'Proactive Massage' or 'Halcyon Massage'

[Karlstreet]

Has anybody been to either of these girls in the North East. Both only seem to have a Facebook page rather than a website or advertising anywhere. Fancying a decent massage from someone who knows what they're doing after the lockdown.  Can anyone recommend either of them?

[daviemac]

Never heard of them. If you want a proper massage why not just go to one of the recognised ones that advertise.  There's loads on Yell.com.

[scutty brown]

Has anybody been to either of these girls in the North East. Both only seem to have a Facebook page rather than a website or advertising anywhere. Fancying a decent massage from someone who knows what they're doing after the lockdown.  Can anyone recommend either of them?

Until you link to the pages you found, no-one is going to even bother looking.
Have you tried googling the phone numbers?

[daviemac]

Until you link to the pages you found, no-one is going to even bother looking.
Have you tried googling the phone numbers?

It depends what sort of facebook pages they are if they can be posted or not. I don't recall either one being mentioned on the 179 page massage thread. 

[scutty brown]

It depends what sort of facebook pages they are if they can be posted or not. I don't recall either one being mentioned on the 179 page massage thread.

 
presumably they are business profiles, not personal ones. If so they should be OK?

[daviemac]

 
presumably they are business profiles, not personal ones. If so they should be OK?

Yeah business ones are OK. Funny how they've never been mentioned before, even ones where you have to keep your boxers on get mentioned at some stage.   

[maxxblue]

Has anybody been to either of these girls in the North East. Both only seem to have a Facebook page rather than a website or advertising anywhere. Fancying a decent massage from someone who knows what they're doing after the lockdown.  Can anyone recommend either of them?

Yes, I can recommend both of them. Never heard of either of them, but happy to oblige. 

[datwabbit]

I've found a similar thing in London.

Maybe someone's been on the same training course?
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Halcyon seems to be in either Sunderland or Whickham but I cannot get a consistent link.

[daviemac]

I've found a similar thing in London.

Maybe someone's been on the same training course?
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Halcyon seems to be in either Sunderland or Whickham but I cannot get a consistent link.

Halcyon's in Seaton Delval, not sure where the other is. They are both on Facebook but nearly all comments are from women and whilst the pages are for professional massage services all the comments have links to the posters personal pages.

[datwabbit]

Halcyon's in Seaton Delval, not sure where the other is. They are both on Facebook but nearly all comments are from women and whilst the pages are for professional massage services all the comments have links to the posters personal pages.

The other one is for proactive massage so they should be looking for you instead 

[waynekerr600]

Doesn't proactive work from a boxing club/gym in Gateshead?

I'm sure in the back of my mind that someone has mentioned that she'd does a very good (legit) sports massage.

[daviemac]

Doesn't proactive work from a boxing club/gym in Gateshead?

I'm sure in the back of my mind that someone has mentioned that she'd does a very good (legit) sports massage.

More than likely, she only advertises sports massage and all the comments are from people in Gateshead.

Edit

I've taken a proactive step and messaged to ask where she is, she didn't tell me just said she was closed due to CV-19.

[Halcyon Dave]

I must categorically state that Halcyon Massage is in no way connected to or associated with Halcyon Dave in any way. Last thing I need at my age is PM's from anyone asking for an oily see-ing to especially given the times we are going through. It takes all my time and effort to give myself a once over never mind touting for business.
Hope everyone is ok

[waynekerr600]

I must categorically state that Halcyon Massage is in no way connected to or associated with Halcyon Dave in any way. Last thing I need at my age is PM's from anyone asking for an oily see-ing to especially given the times we are going through. It takes all my time and effort to give myself a once over never mind touting for business.
Hope everyone is ok

Change your name to proactive Dave?

That'll stop them 

[Halcyon Dave]

I'm hardly proactive at my age young Wayne but I do try my best. By the time I've thought about what I'd like to to the girls normally have me at the PONR mate. I'm thinking of moving onto feet.

[Sar-Major]

I'm hardly proactive at my age young Wayne but I do try my best. By the time I've thought about what I'd like to to the girls normally have me at the PONR mate. I'm thinking of moving onto feet.

  NOT another fucker..................................

 

[waynekerr600]

I'm thinking of moving onto feet.

I'd thoroughly recommend them.

Don't know where I would be without them 

[daviemac]

I'd thoroughly recommend them.

Don't know where I would be without them 

Sitting on the sofa unable to get anywhere. 

[Sar-Major]

Sitting on the sofa unable to get anywhere. 

