What is the most cash you have wasted in a punt?

[Metalgear2018]

I once blew £100 on a shit punt and I regretted paying that amount. But I guess it is a drop in an ocean compared to other punters on here?

[jeanphillipe]

i hope you got your body armour on, you know whats coming lmao

[winkywanky]

This promises to be yet another entertaining thread...

[DUX]

£80 after being scammed recently. And £100 on a crappy ‘1 hour’ punt that lasted about 10 minutes.

Been pretty lucky or shall I say informed by this forum and the old Hung Angels forum for TS escorts so I can’t complain.

[Ben1983]

I’ve been fortunate enough to have not “wasted” any money.

Due to the reviews on here, it enables me (and others) to, for the most part, know what we’re getting into.

The most I’ve ever spent was £170, for an hour (Review is up)

This can be an expensive hobby, so I have a “punting fund”.
That way, if it was a bad punt, atleast it was “spare” cash.

[Liverpool]

£300 on External Link/Members Only

Carefully photoshopped pictures that hide her hefty frame and her lazy eye.

[Abs]

£600!!!

I’ve told this story before in another thread so I’ll just quote myself rather than type it out again:

Sorry you had a shit punt. This review has brought up memories of my worst ever punt which might actually make you feel a bit better in comparison.

About 3-4 years ago, long before I found UKP or even AW and when I was still a very inexperienced punter, my 3rd ever punt if memory serves. Was down in Birmingham for work and booked 2 girls through Lush escorts (I didn’t even know independents existed at this point).

Booked 2 girls for 3 hours outcall at £300 each. They spent the entire time just chatting. I’m not very forceful now but I especially wasn’t back then. Did try to get a word in edgeways to move things along but wasn’t given a chance. In hindsight, and knowing what I do now, I suspect they were on drugs - the only other times I’ve seen people talk so much and so fast is after a line or 2 of coke.

Anyway, wasted £600 and 3 hours of my life for a quick hug and a peck on the cheek from each as they walked out the door at the end.

I think Lush have gone downhill since then but at the time they were actually quite good. If I’d complained, I’m sure they would have sorted me out with another booking. Unfortunately I was too inexperienced to know that complaining was an option with an agency. You are “paying for the SPs time” after all.

[threechilliman]

£130. I wish I'd burnt the money to keep warm while waiting outside as it was a cold day!

[Moby Dick]

You still here, thought you got banned, 
I do look forward to your posts

It’s a punt, like gambling, be prepared to walk away with nothing, apart from when it’s so shit you don’t even get to empty your sacs.
If you keep your first meets or TOFTT to 30mins then you won’t or shouldn’t go over £100
It’s when you do longer bookings or FFM with girls, especially so called “porn stars” you’ve never met before that it becomes expensive.
Use this site wisely and you should be OK.
Don’t spend what you can’t afford.
I’ve wasted more on friends and family I don’t even really like.

[Punterperson1971]

You still here, thought you got banned, 
I do look forward to your posts

It’s a punt, like gambling, be prepared to walk away with nothing, apart from when it’s so shit you don’t even get to empty your sacs.
If you keep your first meets or TOFTT to 30mins then you won’t or shouldn’t go over £100
It’s when you do longer bookings or FFM with girls, especially so called “porn stars” you’ve never met before that it becomes expensive.
Use this site wisely and you should be OK.
Don’t spend what you can’t afford.
I’ve wasted more on friends and family I don’t even really like.

£200 for the Apple twins or £170 was for a sp who done cim,facial and swallow with cum as many times as I could in an hour.

[Metalgear2018]

You still here, thought you got banned, 
I do look forward to your posts

It’s a punt, like gambling, be prepared to walk away with nothing, apart from when it’s so shit you don’t even get to empty your sacs.
If you keep your first meets or TOFTT to 30mins then you won’t or shouldn’t go over £100
It’s when you do longer bookings or FFM with girls, especially so called “porn stars” you’ve never met before that it becomes expensive.
Use this site wisely and you should be OK.
Don’t spend what you can’t afford.
I’ve wasted more on friends and family I don’t even really like.

No!! I don't post as much. But I do read other posts. The moderators on here are very patient and I respect them for that.

