Back before the turn of the century there was a house up this way where a few friends hung out, it was used by people who were musos and rather wild parties were held there quite often:). Anyway one party there one of my mates picked up this very quiet but rather pretty girl, she seemed a bit odd hardly said a word. Whereas I managed to pickup what some might consider a "Stunner" as it turned out "Nutter" was much nearer the mark;(.
Next weekend there was a party in London we were invited to, about 15 of us were in the van that the band used to and from gigs, muggin's here had to drive as I wasn't pissed or stoned in fact was quite a good boy really;). Fantastic place it turned out to be a five story town house and as the evening wore on couples paired off to the vacant rooms. My mate had disappeared with his quiet lady whilst my bird after she'd had a few, then a few more as she drank like a bloody fish, i heard about every hang-up, problem, bad incident etc etc that ever had happened to her and she was even predicting when she'd top herself!!.
Managed to get away from her, she kept following me around, and i was looking for a bog that wasn't filled up with mating couples;!. But then i heard a girl from somewhere making the most amazing noise and sounds, seemed as if she was "singing" as it were, then I heard my mate bawling I'm cum'in and sure enough it was miss quiet making that sound and to this day I've never heard a girl well, shall we say, make such a "music" as that was what it was!
So miss "nuts" managed to find me and stated raving on about all the activities the other girls were up to and i just managed to find a couple of bottles of strong "pop" and drunk myself to sleep in order to get away from her whining!. Seems I'd deffo picked the short straw. The atmosphere on the way home was very strained with me thinking all the time about miss "quiet" whist miss "nuts" was very jealous and threw up in the van several times:(.
I could see then why no one else had bothered with her as they prolly knew what she was like.
Whilst at the party never did fancy shagging her as she'd prolly moan and complain all the time that was going on!..
Meanwhile my mate was looking at miss quiet all the way hiome with a big grin, they were married a few months later and still are!.
Still thats life;!..