£900?

[Boy]

 

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[softlad]

As usual for this part, what went on between us in private will stay private,

Say no more.......

[AnthG]

Services!!!! terrible word.. I can only say, Emily didn't disappoint in anyway. If you actually READ Emily's profile you will know just how far she is prepared to go to satisfy you.. so READ it and judge for yourself.

It sounds like the FR was written by herself.

Why would a guy who has just saw her caps lock shout saying to READ her profile?

*Edit* Plus is the 'guy' insane, her prepared to go list is pretty sparse

Cross Dressing
Dinner Dates
Face Sitting
FFM 3Somes
Foot Worship
Hand Relief
Lapdancing
Massage
Oral
Penetration (Protected)
Receiving Oral
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Travel Companion

[mattylondon]

Say no more.......

What's the motive behind such a stupid comment as that reviewer made?! I liked this one...

Services!!!! terrible word  

Sounds exactly like the sort of thing a great many of those fluffies would say on prossienet. The type that would like to pretend that they're not paying a woman to have sex! The man is clearly in denial!  I mean, you don't have to be crude in a review, but for goodness sake, the girl is sucking your cock and fucking for payment. Exactly how offended is she going to be by a just providing a meaningful review? 

I won't comment on why anybody is so fucking stupid as to spend £900 on any prossie, which is another matter. That said, £900 will be peanuts to some people.

[Boy]

As Matty pointed out, the review seemed to be written to portray the encounter as a purely classy Romantic, sophisticated and Gentlemanly meet, by ommiting the deed. Granted, he does go into a lot of details about looks but then it turns into a novel about the waiter and his impatience about ordering LOL. Is any of this relevant to someone looking for details of the woman they're considering meeting?

It seems like a damn expensive way to spend a few hours chatting to a woman over dinner. Someone who can afford to spend £900 for that kind of situation is someone who doesn''t live in the same kind of world I do. It's not Stephen Hester by any chance, is it?

[mattylondon]

As Matty pointed out, the review seemed to be written to portray the encounter as a purely classy Romantic, sophisticated and Gentlemanly meet, by ommiting the deed. Granted, he does go into a lot of details about looks but then it turns into a novel about the waiter and his impatience about ordering LOL. Is any of this relevant to someone looking for details of the woman they're considering meeting?

It seems like a damn expensive way to spend a few hours chatting to a woman over dinner. Someone who can afford to spend £900 for that kind of situation is someone who doesn''t live in the same kind of world I do. It's not Stephen Hester by any chance, is it?

It's quite frankly a scandalous way to spend £900 but I'm sure the guy would argue she was worth every penny?!  I can't imagine anybody who's single would be so stupid, so he must be a married chap sneaking about who cannot just pop over to Prague or further afield?  I do genuinely think that some of these guys pay that sort of money for the company, rather than the sex. He probably wants her to have to put up with listening to him tell her his sob story about his horrible wife, etc!    If it's just for sex and you have that sort of money splashing about, then book a prossie for a couple of hours in the evening and then another one in the morning.  Why waste that sort of money when that's going to include a lot of 'sleeping time' too? Paying a woman to sleep? wtf?! And why just waste it on one? Where's the flavour in that?!  I really don't understand the logic of some men paying those sort of rates for an overnight. I never did, when I did them?

[King Nuts]

A profile of utter, utter bollocks. For all her 'upmarket' drivel, she can't even spell 'definite'. Lengthy explanations of what she doesn't like, doesn't do, and doesn't want. The entire thing must have taken hours to write, and you can imagine her re-reading it smugly, and clicking on 'finish' with a flourish. 'That'll tell 'em!'.

'Touch me on the outside of what I'm wearing. Topless add 20 quid'. Yeah, real class.

[Matium]

Predictably he used the line:

"Treat her with the respect that she deserves"

Fucking fluffy.

This is what we think of that:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=549.0

[mattylondon]

Predictably he used the line:

"Treat her with the respect that she deserves"

Fucking fluffy.

This is what we think of that:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=549.0

I went through the ordeal of reading his FR and was very wound up by the end of it!! 

[Boy]

You will notice I am slightly more expensive than alot of other girls......

but as with all the finer things in life you definately get what you pay for .

