a client posted this thread which is COMPLETLY UNTRUE AND FABRICATED.
It’s wonderful that you have decided to join the forum Lucy – but not for the reasons you are probably thinking. I’m going to include the relevant parts of our SMS chat from today. I have removed any personal info and am only including the parts that are pertinent and relevant – to establish a chain of events.
Let’s start from this morning.
11:21: SMS from Lucy saying hi its Lucy and that as Dee is having problems with her phone could I please call this number when I arrive.
.. Making me think ‘what the fuck are you doing sending me an unsolicited SMS more than 2 hours before the scheduled booking?’ I was tempted to cancel there and then, but I’d seen Dee before and was looking forward to a repeat session. Fluff auto-pilot mode switched on:
11:32:
Morning Lucy. Will do.
Then I had breakfast and made my way to E1.
13:43: Hey guys, arrived a bit early and waiting in the lobby. Please send me your room number when you’re ready. Thanks …
As there was no response to the above, I waited until just before 2pm – which I had entered into my phone calendar as the booking time – and then telephoned Lucy. There was no answer but Lucy quickly called back and said: “We just got back and are having lunch.” No hint of annoyance that I was early - and no mention of it either.
I waited a further ten minutes and then left, thinking no more of it.
When I emerged from the tube at Sloane Square 30 mins later, there were two further messages from Lucy – the first with the room number and the second asking me to get in touch if I still wanted to visit. As I was back in Central London of course I had no intention of visiting.
Over lunch I was seriously pissed off that today had gone so badly, but I was thinking there was no way it was Dee’s fault as I had met her just 2 weeks earlier and she had suggested Lucy to me. Hence the Neutral Review and not (as I saw it then) a Negative. Shit happens … we learn and move on.
I thought that was it.
Until 16:30...
I’m sitting in a local café with my wife having just picked up my children from their school club. The phone rings … it’s Lucy.
W T F are you calling me for?5 minutes after that I get an SMS – from Lucy. Yes, a phone call and an SMS from a WG to my phone out of the blue. Great …
When I was finally alone an hour later, I read Lucy’s SMS:
Hi, it’s Lucy. Your booking today was at 2:30 and we were having lunch …. There were cross wires somewhere along I’m not sure where … If u want to visit in future maybe contact us and we can come to some sort of agreement … You may also want to double check what you booked for today not laying the blame at anyones door x’.
My precise SMS, word for word, sent less than 1 minute after reading Lucy’s message:
One of those days Lucy. I’m sorry it didn’t work out as it’s in my diary for 2pm. Please pass on my apologies to Dee – was really looking forward to seeing her again today …
Lucy replied:
Dee isn’t very happy … she has proof of the AW confirmation that the booking was in fact 2:30 but hey what can we do now … have a good evening and hopefully we all meet one day.
Mortified that I appeared to have been the fuckster, I wrote back:
Wish I could speak, but I’m not alone. Please tell Dee to keep that confirmation. Next time I will pay double if I was wrong. Dee is such a kind woman that I hate to think I have upset her!
So, Dee had checked her Adultwork and I had booked for 14:30. Wow, nice fuckup by me. I had not only let two willing WGs down that I had waited more than a week to see, I had also been critical of their service standards – when I was the one who made the error. Oh well, it would only cost me double next time. That was fair if I had been the one who was wrong.
Not for a moment did I doubt Dee or Lucy but as I wasn’t alone I couldn’t confirm anything at that point so just carried on with the day as Lucy seemed fine with my offer and I was the one who had lost out.
Then I started to get REALLY fucking annoyed.
Unsolicited text messages started arriving from Dee – at 19:01, 19:09, 19:13, 19:17 and 19:24.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SENDING ME MESSAGES WHEN I’M WITH MY FAMILY?In my hastily-typed replies I suggested two things to Dee:
19:11: Here is an idea: do you girls want me to come back to E1 tonight? (to pay for my missed booking)
Another angry message from Dee followed. I replied:
19:16: When I actually get home and check my AW it will be easy to see. Please relax…
So that’s the full story – no fabrication or lies. I fucked up my timings and had spoken with Lucy to apologise if I had been wrong. I even offered to trek all the way back to E1 and pay the cash for the time I hadn’t in the event actually used. Because I was wrong.
But I’m now really fucking angry about so much unsolicited communication during the course of the day. A ridiculous amount in fact.
So much so that if I were sitting here now, I would have written a completely different review:
A GIANT FUCKING NEGATIVE FOR CONTACTING ME MULTIPLE TIMES OUTSIDE THE ALLOTED BOOKING TIME AND ALMOST GETTING ME INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE WITH MY FAMILYSo, way to go girls.
You had a loyal customer who was dreadfully sorry – who had apologised and confirmed he would check his Adultwork and gladly pay you for any time lost. A customer who had been in frequent communication with you during the day –
after the fuckup.
That being the case Lucy / Dee, why the fuck could you not wait until I got home to check my shit and set the record straight – as our SMS comms had agreed?
You have my apology here in writing for my error – as you had it by SMS several times today.
Which just leaves the small issue of a fuckload of indiscreet, unsolicited phone calls and SMSs …
care to comment on that Lucy?