Where to start with this puta. This has been by far the worst encounter I have had with a human being let alone an escort. She goes by several names, no doubt in order to escape the rising number of negative reviews in her name, such as Katie, Julie although I think her real name is Suzy judging by her Instagram account.
I spoke to whom I thought was this whore, but it turned out it was her receptionist. Her receptionist speaks decent English, whereas the puta just uses Portuguese words which sound similar and it's up to decipher what she's trying to say. So I called her at 1pm and scheduled a meet for 2pm for 30 mins (£100). I arrived at the agreed place at the Chelsea Cloisters Hotel in South Kensington. I call her so I can get the room number and she says that she needs to shower, and prepare herself (first warning sign) what exactly have you been doing for the past 45 mins?
15 mins later I get the room number, 805 and I make my way. This woman opens the door and immediately starts grabbing my dick and flirting with me, good start I'm thinking. She only allows a quick peck on the cheeks which I was cool with. She immediately throws herself on the bed and says she wants to get fucked. I get myself ready but she says money first. I almost forgot so I pull out my wallet and the £100. She then asks whether I have £2,000 for her?? I'm thinking wtf? So I say no only £100 for 30 mins. She then starts to complain about how I'm broke and she needs more money. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Her personality switch really surprised me. She then surprised me again when she wanted to give me head. For now I'm just going with the flow but then her blowjob, rimming, and even fucking started to become lacklustre.
I failed to mention that when she threw herself on the bed when I first walked in she said she wants anal. When I suggested it she said I was quite big and she couldn't take my full length. Hold on your profile claims that you "love anal" and you can "take any size". When I tell her this she starts blabbering in her broken English saying stuff like you're the worst "clientelé" I've had and you're my slave boy. This just turned me off completely. I thought let me get my 30 mins and get out of here. I figured she was talking and complaining just to waste time. Then what ticked me off was when she said hurry up and cum I have another customer. Bitch I just gave you £100 and I've only been here for 15-20 mins! She starts arguing again wanting to call her receptionist and she starts talking in Portuguese so I have no clue what they're saying. Then she starts telling me what a big star she is and she's too big for me. At that point I'd had enough and I said to her give me part of my money back and I'm out of here. She refused I demanded that she return £20 back to which she starts to scream at the top of her lungs in Portuguese saying God knows what. She then threatens to call her boyfriend, like I give a fuck and told her call him then she says she's going to call the police.
Gentlemen, this puta is the biggest fraudster out there. STAY AWAY. She deliberately wastes people's time, claims things on her profile she cannot do and is a scam artist. I've wasted £100 on this worthless bitch. The fact that she mentioned that she wanted £2,000, that I was broke for giving her £100 for 30 mins, I should've seen the warning signs from the guys on here who had already reviewed her as negative. As Azucar D Artagnan who's reviewed her twice said, she has no consideration for others. The fact that she also said do you know who I am as if being some famous whore from Brazil means shit? If anyone can make a fake booking for me as well just for payback it would be hugely appreciated. Avoid, avoid, avoid!
I've lost all hope in prossies and in particular the Brazilian ones. They're probably worse than the Hungarians now in terms of reputation.
As to these guys who have reviewed her positively I'm not sure who they are or what they had to gain. They're either frauds or had the luckiest day of their life catching her in a good mood.
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