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vw

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Did you read what he said? It sounds like its coming from a place of hate or disgust. If we are nasty/unhealthy/lazy/useless women why on earth book us. Let alone have sex with us?

you are the only one calling other escorts tramps, your words, own it.   :bomb:

HalleAstley

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you are the only one calling other escorts tramps, your words, own it.   :bomb:

Anything to defend a fellow punter I see  :drinks:

HalleAstley

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you are the only one calling other escorts tramps, your words, own it.   :bomb:

And of course some wg are tramps - some are indeed homeless  :D

vw

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Anything to defend a fellow punter I see  :drinks:

Its a punting site

Congratulations on the judgemental anti-touting.  Insightful..  :sarcastic:

Out of interest what is your pimps stance on £20 kiss tests? 

James999

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Anything to defend a fellow punter I see 

Wow, you sound so jaded and at such a young age, guess that's what getting hammered by every tom dick and Abdul has done to you  :unknown:

HalleAstley

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Wow, you sound so jaded and at such a young age, guess that's what getting hammered by every tom dick and Abdul has done to you  :unknown:

I'm actually a pretty happy lil lady. Just don't like to be generalized or slated due to my part-time hustle.

HalleAstley

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Its a punting site

Congratulations on the judgemental anti-touting.  Insightful..  :sarcastic:

Out of interest what is your pimps stance on £20 kiss tests?

I think you'll find I pimp sergei  :cool:

James999

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I'm actually a pretty happy lil lady. Just don't like to be generalized

It's a bit like stereotypes, the ones that get offended are the ones it applies to, let me guess, while some girls carry a bottle of Chanel in their bag you prefer to carry a bottle of Listerine as a trophy  :unknown:

I did look at your profile (which is obviously your objective) and wondered why you have labelled some of your images Professional ?

vw

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I think you'll find I pimp sergei  :cool:

so you are a TS  Halle and Sergei?   :unknown:

HalleAstley

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It's a bit like stereotypes, the ones that get offended are the ones it applies to, let me guess, while some girls carry a bottle of Chanel in their bag you prefer to carry a bottle of Listerine as a trophy  :unknown:

I did look at your profile (which is obviously your objective) and wondered why you have labelled some of your images Professional ?

I leave my mouthwash and perfume at home pal. Wouldn't consider any of these things as a trophy either.
Because they were taken by a professional photographer  :crazy:

James999

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Because they were taken by a professional photographer 

That's about as likely as you being a size 8 dress  :lol:

HalleAstley

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Offline Marmalade

Wow. Where do you get your facts from mate?
Never heard of mouth wash? Maybe stop booking tramps and you won't have this outlook.

You picked the wrong forum to slag off punters.  :diablo:

Yes, we know you sometimes use mouthwash — helps to disguise the taste of cum and rubber doesn’t it? Of course, you must be an “upper class prostitute” — only the best brands of mouthwash and wet wipes for you.

Now if you’re just here to tell lies and advertise your presence, we have a standard greeting. The first word begins with “F” and the second one with “O”. Shouldn’t be too hard if you're good at crosswords while stuffing your face with pizza and fried chicken.  :hi:


Dusty phone you want to hang out here?

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Now stop fucking touting ffs.

HalleAstley

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It's your body that needs the work out not your head  :hi:

0 Reviews, no fucks achieved yet? Even after offering to pay them? Says alot about you mate  :sarcastic:
Seems the old right hand will have to suffice for the foreseeable future  :thumbsup:

Offline Marmalade

Funny how some people join and within two months still haven’t got the hang of the forum  :rolleyes:

So tell us, hallybelly, how many female prostitutes have you shagged??  Are YOU going to review them for us???

No, I thought not.

Too stupid even to realise where she is ...

HalleAstley

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You picked the wrong forum to slag off punters.  :diablo:

Yes, we know you sometimes use mouthwash — helps to disguise the taste of cum and rubber doesn’t it? Of course, you must be an “upper class prostitute” — only the best brands of mouthwash and wet wipes for you.

Now if you’re just here to tell lies and advertise your presence, we have a standard greeting. The first word begins with “F” and the second one with “O”. Shouldn’t be too hard if you're good at crosswords while stuffing your face with pizza and fried chicken.  :hi:


Dusty phone you want to hang out here?

