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Author Topic: carmenkissesx - Birmingham  (Read 2482 times)


32 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5206929) (27 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline theaccountant

I’ve wanted to see her for a while, but could never make the time or have my schedule to line up. I finally decided to take the plunge and see what everyone was taking about. So here we go.

The Girl: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Comms: All done by text

Time: 1 Hour @ £150.00

When: Dec 2021

Location: In the city, close to Snow Hill. On-street parking, pay and display. In the CAZ. The building has a two buzzer system, so you need to buzz at the entrance outside of the building and a second time inside before you get to the lifts.

Looks: Pretty much what I had seen from her private gallery. She didn’t have any make up on. But, based on the reviews everyone had put on here. Her looks are quite accurate from her AW photos. Her tits are natural, no bot ons. But I think you lot have played with them a fair bit as they aren’t perky as they look when inside her bra.

Service:

I am greeted by her wearing some… Pink laced lingerie (can’t really remember), she walked me into the main room of the apartment. I recognised the apartment from when I had seen another WG about 4 years ago. If I wasn’t mistaken, it was the exact same room as well. The only difference, it looks like it was ransacked, raided by the police or just like a squatter had been living there. In those 8-10 steps from the front door to the living room, I saw the Japanese styled bathtub, the bedroom with the wardrobe doors off their hinges, a pile of laundry on the bed.

I followed her into the living room and got through with the pleasantries (Hi, Hello, How have you been, and exchanged contracts). I asked for a quick shower and explained to me how awkward the bathroom is for this place (I had been in that apartment before so I know what the shower is like so brushed it off). After the abysmal shower, I wrap myself up in a towel and make my way back to Carmen. She told me as the bed in the bedroom is broken so we were going to stay on the L shaped couch.

We spoke about for a bit. What kind of punters she’s had, the other WGs she knows about, the girls she speaks to and her experience being an escort. The conversation was a bit boring really, so don’t really want to add much to this part. She slowly starts to peal open the towel, stroking my dick to life. Rolling off the couch, putting a pillow on the floor kneeling between my legs and starts to give me OWO.

Her blowjob technique is one of the best I’ve had from a WG, nice slow and sloppy. Her teeth didn’t even catch my dick once. So I just laid there, tilting my head back and let my other head enjoy the show. After about 5 minutes I asked to go down on her which she obliged and moving herself over to the other end of the couch.

Her pussy was clean but not really fresh as the taste of the lube she uses first caught my tongue. But, carried on through with my technique. Planting my mouth firmly over her pussy, using my tongue to clean off the residual lube, running it up and down her pussy till my tongue found her clit, ever so slightly inserting it into her pussy once in a while. I could feel that she was getting close as her pussy was getting wetter and wetter by the minute. She let out a small moan and propped herself up, a little out of breath and told me she wasn’t expecting that, thanking me as she went back on to her knees to suck me off again.

After a bit of OWO again, she went a got a condom. Saying something about how she afford of putting condoms on because of no knowing whether she is putting them on properly or not. Puts a bit of lube on herself and I ask her to ride me CG.

Now, at this point. My experience changes dramatically.

As she starts hopping up and down on my dick, at one point for dear life. I hold her up by her ass cheeks spreading them to open her pussy up and start to fuck her in that position to give her legs a bit of a break and to bring my dick back to life again. I tend to lose a bit of wood if a girl doesn’t ride me a certain way, at that point I take over.

We change positions to Doggy on the other end of the couch, she makes a comment of the wet patch on the blanket where she had cum earlier and positions herself for me. It was doggy, nothing that was out of the ordinary. Changed from slow and fast paced fucking. Though, I would have liked to have held her up by her arms and fucked her in that position. I don’t think she would be flexible enough to do that, especially not the couch.

Changed positions again and tried to do Mish. This was difficult as most of you know while fucking Mish on a couch, one leg is going to be on the floor and the other is going to be the couch. Making this an awkward position for me. Inserted myself in her, felt uncomfortable and pulled out. I asked her to get on top again.