[Coriniumstud]

£90/hour
Arrived she was running late
and from the time I left and returned to my car it was about 40 minutes
So now I always wear a watch 

[Silva21]

I’ve been fortunate enough to have not “wasted” any money.

Due to the reviews on here, it enables me (and others) to, for the most part, know what we’re getting into.

The most I’ve ever spent was £170, for an hour (Review is up)

This can be an expensive hobby, so I have a “punting fund”.
That way, if it was a bad punt, atleast it was “spare” cash.

This is how I work too. I transfer a % of my salary each month into a dedicated punting account thus creating a punting fund.

The most ive spent on a shit punt was £190.

[Charliehutton]

No!! I don't post as much. But I do read other posts. The moderators on here are very patient and I respect them for that.

Are you kidding?

I've only ever happened upon two of your posts, which were quite innocuous, and yet you took a hell of a kicking, not least from the moderators themselves.

If guys like you stop sticking your heads above the parapet this forum will be a poorer place. There are some really miserable bastards on here who seem to want to suck every element of joy and fun from the whole punting experience, and they can fuck off.

[flouch]

500 USD about 15 years ago. I was desperate for a fuck in NYC, too shy to chat up civvies and saw a munter that smelled like old ham.  Fucked her, came then told her to leave.

[MrMatrix]

Scammed out of £190 5 years ago, well tucked up. Was tempted to have a go back but thought just not worth the trouble.

[JonasG]

In my drunk punt days before I regged on here at some Heathrow hotel.

Spunked about £100 after a night out on whoever she was (albeit she was great, very enthusiastic with the DFK)

But I couldn't get it up for love or money, a dead duck. Despite her best efforts.

But since I've never had a drunk punt.

[Bonker]

Ten years ago, about £6,000.
4 grand for the reception and the rest on the honeymoon.
 

[Home Alone]

Ten years ago, about £6,000.
4 grand for the reception and the rest on the honeymoon.
 

Taxi for Bonker!!

 

[Colston36]

Ten years ago, about £6,000.
4 grand for the reception and the rest on the honeymoon.
 

Still bitter? Me too, a little. I think my third and final marriage cost me millions; I mean it. Rich no more, but much happier paying escorts actually. I think my worst outside that was when I took a girl round the world. Really. She was one of the backing singers for the Allman Brothers and BB King. Spectacular looking but a TERRIBLE fuck and a brilliant liar.

[MrMatrix]

Still bitter? Me too, a little. I think my third and final marriage cost me millions; I mean it. Rich no more, but much happier paying escorts actually. I think my worst outside that was when I took a girl round the world. Really. She was one of the backing singers for the Allman Brothers and BB King. Spectacular looking but a TERRIBLE fuck and a brilliant liar.

Like you I too am still a little bitter.
Blimey married 3 times, o you silly boy, no doubt led by your cock like most of us. I dont blame you as we all strive to have a better and full relationship with our OHs. Like you I wouldnt get married again but spend on some regular SPs.
I bet your story is most interesting. But then most of us probably have interesting stories. 

[Bonker]

Colston,
Should have spent the time and money drinking and chatting with BB King.

[winkywanky]

Yes, and while he was looking the other way you could have played around with his Lucille  .

[winkywanky]

(Although they reckon she was a bit highly strung, she was great when she was on-song).

[django0700]

£60 and the feeling of getting ripped of is horrible.

[County Militia]

There are some really miserable bastards on here who seem to want to suck every element of joy and fun from the whole punting experience, and they can fuck off.

Very true but sadly I don't see that changing anytime soon. 

[Payyourwaymate]

Every shit punt is a learning experience, builds character lol; so not entirely a waste.

[lborocd1]

150 quid on a 2 girl at a hotel - I turned up. Showered and shot my bolt in the first girl within seconds after the second girl made sure I was almost at the point of shooting my load .

I was in and out within 20 minutes....felt so used as they were packing up as I was getting dressed

[Private Parts]

150 quid on a 2 girl at a hotel - I turned up. Showered and shot my bolt in the first girl within seconds after the second girl made sure I was almost at the point of shooting my load .