Hidden Image/Members Only

Now stop fucking touting ffs.

I'm not advertising at all, taking some time off from work and reading the forums as I usually do. Your response struck me as quite abusive so I responded. Its not a dig at all punters - just you.

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vw

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That was quick. Fat prossie hits the dust.  :hi:

Thankfully, another one anti-touting here.

James999

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Halle posted like a bloke, perhaps there's something in the TS thing mentioned above, or perhaps she's got her Pimp trying to drum up business while she's down the Gym trying to shift that weight  :thumbsdown:

Offline Jeffpike

I suspect that's what most sane pro$$ies would say to you  :music:

Have you ever met one of those? got her profile plz

Offline Punterperson1971

Have you ever met one of those? got her profile plz

Try Uke as I’m not sure they can promote themselves on ukpunting

Offline scutty brown

Its number 3

If they have passed my £20 kiss test, they are honest..
Never had any problems during punt.. owo too has been good too.. ( if they said they did do owo)

It's this simple

After confirmation of services I ask for £20 kiss test

£20 in there hand ( if they agree)
Remainder of money in my hands

If they pass after 3 seconds remainder automatically in there hands
If they fail I get my £20 back and politely leave...

If weeds out the dishonest lying whore and shows up the true legitimate honest working lady...

Works for me....

My £20 test kiss failures I got many back and walked..
Money intact minus petrol money wasted / travel fare and loss of time.
But gladly her lying cheating time got wasted too and she got a big fat FUCK ALL for it!!

So what's the current rate for the kiss test? Has it increased with inflation?

Offline alabama1

Such as "I only see men that can write several sentences without fruit in them"?
« Last Edit: January 15, 2023, 02:40:38 pm by alabama1 »

Offline alabama1

Sorry OP, i am just not getting this £20 kiss test at all. Wouldn't it be more logical to just ask for a kiss before you hand over the fee , then if you are not happy you can just leave ? Or am i missing something  :unknown: (Edit, i didn't realise the thread had been bumped after so long or i wouldn't have replied).
« Last Edit: January 15, 2023, 02:53:25 pm by alabama1 »

Offline Hotdogboy88

So what's the current rate for the kiss test? Has it increased with inflation?

Why you bumped a thread that hasn’t had a post in nearly 5 years??

Offline Kev40ish

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Why you bumped a thread that hasn’t had a post in nearly 5 years??

Obviously to create drama  :unknown: :unknown:

Offline Hotdogboy88

Obviously to create drama  :unknown: :unknown:

Lol. He must be having a quiet Sunday.  :drinks:

Offline king tarzan

Sorry OP, i am just not getting this £20 kiss test at all. Wouldn't it be more logical to just ask for a kiss before you hand over the fee , then if you are not happy you can just leave ? Or am i missing something  :unknown: (Edit, i didn't realise the thread had been bumped after so long or i wouldn't have replied).

It's not that simple...
As some fair point say pay first..
Fine £20 kiss test then

Many have passed
Many have failed..
Saved me lots of money .

I don't like liars or dishonest people, whether they be anyone
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline king tarzan

Obviously to create drama  :unknown: :unknown:

100% and he's not the only one too.. quite a few...
All based on nonsense..
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline whiskeygogo

Has this been bumped based on the recent SAAFE post that I am probably not allowed to link?

Offline Lou2019

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It's not that simple...
As some fair point say pay first..
Fine £20 kiss test then

Many have passed
Many have failed..
Saved me lots of money .

I don't like liars or dishonest people, whether they be anyone

and it’s still vile

Offline king tarzan

and it’s still vile

Then tell your fellow workers to be honest then??

Do you want to refund me the hundreds of pounds I've lost before I invented my £20 kiss test?
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline GingerNuts

Has this been bumped based on the recent SAAFE post

Possibly just a complete coincidence :rolleyes: The moderators and admin are dealing with it so best leave them to it.

that I am probably not allowed to link?

The answer is in the rules you read when you joined the forum. Link at the bottom of every page if this one has slipped your memory.

Offline whiskyfan

Possibly just a complete coincidence :rolleyes: The moderators and admin are dealing with it so best leave them to it.