I did a stint in a cheese factory once and saw how the same gigantic hunk of cheese at the end of the machine was the exact same batch of cheese that after being sliced into smaller blocks by the machine, went inside different wrappers with a huge gulf between the prices at the end of it all, based on the wrappers and company it heading to. One would be 'Value', and a few hundred would be banged out before the roll was changed to the wrappers for another company whos wrappers had a fancy design of countryside scenes with the expected lingo about rural idylls, up to £2 extra charged for the same bloody cheese. This sort of thing goes on more than people realise. You can't fool me, Emily 

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[mattylondon]

This sort of thing goes on more than people realise. You can't fool me, Emily 

A very good analogy and very true. And besides, 'value' is only what some person, in this case that fool, is prepared to put on it. It's totally up to him to pay what an earth he likes, but that won't stop some of us taking the piss out of those who do!  On that money, I could get a flight to Prague for the weekend, check myself into a decent hotel and still have enough to punt at least 3 - 4 stunning prossies?! And he spends that on one? To each their own, I guess. 

[gari54]

Xfactor ChloeMafia charges £1000 ph or a bargain £10k for overnight!

[Mancspunter]

It does amuse me when a prossie calls herself "high class" or a "courtesan" and tries to pass themselves off as being the better hooker because they charge more, it does not matter if they charge £50 per hour or £300 pounds per hour, they are still performing sex acts for money and it most certainly makes no difference at all to the quality of said sex act, I don't think its always down to greed either, a lot of it is down to psychology in my opinion, maybe they think they are above so called "dirty whores" just because they charge more.................. sorry luv' it doesn't work that way.

[NIK]

Reminds me of 'Cornishman' who used to write 'romantic' shite on Northern Angels site.

Fucking bollocks of the highest order. 

The twat either wants to get real, ie. stop lying, or come into the real world and recognise it isn't a fucking love affair. 

[NIK]

Furthemore it looks like she actually does fuck all in her profile.

Another up her own arse 'courtesan' who wants money for nothing! 

[mattylondon]

It does amuse me when a prossie calls herself "high class" or a "courtesan" and tries to pass themselves off as being the better hooker because they charge more, it does not matter if they charge £50 per hour or £300 pounds per hour, they are still performing sex acts for money and it most certainly makes no difference at all to the quality of said sex act, I don't think its always down to greed either, a lot of it is down to psychology in my opinion, maybe they think they are above so called "dirty whores" just because they charge more.................. sorry luv' it doesn't work that way.

It is what it is. Sex for money. Prostitute and punter. I believe that for some of those girl's, who can charge higher rates, there's an element of denial going on. To be wined, dined and/or taken to the theatre regularly as part of a booking may indeed make those girls believe they are 'a cut above' other girls who charge a lot less and don't experience that. But the simple truth is that there's nothing 'high class' about either paying for sex or offering sex for cash!

I also believe that some of those men who spend vast sums of money on prossies are also in denial and attempt to camoflage their own 'guilt' by throwing their money around, in order to impress, attempt to gain the girl's favour and prove that they're not like all those other horrible seedy men, they're different! Taking a girl to an exspensive restaurant, hotel or wherever fools them into believe it's something other than it is. The cold hard facts are that the same girl wouldn't give them the time of day in real life, were it not for their chequebook! You see how quickly any prossies interest wanes when the cash stops flowing, despite those who pretend they really 'care' about their punters. And I'm not saying they should, by the way! I get the impression from some of those fluffy field reports that they really do believe the girl cares and may actually fall in love with them, or something?! They really need to get a grip of themselves, wake up and smell the coffee!. It's one of those areas where I don't blame the girl at all. What is it they say, a fool and their money are easily parted. 

[Mancspunter]

Exactly 

[jackdaw]

Its a profession. And I (for one) believe some practitioners are actually worth paying considerably more than others.... for a number of reasons. (e.g. Extreme good looks, range of services, and a pronounced ability to be able to "read" a wide range of clients, and provide what specific client wants.)

But.... (again in my experience, others may well disagree).... the WG's who really do merit higher than normal fees.... don't seem to market themselves as high class, "courtesans", or companions. They seem too comfortable in their own profession to worry about that twaddle.

At end of day, its like any other job. Improving accountancy skills doesn't make you "high class".... it makes you a better accountant. Similarly improving your WG skills doesn't make you "high class", it makes you a better WG.

[mattylondon]

Its a profession. And I (for one) believe some practitioners are actually worth paying considerably more than others.... for a number of reasons. (e.g. Extreme good looks, range of services, and a pronounced ability to be able to "read" a wide range of clients, and provide what specific client wants.)

But.... (again in my experience, others may well disagree).... the WG's who really do merit higher than normal fees.... don't seem to market themselves as high class, "courtesans", or companions. They seem too comfortable in their own profession to worry about that twaddle.

At end of day, its like any other job. Improving accountancy skills doesn't make you "high class".... it makes you a better accountant. Similarly improving your WG skills doesn't make you "high class", it makes you a better WG.