I was in and out within 20 minutes....felt so used as they were packing up as I was getting dressed

Professional. Bad luck. One at a time, Is my mantra, don’t let them push you. Initially Sounds brilliant but boy oh boy watch your £££ go down the drain. Softly softly catchee monkey!
PP

[tessex7544]

Back in the 90s when was young and clueless novice was approached by 2 blondes, one young, one dirty milfy in Soho.  They asked me was I interested, first I just walked on by but then I went back. I gave them something like 30 quid then they took me to a flat which they buzzed up to but then said they needed another 30 or something to give the landlady before they let us in. They took me to a cash point and I withdrew the extra cash. By then even my alarm bells were ringing and I remember just pelting and running off after i withdrew the money with them shouting and chasing me much to the laughter of those around. Losing that 30 quid hurt as well as the embarrassment of my own naivety. I have wasted a lot more since then I may add but losing 30 quid for a peck on the cheek in the street has been my nadir thus far.

[MrMatrix]

Back in the 90s when was young and clueless novice was approached by 2 blondes, one young, one dirty milfy in Soho.  They asked me was I interested, first I just walked on by but then I went back. I gave them something like 30 quid then they took me to a flat which they buzzed up to but then said they needed another 30 or something to give the landlady before they let us in. They took me to a cash point and I withdrew the extra cash. By then even my alarm bells were ringing and I remember just pelting and running off after i withdrew the money with them shouting and chasing me much to the laughter of those around. Losing that 30 quid hurt as well as the embarrassment of my own naivety. I have wasted a lot more since then I may add but losing 30 quid for a peck on the cheek in the street has been my nadir thus far.

That was a lot of money 25 years ago, especially if you had a young family. hard lesson learned

[cueball]

I think for the most is 150 quid to leave disappointed and disillusioned.

Having said that, they're few and far between, I use ukp to the full.... I read the reviews, podge the good ones and avoid the bad ones. I share a lot but I take far more.

As said above, I too have a monthly punting budget but I don't roll it on to the next month, if i don't spend my budget then it goes elsewhere.

[mh]

Years back before UKP I paid £260 for a 90 minute meeting with a supposed "submissive specialist" who claimed (and still claims) to be a PSE, no holes barred, watersports both ways, fuck doll. I even paid a deposit (only time ever) and travelled for almost 2 hours to the meeting.

It was dreadful. She was fat, lazy, far from submissive, complaining about everything and anything. I did stay for an hour but finally had enough of the griping and left. I had put her out of my mind until seeing this thread and thinking back t=o expensive punts.

This is her profile: External Link/Members Only

I see now she's had plenty of negatives on here, so good! Wish UKP had been around to save me back then. The face pic wasn't on AW back when I saw her either... 

This from her most recent review on UKP fits my experience perfectly: "By now I'm fucked off. We're 40 mins into a 90 booking, she's got zero enthusiasm and is actively stopping and making me feel like an idiot."

[Hurley]

In the days before UKP and before AW came to be the behemoth it is now I booked a girl through Northern Angels she was apparently mates with Angel Sam who I had previously enjoyed.
Stunning girl called Alex worked incall in the same flats as Sam
£300 for 2 hours up until recently it was quite possibly the worst punt I ever had talk about disappointing and disinterested
She retired weeks later never to be seen again

[sale77380]

500 on Lia Amelia

[blend57]

£350 for a two punt in London. The woman advertised herself as a 39 year milf and the pictures made her look pretty good. When I turned up I realised how bloody evil photoshop is. That photographer really earned his or her money with this one.

I should have walked but I did not have the punt was as shit as the woman looked. Was not 39 - more like 55.

[charlatan44]

So far I have just had the one terrible punt via AW which cost 160 notes.

I got scammed massively when last in Amsterdam which cost me 200 notes but shit happens - won't be going again ! Still amazed my misses let me go with my mate 

[one eyed panda]

Got scammed in the Netherlands to the tune of €270. Only significant damage in 20 years. Girl turned up and lay there like a sack of spuds while I fucked her with a condom so thick it could have been a car tyre. Eventually pulled out without coming and told her to fuck off - if that was the best she could do, I would rather wank I said. Which is what I did, in front of her. She didn't like it but got what she deserved, which was a load of spunk in her handbag.

