DONT KNOW WHERE ON EARTH TO WRITE A REVIEW AS AM AN AULD GUY WHO DOESNT HAVE TECHNOLOGICAL EXPERIENCE BUT RECENTLY COMPLETED COMPUTER COURSE.
WENT TO NEWTOWN SAUNA EDINBURGH LOTHIAN, SCOTLAND A COUPLE OF FRIDAYS AGO AND I HAD TO GO AND CHOOSE A GIRL SO I SAT IN THE LIVINGROOM TYPE THING AND STRAIGHT AWAY A PRETTY WEE BIRD, SCOTTISH, SLIM AND TONED LOOKING WITH BROWN HAIR AND A CHEEKY YET SEXY SMILE CALLED JAYDE SPOKE TO ME AND INTRODUCED ALL THE OTHER GIRLS AND HERSELF AND ASKED IF I WANTED A DRINK, SHE WAS SMILEY, HAPPY LOOKING AND NOT ALL ANGRY LIKE SOME W.G'S CAN BE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BOYS AE?! ALL BITTER MAN HATERS. ANYWAY SHE REMBERED ME FROM A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK WHEN SHE WAS AN ESCORT AND I WAS AMAZED AND THEN I MINDED THAT I HAD TAKEN HER FOR 2 OR 3 HOURS AT A TIME A FEW TIMES! SHE WAS AS GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY LIKE BACK THEN ALTHOUGH HAS MORE CURVES NOW AND LOOKS ALL THE BETTER FOR IT, WHAT A FUCKIN MEMORY ON HER!!
ANYWAY I BOOKED HER FOR THE HOUR AND SHE GAVE ME IT ALL: GREAT OWO, DFK, AND THE BEST GFE I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME, SHE EVEN MINDED HOW I LIKED HER TO STAND WITH 1 LEG ON EITHER SIDE OF ME WHILE I LOOKED UP HER PUSSY & SHE RUBS HER CLIT, AND THAT LOOKED AS GOOD AS EVER TOO, SHE HAD NO PANTS ON BUT TIGHTS AND SAID IT WAS CAUSE OF SHOP NOT HAVING STOCKINGS, LUCKY FOR HER I PREFER TIGHTS, I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED HER TO HAVE A HAIRY PUSSY BUT THESE YOUNG LASSIES ALL SHAVE THEIR PUSSY'S. HER OWO WAS AMAZING AND SHE LOOKED RIGHT INTO MY EYES AND SMILED AT ME WHILST SHE HAD MY COCK IN HER MOUTH AND SHE DOESNT USE HER HANDS TO SUCK YOUR COCK LIKE ALOT OF THESE YOUNG LASSIES, SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT A GUY GETS HORNED UP ON, SHE SUCKED ME AND MADE SURE HER MOUTH WAS ALL WET FOR MY COCK AND SHE SUCKED IT SLOW AND LIGHTLY AT FIRST AND MADE SURE MY HEID GOT PLENTY OF ATTENTION FRAE HER TONGUE, HER RHYTHM AND SUCKING GOT FASTER AND HARDER AT EXACTLY THE RIGHT PACE, WHEN I WAS GETTING TOO EXCITED TOO EARLY THEN SHE'D STOP, GRIN AT ME WITH THAT SEXY CHEEKY WEE SMILE AND TOLD ME TO FLIP OVER AND THEN SHE GAVE ME THE BEST RIMMING I'D EVER HAD AND SAID SHE'S ON A MISSION TO BE BRILLIANT AT IT COZ SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH US GUYS LOVE IT AND IF WE LOVE IT THEN SHE FUCKIN LOVES IT!! A BIT NUTTY BUT IN A GOOD WAY, NUTTY BIRDS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST IN BED WHETHER SHE IS A W.G OR NOT. ANYWAY SHE WAS ALREADY BRILL AT LICKING MY ARSS ANYWAY AND STROKING, LICKING AND SUCKING MY BALLS, SHE THEN GAVE ME A BODY MASSAGE WHERE SHE RUBBED CREAM ALL OVER HER TITS, SMALL BUT PERKY AND BIG NIPPS, AND DOWN HER TONED-ISH BELLY, DOWN OVER HER BALDY PUSSY AND DOWN HER SLIM, LEAN LEGS AND THEN RUBBED HERSELF ALL OVER ME AND THATS WHAT SHE CALLED A BODY MASSAGE AND IT WAS ACTUALLY SEXY AS HELL, ANYHOO SHE THEN HAD ME FLIPPED OVER AGAIN AND STARTED SUCKING ME AND SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND PUT IT ON HER ALREADY WET PUSSY AND MOTIONED FOR ME TO RUB IT SEMI LIGHTLY, AND AFTER ABOUT WHAT FELT LIKE A MINUTE SHE SQUIRTED P.S.E STYLE RIGHT DOWN MY FINGERS, THATS THE 2ND TIME I HAVE EXP. THAT AND AGAIN SHE WAS THE BEST, MORE EXPERIENCED, CONFIDENT AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH HER PUSSY. I RARELY HAVE SEX AND TODAY WAS NO DIFFERENT IN THAT RESPECT SO I ENDED UP C.I.M-ING AND AGAIN SHE LOOKED RIGHT INTO MY EYES, LOVELY WEE ORIENTAL LOOKING EYES, BROWN I THINK, SMILED AND MADE MMMN-ING NOISES AND THEN OPENED WIDE AND LET ME SQUIRT IT IN, OH YA C*** WHAT A PUNT!!!
LOOKS: 9/10
SERVICE:10/10
BODY: 9/10
PERSONALITY: 10/10
THE CHANCES OF ME GOING BACK TO WEE JAYDE: OH F*** YES WHICH IS WHAT SHE GROANED AT ME WHILST I WAS RUBBING HER BALDY PUSSY!!!
ATTITUDE: 10/10
VALUE FOR CASH: TIPPED HER A SCORE