It's the punter's hard earned cash (well in most cases!) and it's his right to pay absolutely whatever he likes. We probably wouldn't agree on what sort of rates we think a prossie is worth to punt, but would agree about the nonsense of these silly little marketing ploys, such as "high class", "courtesans" or "companions". To be honest, I laugh at the term "escort", even though that's generally accepted as a denial term from the woman for prostitute, which is the reality. And used by punters too, in order not to offend or in denial too. I laugh because 95% of them don't escort anybody?! Higher rates are never indicative of a higher quality of service, in my opinion, although higher rates are bound to apply to, how shall we say, more 'specialised' services!  I think that's to be expected and wouldn't argue with that principle. For vanilla type services, they'd have to be absolutely stunning and even then, I never paid more than £150 and wouldn't do so again. I just don't think any woman is worth £150 an hour to fuck, sorry? I have the means to pay it, but wouldn't out of principle. 

[jackdaw]

Matty. About 150 quid for 1 hour, would probably be around my own max these days. (Though in my case, because I do quite like some services that others would regard as "padding out time", I'd probably be looking for two hours at around 250 quid.) But agree with your point, that different guys will each max out at a different rate for all sorts of reasons.

In my own case, I've found it similar to wine. I used to drink a lot of the stuff, and found that for me spending more per bottle made sense up to about 15 quid a bottle. But above that? In my personal experience, above 15 quid it was not about paying for better wine.... it seemed all about other things like scarcity, niche marketing, and a hefty dose of "snob appeal".
Jack

[Boy]

....I believe that for some of those girl's, who can charge higher rates, there's an element of denial going on. To be wined, dined and/or taken to the theatre regularly as part of a booking may indeed make those girls believe they are 'a cut above' other girls who charge a lot less and don't experience that.

Very possible. I hadn't factored that in before, that the woman may be attempting to convince 'her self' that is't not what it plainly is.

[mattylondon]

Matty. About 150 quid for 1 hour, would probably be around my own max these days. (Though in my case, because I do quite like some services that others would regard as "padding out time", I'd probably be looking for two hours at around 250 quid.) But agree with your point, that different guys will each max out at a different rate for all sorts of reasons.

In my own case, I've found it similar to wine. I used to drink a lot of the stuff, and found that for me spending more per bottle made sense up to about 15 quid a bottle. But above that? In my personal experience, above 15 quid it was not about paying for better wine.... it seemed all about other things like scarcity, niche marketing, and a hefty dose of "snob appeal".
Jack

There's one common theme I'm noticing quite a lot from punters on UKP, which mirrors my own experience. It appears that a lot of punters are no longer willing to pay 'over the odds' anymore and many would now agree £150 is the absolute maximum. Mind you, quite a few would not even pay that, including myself. I take you point on other services you like though.

What would one put this down to because I'm sure that many could afford to, but are no longer willing to? Is this down to the increasing numbers of prossies that are available to punt at lower prices or a willingness to be more prudent? I personally think that if it wasn't for the increase in immigration, including sex workers, the standard rate would be at least £150 for an hour, if not a lot more. An area where increased immigration has kept down the costs, perhaps?! 

[Matium]

What would one put this down to because I'm sure that many could afford to, but are no longer willing to? Is this down to the increasing numbers of prossies that are available to punt at lower prices or a willingness to be more prudent? I personally think that if it wasn't for the increase in immigration, including sex workers, the standard rate would be at least £150 for an hour, if not a lot more. An area where increased immigration has kept down the costs, perhaps?! 

I think it's also due to a loss of naivety, when guys first become punters, they tend to value WGs like everything else by price, ie, a £500 TV is going to be better quality than a £100 TV, a £100,000 Bentley is going to be better value than a £10,000 Volkswagen, so they see ads about "exclusive", "elite" and "high class" courtesans and think that the same value system will apply.

Firstly, it's only by experience that guys learn that women cannot be judged like merchandise, even a £1,000 an hour courtesan might be in a foul mood because she had a fight with her mother on the phone 5 minutes before you arrived or she might have hurt her big toe in the morning or any of a thousand different things may have happened to ensure that her service is less than satisfactory.

Secondly, there is the sense of emptiness that follows a punt, a guy may well spend a £1,000 on an overnight in order to alleviate his loneliness, only to find that the hours he spends with the WG pass quickly and the following night he is as lonely and as miserable as ever - the only difference being that now he is a £1,000 poorer.

Thirdly, guys quickly learn that all women have the same "equipment", after all, a £1,000 an hour WG doesn't have a third boob to offer, does she?, and that all women can achieve the same positions; there's absolutely no point paying a £1,000 WG for a KSE (Kama Sutra Experience) when a £100 WG can do exactly the same things at one tenth of the cost.

