RUMBLED BY RECEPTION!!!!

[myothernameis]

But.......I never found out why my neighbour was at the hotel.....who knows....he may have have been a punter!!

I met my brother at Manchester Airport, both of us were booked into hotels for the night, lucky for me, different hotels

And for the early evening, I had arranged for a escort to visit me, only in the morning did I see my brother and his family in the same check-in desk, and going to the same resort

I tell you, that was a big shock to me, considering the night before, I had been up to no good, and had no idea, he had booked his family to go on holiday to the same resort; as kids our parent had taken us here, and we love this resort

[WeeTodger]

Whenever I've had a hotel visit I generally turn up early and go straight to the bar, great chance to scope out the place to see where I'm going

[McMuffin1]

I'm normally having a pretend work row into my phone and carrying a brief case as well as a bag.  No-one wants to get involved in that.  I'm almost making myself stick out.  "Phil told me it was a watertight brief and I'm stood there like a lemon getting questioned by their team looking like a complete 4rse.  I don't care if he's busy, put him on the phone!", spinning round looking for lift or something like it's because your mind is elsewhere, then I go and really jab at the lift buttons.  "No, I'm back at the hotel now.  Waste of time." Jab jab jab sigh.  No-one's coming near me, I'm having a bad day.  If they did, I'd just go "WHAT!" and then carry on with my call.  F them.

I had a booking with an agency in Manchester a couple of years back and they sent me to the wrong hotel.  They were literally three minutes walk apart.  I had the room number, but the room number it was was on the fourth floor and I'm guessing had been converted into some sort of laundry room or something and so no longer existed.  Which was the luckiest piece of luck ever as (a) it made me question whether they had given me the right info and (b) had it existed I would have been knocking on and knowing my luck there would have been someone in there, and I don't know what the hell I'd have done then.

I've had a ton of hotel bookings and never been rumbled, but I must say I've not done one for a while and I wonder if it may be tricky now.  The receptionless day apartment sort of thing would seem to be the way forward now.

[finn5555]

I'm normally having a pretend work row into my phone and carrying a brief case as well as a bag.  No-one wants to get involved in that.  I'm almost making myself stick out. 

Why go to all that trouble making yourself look like a dick head 

[Kelgon85]

A lot of new hotels have those key card thingies now, even for the lifts! My last visit had the SP having to come down in the lift and take me upstairs. Thankfully, the lifts were pretty far from the reception and, luckily, on that occasion there weren't many people lingering around. So yeah, typically, I don't like hotels.

[77lenny00]

I haven't punted recently. But, over the years I've had 4 incall punts to hotels and 3 outcall visits to me. Never had a problem. As others have said the secret is to know where the lifts are and head straight for them!

If you think about it - how many times have you stayed at an Hotel, and went out for a while, only to come back and notice new staff on reception...

[Bonker]

If challenged:
I whip out my dick
Slap it on the counter
Slip out my 44 magnum, point it at her head
And say:
One of us is going to get their brains blown out
Do you feel lucky?

[myothernameis]

If challenged:
I whip out my dick
Slap it on the counter

So true, heard a story about someone who was challenge for id, to buy alcohol or some age related product

Well that's what this person did, whipped out his dick, here proof of my age 

[romano77]

Because they don't want their rooms used as brothels 

It's also to stop conmen/thieves etc stealing from genuine customers...

[Simon_9000]

Not reception but I was very close to busted recently when the hotel cleaners got the wrong room, unlocked and opened the door while the girl and I didn't have a stitch on. God she was fast off the bed to shut them out!

S

[RAJEC]

Not reception but I was very close to busted recently when the hotel cleaners got the wrong room, unlocked and opened the door while the girl and I didn't have a stitch on. God she was fast off the bed to shut them out!

S

Missed your chance for a threesome with the “caught by the cleaner” role play!