Probably a friggin "Beer Crate" knowing WK.....................

 

[waynekerr600]

Probably a friggin "Beer Crate" knowing WK.....................

 

An upturned bucket like Oor Willie 

[waynekerr600]

Sitting on the sofa unable to get anywhere. 

Bit like SM when he's had to much to drink 

 

[Halcyon Dave]

Don't knock it till you've tried it S-M

[Sar-Major]

Don't knock it till you've tried it S-M

Just the thought of licking or sucking someones sweaty feet is "Gross" to say the friggin least.        

I'd no sooner put raw fish in me gob either................        

 

[Sar-Major]

An upturned bucket like Oor Willie 

As posh as that is it....................       

 

[Sar-Major]

Bit like SM when he's had to much to drink 

 

Who give a "Fuck" when ya that "Bladdered" Hic, ya "Little Cunt"          

 

[waynekerr600]

Just the thought of licking or sucking someones sweaty feet is "Gross" to say the friggin least.        

I'd no sooner put raw fish in me gob either................        

 

Can't be worse than that Army initiation where all the squaddies ejaculate on a biscuit 

[Sar-Major]

Can't be worse than that Army initiation where all the squaddies ejaculate on a biscuit 

Well after 22 years in the job, I've seen and heard of some tricks being played, but not that one..................... 

 

[waynekerr600]

Well after 22 years in the job, I've seen and heard of some tricks being played, but not that one..................... 

 

Did you ever find that your biscuits weren't quite as crunchy as they should be? 

[Sar-Major]

Did you ever find that your biscuits weren't quite as crunchy as they should be? 

Nope, never ever..................

 

[waynekerr600]

Nope, never ever..................

 

Salted caramel a little bit extra salty on occasions?

[Sar-Major]

Salted caramel a little bit extra salty on occasions?

Nope as I could be a bit of a "Mr Angry" at times in my early days, and guys knew "Not to Fuck" with my stuff.   

 

[waynekerr600]

Nope as I could be a bit of a "Mr Angry" at times in my early days, and guys knew "Not to Fuck" with my stuff.   

 

Digestives a little extra hard to digest?

[datwabbit]

Digestives a little extra hard to digest?

Who's been nobbing the hobnobs

[waynekerr600]

Who's been nobbing the hobnobs

If his biscuits are fine they've been wanking in his mayo.

[datwabbit]

If his biscuits are fine they've been wanking in his mayo.

Or the face cream

[waynekerr600]

Or the face cream

More like haemorrhoid cream knowing SM

[Sar-Major]

More like haemorrhoid cream knowing SM

Fuck Off you obnoxious "Little Cunt" and go play with some fuckers "Sweaty Feet".

 

[FLYING BLUE]

Fuck Off you obnoxious "Little Cunt" and go play with some fuckers "Sweaty Feet".

 

Now now SM, don't try to bury your feelings & sit on the fence...... try letting them out 

[waynekerr600]

Now now SM, don't try to bury your feelings & sit on the fence...... try letting them out 

He can't sit on the fence.

Plays havoc with his haemorrhoids.

[FLYING BLUE]

He can't sit on the fence.

Plays havoc with his haemorrhoids.

I wonder if he's really Mr Norbert Piles (Nobby's piles) from Viz comic 

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[waynekerr600]

I wonder if he's really Mr Norbert Piles (Nobby's piles) from Viz comic 

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More like Norbert Colon.

I heard SMs last stand was even earlier then Custer's.

[FLYING BLUE]

More like Norbert Colon.

I heard SMs last stand was even earlier then Custer's.

Sit's back and waits............ 

[waynekerr600]

Sit's back and waits............ 

Bet he uses the word cunt in his reply

[northface]

I heard he's mellowed since his accident.

[datwabbit]

I heard he's mellowed since his accident.

Nothing like chewing on a Werther's original to mellow out.

[waynekerr600]

Sit's back and waits............ 

That's a fucking long nap he's having.

Do you think someone should go check on him?

[daviemac]

That's a fucking long nap he's having.

Do you think someone should go check on him?

No doubt matron will be along soon so I would't worry too much.   

[FLYING BLUE]

That's a fucking long nap he's having.

Do you think someone should go check on him?

He's likely as not struggling to compose an erudite & witty riposte 
Jeez, it really is ticking now.....

[toon972]

He might have tripped over the snake, you never know. 

[FLYING BLUE]

He might have tripped over the snake, you never know. 

I'm sure we will very soon find out, courtesy of the SM's very own dulcet tones....