Fourthly, there's the bitter realisation that the WG, who had been so warm and lovely dovey with you, only behaved that way because of the money in your wallet and that without that money, she would cut you dead.

Knowing that they mean absolutely nothing to the WG is a bitter realisation to many men.

It's for a combination of all the above that guys react by treating sex with a WG as purely a transactional process.

[mattylondon]

Excellent post and very well put. In terms of my own experience, points 1 & 3 probably apply to me. I've never been under any allusions about point 4 and don't care what they really think. It's enough for me that we're both friendly with each other and that she delivers a good quality, vfm service. I've never sought any prossies approval, even if I do 'get on' well with a few, to the extent of having discounts, extra time and the rest. But that's the case with any reg, to a greater or lesser degree of discount. I think your 'point 2' is also well put and I agree that in the cold light of day, some may regret spending so much. I imagine it's the same feeling as taking a drug, experiencing the high and then the inevitable low! Which can mean that some guys get suckered in to experience the 'high' again! Others soon come to their senses and go through a period of cold turkey, cheaper punts perhaps?!

And what about your own experience with those points?

[Matium]

Excellent post and very well put.

Thanks,

[Matium]

And what about your own experience with those points?

I've experienced all four points.

[mattylondon]

I've experienced all four points.

Oh no?!  What's the most you've actually spent on an overnight then? Be honest now... 

[Matium]

£2,500 but that was in Monte Carlo with another guy and four Russian girls and he paid the other £2,500. Also happened to be my very first punt.

[softlad]

£2,500 but that was in Monte Carlo with another guy and four Russian girls and he paid the other £2,500.

Sounds interesting, tell us more. 

[mattylondon]

£2,500 but that was in Monte Carlo with another guy and four Russian girls and he paid the other £2,500. Also happened to be my very first punt.

Fucking hell!!  Now you're duty bound to spill the beans on this one Matium!! I'm intrigued! That's a hell of a lot of cash!! I know some Russian girls are stunning, but what did you get for that?!

[Matium]

I was young, well 20 years younger, we had been working incredibly hard in Monte Carlo to finalise a deal as the client would only sign face to face and we did it, we won the contract. When you've worked so hard that you've never even left the office where you've been living, working and eating and quite literally, you've never even felt fresh air, you'll know the feeling.

The guy I was working with was an American, I had got to know him very well working together and he told me that all he wanted was to party. I, too, wanted to relax and unwind and we went down to Jimmy's, a bar in Monte Carlo, he had been there before whereas it was my first time. He seemed to know the staff very well and soon he was chatting to a very striking, gorgeous blonde, she was with another girl and he called me over.

The other girl was also very pretty. They were both Russians and spoke fluent French. More and more champagne seemed to arrive and soon all of us were getting progressively drunker. The girl was very friendly, she would run her fingers over my hand, flick her hair across her face, giggle. look at me intently and then she kissed me. As for the American, he was already snogging the girl he was with.

I honestly thought I had pulled a gorgeous and attractive girl.

Anyway, the American managed to pull himself away from his girl's mouth and announced that we'd all be going back to his suite. His girl giggled and said that she'd get more of her friends to come.

We got back to his suite, the music played, the drinks flowed, the dancing commenced and two more Russian girls arrived. It's all a haze of arms, legs and boobs after that. If you've been with a girl after you've been drunk, you'll know exactly what I mean.

In the morning, I woke up, the girls were gone and the American was preparing a chaser.

I was on a high, which quickly turned into a low, when he told me he'd given the girls £5,000 and asked me for half.

I really and honestly thought they were girls, it had never occurred to me they were prostitutes.

Anyway, I gave him half and left with a deflated ego.

[mattylondon]

In the morning, I woke up, the girls were gone and the American was preparing a chaser.

I was on a high, which quickly turned into a low, when he told me he'd given the girls £5,000 and asked me for half.

I really and honestly thought they were girls, it had never occurred to me they were prostitutes.

Anyway, I gave him half and left with a deflated ego.

Oh shit!!  Well, that's definitely point number two of yours! That American fucking stitched you up good and proper! I'd have bloody well thrown him off the balcony or at least chased him into the harbour! Never trust the Russians eh?! So those girls effectively earned £1200 a pop? Please tell me that you at least fucked a couple of them, drunk or not?! And as you've said before... see how much they care when the money runs out!! 

[Boy]

It's all a haze of arms, legs and boobs after that.

