Donald Trump dies. In short order, he finds himself face to face with Satan.Satan explains that Hell is, actually, full, so they're operating a "one on, one out" system. He says he'll show Trump three other miscreants, and Trump must pick one to replace, and that person is free to rise up to Heaven.
Satan opens a door. There's Richard Nixon, swimming on a boundless pool. ""Hmm" think Donald "I'm not a good swimmer, i might skip this one"
Satan opens the next door. There's Tony Blair chopping trees down with a tiny axe. As fast as he fells one another fully grown tree pops up. Trump thinks to himself :I've got that weak shoulder. I might swerve this one too".
Satan opens the third door. Theres Bill Clinton shackled naked and spreadeagled to a bed, with Monica Lewinski giving him a blow job
"No question!" Says Trump, "I'll take this one "
"OK," says Satan "Monica- - you're free!"