Again hopping on my dick for a few minutes, she was getting tired and really seemed out of breath. Didn’t realise I was working her so hard. So I got her off me, took the condom off and she started to give me and handjob with OWO again.

I felt like I had been there for a while, asked for the time and had 5 minutes left. I was done and wasn’t going to cum anytime soon, so I ended the session there. She nervously offered me a shower again, which I declined and gave me some wipes to clean myself off.

Went back to the bathroom to grabbed my clothes, a quick chat, peck on the cheeks and made my way out.

Summary:

I am not blown away by her and I think she is overly hyped. In terms of a GFE service, she is subpar.

I’m giving this a neutral instead of a negative as she didn’t lie about any of her services, comms were good, she looks like she does in her pictures and her rates are a general reflection of the service she offers.

But it could have gone either way for me, as it was less GFE and more just a generic punt.

Would I Recommend: Well, it’s up to you. If you like her looks and energy. Then by all means go ahead. But for me, I wouldn’t see her again.

Offline Cal55

That was a good read OP, thanks for sharing. A well justified neutral. From reading that I get the impression she wasn’t too in sync… mind was somewhere else.
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Offline alibirmingham

Great review op. Mirrors my thoughts and experience somewhat.

Get a feeling that flat she works from Is just that, a working flat and she lives elsewhere. But really no excuse for not sorting the bed out especially at those prices.

Offline Cal55

Great review op. Mirrors my thoughts and experience somewhat.

Get a feeling that flat she works from Is just that, a working flat and she lives elsewhere. But really no excuse for not sorting the bed out especially at those prices.

Alibirmingham,

How did I know that was coming? :lol:
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Offline alibirmingham

Alibirmingham,

How did I know that was coming? :lol:

I’m nothing if not predictable  :D

Offline Cal55

I’m nothing if not predictable  :D

We’ll be starting a charity fund soon I’m sure. “Please donate to help escorts buy beds.” I fear it’s not just this one that has a shit bed! :D
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Offline alibirmingham

We’ll be starting a charity fund soon I’m sure. “Please donate to help escorts buy beds.” I fear it’s not just this one that has a shit bed! :D

We can certainly add Lush to the list lol

Offline theaccountant

Haha, I finally understand that joke after reading your Lush reviews AliBirmingham.

Creaky beds are one of the things that annoy me when it comes to punting. I didn't get a proper look at the bed to see what was wrong with it. But, the bedroom was in no habitable, let alone punting state.

If she is adamant on still using the couch, then maybe she should offer a "Netflix and Chill" role-play service.

Offline alibirmingham

Haha, I finally understand that joke after reading your Lush reviews AliBirmingham.

Creaky beds are one of the things that annoy me when it comes to punting. I didn't get a proper look at the bed to see what was wrong with it. But, the bedroom was in no habitable, let alone punting state.

If she is adamant on still using the couch, then maybe she should offer a "Netflix and Chill" role-play service.

Lol little bugbear of mine. It’s like a wg having no condoms. It’s a tool of the job really so when they can’t be arsed to provide even that to me it shows a lack of respect towards us punters. It’s like we’re not worth the few quid per person to have a decent bed. Wgs always expect us punters to be respectful and polite etc but can’t do the same for us.

Offline Cal55

Lol little bugbear of mine. It’s like a wg having no condoms. It’s a tool of the job really so when they can’t be arsed to provide even that to me it shows a lack of respect towards us punters. It’s like we’re not worth the few quid per person to have a decent bed. Wgs always expect us punters to be respectful and polite etc but can’t do the same for us.

Lmao - what an example! Just goes to show it's all a money making game really and cutting costs and/or being tight themselves. 
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Offline lamboman

Given up trying to meet her "send me a text with your AW name".
I would but she never replies to texts,doesn't look like I've missed much.
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Online Dock

Terrible comms and recent poor reviews have made me take her off my HL

Offline lamboman

Terrible comms and recent poor reviews have made me take her off my HL

Ditto
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