45 mins
£120 all in £30 at the door and £90 in the room (£70+£20 for the extra pop)
This was so meh that I’d actually forgotten about it till Mr White jogged my memory yesterday.
I rocked up at the sauna, there was a few women on.
Two stood out- a tallish (i think, she was sitting down), slim, dusky looking younger one and Vivienne- fairly short, blonde hair, pretty, maybe mid 40’s, with a tight looking body and proportionally smallish tits that I was surprised to find out were fake..
I went with Viv, she didn’t seem exactly enamoured by this, but was friendly enough when we got in the room.
So far so good I suppose, but unfortunately once the fun started things went downhill..
Nae kissing, nae owo, nae fingers, as soon as I went near her tits was told to be gentle (hadn’t even touched them at this point), just seemed to be one problem after an other..
So I just lay back and let her do her thing.. it was ok, I suppose, got 2 pops out me, “scratched an itch” to quote Mr White. Her fucking wasn’t bad, but not particularly great either.
The highlight was probably the 5 minute massage between rounds, but I’m not really there for that.
Overall the experience felt like the kinda shit you got in Glasgow from phoning a number in the Daily Sport 20+ years ago and rather far from my usual (although admittedly limited) Blair Street experience.
Certainly didn’t feel like value for money when she hit me with £90 at the end, especially when I think of other options, providing a much better service for around the same money.
Never say never, but doubt I’d pick her again.
