Weirdest place you've ever cum
Hard shoulder of the M5 northbound. I'd been to the services, had food, used the loo, bought a wanking mag from WHSmith and proceeded northbound on the M5. Car broke down, this was a time before mobile phones. I had to get out of the car and head to the nearest motorway call box on the hard shoulder. Rang for the AA, got back to the car and was feeling frisky, it was night time so I put the interior light on; opened the wanking mag and rubbed one out on the hard shoulder whilst sat in the car. Lorries blasting past and everything.