Time will tell but the way he's strutting round the forum at the moment it looks like the decision may have already been made.

Offline MysteryManNo.7

Time will tell but the way he's strutting round the forum at the moment it looks like the decision may have already been made.

I fear you're correct. Apparently he can do no wrong. God knows what he'd have to do to actually get banned once and for all.

Offline versace

I fear you're correct. Apparently he can do no wrong. God knows what he'd have to do to actually get banned once and for all.

Good movie.

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I sense some bans resulting from this thread with all the criticism of the owner, admin and mods.

Offline Punting2022

There are 2 sides to every story and comment. Maybe someone is out to get him. An ex prossie who didnt like his kiss test.
I would trust a punter over what a prossie says

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There are 2 sides to every story and comment. Maybe someone is out to get him. An ex prossie who didnt like his kiss test.
I would trust a punter over what a prossie says
You post this after my post?  :unknown:

You know absolutely nothing about it.

Offline scutty brown

There are 2 sides to every story and comment. Maybe someone is out to get him. An ex prossie who didnt like his kiss test.
I would trust a punter over what a prossie says

read this review and ensuing thread, then tell us what you think

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141681.0

Offline king tarzan

read this review and ensuing thread, then tell us what you think

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141681.0

Would you of refunded in full my down the drain money had I lost it to con and lies?
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline scutty brown

Would you of refunded in full my down the drain money had I lost it to con and lies?

Snatching the money back out of her hand?  What kind of cheap bully trick is that? Especially given your claimed   power and physicality in this thread you started about roughing things up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=133261.0
Charissa/Rochelle spotted the incongruity there, where you started a thread about roughing up girls, repeatedly boasted how easily you could hurt a girl with your strength and banana, but of course denied you ever would.
As I said at the time, you were protesting too much to be believable

Offline king tarzan

Snatching the money back out of her hand?  What kind of cheap bully trick is that? Especially given your claimed   power and physicality in this thread you started about roughing things up
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=133261.0
Charissa/Rochelle spotted the incongruity there, where you started a thread about roughing up girls, repeatedly boasted how easily you could hurt a girl with your strength and banana, but of course denied you ever would.
As I said at the time, you were protesting too much to be believable

I'm always gentle..

Anyway easy to say when it's not your money lost and white knight
But hurts when it's your own money lost down the drain
« Last Edit: January 15, 2023, 09:45:03 pm by king tarzan »
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline webpunter

Perhaps when it comes to erections it would appear ;)

Not like you are gentle on your misogynistic views

With price inflation on our fave sport isnt it about time you raised the KT KT to a pony ?

I'm always gentle..

Offline webpunter

Incredible
Incredibly stupid
Hasnt even done a review
What does this dribble know about punting FFS ?  :rolleyes:
Joined towards end of 2022 & unless lurking wont have seen any of the [very tedious] histrionics

You post this after my post?  :unknown:

You know absolutely nothing about it.

Offline Punterperson1971

So KT has finally been banned fantastic and good riddance to a nasty bully who abuses woman mentally and physically no doubt,well done to the mods and admin 👏
« Last Edit: January 16, 2023, 07:03:48 am by Punterperson1971 »

Offline dexpunt

So KT has finally been banned fantastic and good riddance to a nasty bully who abuses woman mentally and physically no doubt,well done to the mods and admin 👏

Got to admit he wasn't my favourite on here but I'm surprised for the reason he has been banned. I presume the proof was beyond question and well done to all thos involved in sussing him out.

Offline mr.bluesky

So KT has finally been banned fantastic and good riddance to a nasty bully who abuses woman mentally and physically no doubt,well done to the mods and admin 👏

Have to admit I never read any of his reviews but just going on some of his remarks always thought he was a sandwich short of a picnic.  :wacko:

Offline Hobbit

Have to admit I never read any of his reviews but just going on some of his remarks always thought he was a sandwich short of a picnic.  :wacko:

You weren't missing much. He seemed to have little vocabulary and only use the words Mango most of the time.

I always had my suspicions when it came to his reviews. I find people that write over a hundred reviews in a short span without any varied description, will always bring scepticism and doubt in authenticity.