Meeting the wife directly after sex party?

[Thephoenix]

Slightly different one for me. My wife is dropping me at the station this morning so I can catch a train to London for a duo. If only she knew she was aiding and abetting my punting

No Need to worry chum.

She's phoned me to meet her at the station.

Just make sure you don't come home early.

[monkmarvey]

No Need to worry chum.

She's phoned me to meet her at the station.

Just make sure you don't come home early.

Good man. Someone needs to defrost that fridge..😉

[Marmalade]

You could always go for it like it says in the Tesco’s ad:

“Taste the difference!”

Only works if you omit to wash your doo-dah after the sex party races.

[stevesucks69]

You could always go for it like it says in the Tesco’s ad:

“Taste the difference!”

Only works if you omit to wash your doo-dah after the sex party races.

Just in case he did and quoted it he'd probably get caught on that too as its  Sainsbury's lol. Perhaps as its after a sex party he' be better sticking to "every little helps" as he may not be able to rise to the challenge  again 

[Mikeallen]

So speaking as the OP, and after much deliberation and consideration, including taking on-board the comments from my fellow perverts, I decided not to go through with my plans.

I’m such a goody two shoes. 

[Blackpool Rock]

So speaking as the OP, and after much deliberation and consideration, including taking on-board the comments from my fellow perverts, I decided not to go through with my plans.

I’m such a goody two shoes. 

Chicken shit 

[PumpDump]

Chicken shit 

Yeah, grow a pair mate!

[thefoxman]

Have a drink of beer afterwards, and make sure you spill a bit on your face & lips.
She will smell the alcohol and assume you're being happy or evasive because of the drink !