[bbwandy72]

£180. I've spent more on punts which have gone well. But that's the most on one that's not worked out.

[Bonker]

A number of my recent punts have been a waste of money.
Due to rates hikes, I've been trawling (dredging?) the lower end of the market.

Even UFOs charge over £70 per hh nowadays.

[Herts_Outcaller]

£340 on a girl in Amsterdam's Red Light District. She was robbing me blind for everything in my wallet. I couldn't get it up in the end 

Plus £380 on a "party" session with two Romanian girls from "PleasureHoneys" agency. inc the gear. I don't even do that stuff but they talked me into giving them £100 for it, and the girls were £140 each, so £380 in total

It was an outcall round my house, and one of the girls robbed my Girlfriend's portable phone charger (had to buy another before she noticed) and wouldn't take no for an answer when she offered to sell me cocaine. She also said "Times Up!" about 30 minutes into an hour session

Also, she expected me to come after about 30 seconds and then spent the rest of the time having a go at me for not coming quick enough, which, obviously, ended up having the opposite effect as being under pressure to come quick meant that I lasted ages

Absolutely awful agency, I've had a couple of other bad experiences with them and won't use them again.

[jayj301599]

£80

But I see it important to always leave a review so it doesn't happen to anyone else

[MrMatrix]

£80

But I see it important to always leave a review so it doesn't happen to anyone else

If only every member had the same attitude.

[redfox_uk]

450 quid ....

This was back in 2006 - it was a 4 hour hotel booking with a SP from Northern Angels. I'd seen her the month before and had a fantastic session so my expectations were high.

She turned up late, without makeup and seemed tired. The session just didn't going and she started to get frustrated and so did I - I was glad when she left ....

Really put me off longer bookings

[winkywanky]

£500 on an overnight .

These days I can see that an overnight per se is probably not a good idea anyway - unless you're of an age where you can cum 2 or 3 times during the night, in addition to the shag before bedtime and the dealing-with of the morning glory. And that the girl will be as up for it as you are.

In my case the girl (a previous regular for 30min/1hr meets) was seemingly somewhat reluctant to fully engage, and in hindsight was looking at the punt as pretty well a night off, in addition to getting 500 notes for her so-called efforts.

(And before anyone asks, although this was with a girl known to some UKPers, I wasn't active on here at the time, and she's long since retired and not returned).

[Fredbone]

£100 - outcall in Manchester hotel - very hot 20 year old, BUT started with a set of “No I do not do that” and she walked out after ten minutes (with my money), could have made an issue, but went down to experience and wrote a bad review. She is now not working.

[Visionist]

500 Euros on a 60 minute duo which should have included CIM but didn't, and in which a one-pop rule was in effect (remember those?). For 500 fucking Euros!

I was so furious at myself I didn't punt for probably six weeks.

[Shortandsensible]

£150 for an hour for a girl that basically said she was done after 30 minutes.

[Home Alone]

Only - only! - £100! But it was 11 or 12 years ago when £100 was £100!

It was during my first years as a really naïve punter who was still in his 'kid in a sweetshop' phase of punting. I'd trawled through reasonably local SPs & rang a woman who was already booked for the time I wanted to see. I left it and thought. othing more about it until a week or so later when she must have had a dusty phone and rang to ask if I was still interested.

Well, at that phase of my punting, I was so I arranged to meet the next morning. As soon as she opened the door, I was looking at a woman whose AW age was even more reduced from the truth than usual. Because I was so naïve, it never occurred to me to do a runner. It taught me a real lesson about doing due diligence!

[GreyDave]

   Hemel Hempstead two flat slags that could very well of been out of Viz Mag promised an hour of fun split between the to of them
about 8-10 years ago £150 quid found them in the Sport small adds and went only to be confrunted with two lesbi 50 year olds one with a Hitachi massage thing which looked like a hairdrssers tool

I watched one lick the clit of other then she applied the rubber aided with wand thing brought me to edge quickly the other then cowgirled me like Lester Pigott  BANG all done in 15 mins.

I was lucky I supose I saw in Viz the Fat Slags broke the suspession of the Taxi driver  (was that Jimmy Red cabs ? )