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[Lurtz]

It's quite frankly a scandalous way to spend £900 but I'm sure the guy would argue she was worth every penny?!  I can't imagine anybody who's single would be so stupid, so he must be a married chap sneaking about who cannot just pop over to Prague or further afield?  I do genuinely think that some of these guys pay that sort of money for the company, rather than the sex. He probably wants her to have to put up with listening to him tell her his sob story about his horrible wife, etc!    If it's just for sex and you have that sort of money splashing about, then book a prossie for a couple of hours in the evening and then another one in the morning.  Why waste that sort of money when that's going to include a lot of 'sleeping time' too? Paying a woman to sleep? wtf?! And why just waste it on one? Where's the flavour in that?!  I really don't understand the logic of some men paying those sort of rates for an overnight. I never did, when I did them?

If my maths is correct, and the average length of a woman's snore is four seconds, it will cost you 10 pence to watch each snore.

[mattylondon]

If my maths is correct, and the average length of a woman's snore is four seconds, it will cost you 10 pence to watch each snore.

Sounds like somebody was literally counting their money on a certain overnight experience there Lurtz!! 

[Lurtz]

Sounds like somebody was literally counting their money on a certain overnight experience there Lurtz!! 

I can't see the attraction of overnights. I can understand the wine & dine experience, but not an overnighter. Imagine if she talks in her sleep: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" Grunt, wheeze, snore. 

[mattylondon]

I can't see the attraction of overnights. I can understand the wine & dine experience, but not an overnighter. Imagine if she talks in her sleep: "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" Grunt, wheeze, snore. 

I agree with you regarding the overnights. No way am I going to pay somebody to literally sleep with me! Mind you, I've done overnights in the UK 5 times (Thailand is a totally different kettle of fish!), never paid anywhere near their published price and fucked them the whole night, which they were up for too! I always did the overnights on a Friday, knowing that I could catch up on sleep the next day. 

[Lurtz]

I agree with you regarding the overnights. No way am I going to pay somebody to literally sleep with me! Mind you, I've done overnights in the UK 5 times (Thailand is a totally different kettle of fish!), never paid anywhere near their published price and fucked them the whole night, which they were up for too! I always did the overnights on a Friday, knowing that I could catch up on sleep the next day. 

Respect! I hope you got her to wash your clothes, clean your house and cook you breakfast.

[mattylondon]

Respect! I hope you got her to wash your clothes, clean your house and cook you breakfast.

Isn't that what girlfriends and wifes are for?!  Joking aside, they were all hotel meets, as I've never let a prossie into my home for the purposes of a booking. Far too risky, so no, breakfast was on her a couple of those times, courtesy of the hotel!  And it didn't cost me £2500 either, although unfortunately, I didn't have 4 beautiful Russians to entertain me! Matium still hasn't said if he managed to fuck any of them yet?! 

[rangersburd]

why not just stay up all night if u have a overnight booked

[Lurtz]

Isn't that what girlfriends are for?!  Joking aside, they were all hotel meets, as I've never let a prossie into my home for the purposes of a booking. Far too risky, so no, breakfast was on her a couple of those times, courtesy of the hotel!  And it didn't cost me £2500 either, although unfortunately, I didn't have 4 beautiful Russians to entertain me! Matium still hasn't said if he managed to fuck any of them yet?! 

I like a Danish for breakfast - but only when I'm visiting Copenhagen. 

[mattylondon]

why not just stay up all night if u have a overnight booked

I did. 

[rangersburd]

I did. 

much better than sleeping 

[Matium]

And it didn't cost me £2500 either, although unfortunately, I didn't have 4 beautiful Russians to entertain me! Matium still hasn't said if he managed to fuck any of them yet?! 

I had my two then I passed out.

Don't try fucking when you're drunk - though we've all done it!

 

[mattylondon]

much better than sleeping 

Bloody right! And besides, the girl had a very high sex drive. She'd book a hotel for a couple of days and would take bookings up until 8pm, after which I met up and the fun commenced. 

[mattylondon]

I had two then I passed out.

Don't try fucking when you're drunk - though we've all done it!

 

So, they may well have picked your pockets then?!  And yes, we've all done it. I used to find that sometimes it helped! 

[rangersburd]

Bloody right! And besides, the girl had a very high sex drive. She'd book a hotel for a couple of days and would take bookings up until 8pm, after which I met up and the fun commenced. 

a match then 

[mattylondon]

a match then 

[Matium]

Go on then, Rangerburd,

How strong's your stamina?

How many men can you take on in a night?

 

[mattylondon]

How many men can you take on in a night?

 

Now we're finally getting to the interesting stuff!