair. Her facial structure is obviously quite manly but what do you expect, I doubt Romanians have access to the same surgeons the Thai lady boys do. I handed over the cash and time to start the fun...or in hindsight, this is where it went downhill.
Jessy strips herself and immediately I am sickened by the sheer size of her pubes, I have to admit, I’ve had experiences with Thai ladyboys who’ve had a fair bit of hair down there but this women put them to shame. Although it did put me off massively, I didn’t let it ruin the meeting. She started off with giving me some oral but my god it felt like my little general was going through a chain saw. I’ve had girls use teeth before but Jessy might aswell have chewed the little bugger off. After telling her nicely to watch her teeth, she jolts up angrily and mutters something in Romanian jibberish and then gets back to chewing my little fella off. I tell her again and this time she just gets up and says “okay u fack me then”. It’s at this point, I am thinking fuck her with what, I wasn’t half hard. So I asked for some rimming which she refused outright even though she agreed on the phone. So I then tell her to lay on her back whilst I do some oral of my own. I’ve done this in Thailand before and have been complimented on it, so I thought let me try again seen as I wasn’t gonna fuck anything anytime soon. As I go down to give some oral, the sheer smell of either her shaft or that massive bush above it makes me gag and so I just sit back up, this pisses her off even more as she tells me off for wasting time and playing about. I proceed to tell her that the smell is off putting which just gets her even more annoyed so she leaves me with an ultimatum of either fucking her or leaving. At this point there’s still 40 minutes left and I haven’t got my moneys worth so I just give myself a Handjob, wake the little general up and strap myself to go to work. Jessy goes into doggy and as her nice ass cheeks stretch, I’m met with an anus that looks like it’s been through Hiroshima. She clearly hasn’t put any effort in to clean it, nor has she shaven around it. There seems to be as much hair around that hole as there is above her shaft. And the stench is as bad as that aswell, at this point I just give up. She offers to have me on bottom as she drills me away, how very nice of her but I just turn the offer down as my mood was killed. I put my clothes back on and call it a day. I dare ask for money back, last thing I wanna do is get beaten up by a Romanian guy with a wig on.
The verdict: So as you can see this is a straight red, apart from the looks, Jessy has a serious attitude problem aswell as a hygeine problem, it honestly feels like she’s purposely not cleaned her self up to avoid giving out sexual services, maybe this is a new loop hole discovered by the rommies...
