How to know before hand if you are going to have a good service?

[jordan2377]

I am completely unfamiliar with the escorting world but the bottom line is this: I am 20 years old and a virgin. I always had this preconceived notion that an escort is going to be giving this great service to everyone regardless of their appearance or personal merits like a Porn Star in things such as 'Midnight Prowl'.

But every time an escort catches my eye I am always disappointed by the seemingly mixed reviews. Whilst there is one guy who says they had an absolutely mind blowing experience (The person the escort is at least a little attracted to) there will be another guy saying that it wasn't very good and they didn't give them all those services which they initially listed they give.

I think this bias that some escorts have is kind of conning people, it's like offering a massage service but giving a better one to some and not to others, in my opinion any way. Once I get some money in I want to know for sure before hand if my experience will be great. What are the ways around this? Shall I opt for the less attractive escort? Shall I send them a photo of myself before hand and lay down what I want? Any help appreciated.

[fredpunter]

reviews here? or elsewhere?

[vorian]

reviews here? or elsewhere?

Multiple reviews here will reduce the risk factor, elsewhere, not so sure. Read through the review section for your area and ask some questions. The more you read on UKP the more educated punter you will be.

[fredpunter]

Multiple reviews here will reduce the risk factor, elsewhere, not so sure. Read through the review section for your area and ask some questions. The more you read on UKP the more educated punter you will be.

I'm not being clear - I was asking the OP who said he was put off by mixed reviews where he was finding those reviews - if on AW - the good ones may be written by the prossie herself, reviews here are, as you say, likely to be more reliable.

[Corus Boy]

I compare it to going to the movies.

You can read all the reviews.
You can listen to friends advice.
You can look at the actresses starring.
Decide if you like the look of them.

But the result can only be judged when you sit down and view the movie.

Sometimes you don't enjoy the movie despite all the reviews and the stars.

Other times you are struck down in wonderment.

[Aspen]

I think the last thing you do is start sending photos to anyone.

There's never any guarantee that an experience will be great. I've had indifferent days with girls I've seen several times before and have been good. The only thing I can suggest is try and choose one who is reasonably experienced, that you like the look of and has reasonable reviews. The attractiveness has no real bearing on the service. If you can hear direct by PM or whatever from a couple of reviewers even better.

[yorkshire123]

I compare it to going to the movies.

You can read all the reviews.
You can listen to friends advice.
You can look at the actresses starring.
Decide if you like the look of them.

But the result can only be judged when you sit down and view the movie.

Sometimes you don't enjoy the movie despite all the reviews and the stars.

Other times you are struck down in wonderment.

Have to agree, All the hype & awards for Gravity & i thought it was a load of crap!

[jordan2377]

You're right there Freddie. On Adult Work some of the reviews are really over the top and are all worded the same which does draw suspicion. However these mixed responses have been on various websites. Take this for example:

External Link/Members Only

I have mostly heard nothing but good responses about this particular escort. Look down at the reviews section, whereas there is one man who said he had a fantastic experience, there was another man who said there was 'no real feel' to the service. 

[Dani]

First off do not send your photo to anyone.  Secondly you cannot guarantee a great time as everyone is different and has different enjoys or likes.  No one person is the same.
As a virgin who watches porn you may also be disappointed even with the very best of girls as it is not anything like the movies.  Remember they are fake and start and stop every few minutes to get a different angle or for the woman to have a paddy as she was being hurt or whatever the reason.

If you pick a decent girl and forget every porn film you have ever seen you should have a good time but you need realistic expectations and porn movies do not give that (unless you book one of those that do all the really bad fake ohhhs and ahhhs as most women wont do that)

[fredpunter]

You're right there Freddie. On Adult Work some of the reviews are really over the top and are all worded the same which does draw suspicion. However these mixed responses have been on various websites. Take this for example:

External Link/Members Only

I have mostly heard nothing but good responses about this particular escort. Look down at the reviews section, whereas there is one man who said he had a fantastic experience, there was another man who said there was 'no real feel' to the service.

Why the heck would you want a 200 quid an hour lass for your first ever sexual experience? You're only likely to last about 5 minutes. Are you sure you aren't just trying to bring that website to our attention?

[smiths]

I am completely unfamiliar with the escorting world but the bottom line is this: I am 20 years old and a virgin. I always had this preconceived notion that an escort is going to be giving this great service to everyone regardless of their appearance or personal merits like a Porn Star in things such as 'Midnight Prowl'.

But every time an escort catches my eye I am always disappointed by the seemingly mixed reviews. Whilst there is one guy who says they had an absolutely mind blowing experience (The person the escort is at least a little attracted to) there will be another guy saying that it wasn't very good and they didn't give them all those services which they initially listed they give.

I think this bias that some escorts have is kind of conning people, it's like offering a massage service but giving a better one to some and not to others, in my opinion any way. Once I get some money in I want to know for sure before hand if my experience will be great. What are the ways around this? Shall I opt for the less attractive escort? Shall I send them a photo of myself before hand and lay down what I want? Any help appreciated.

Punting is NOT dating even though some punters treat it the same as dating, so what you look like as long as clean is neither here nor their so forget sending photos.

The best you can do is read reviews on here, my advice is forget feedback on A/W, it can be easily manipulated by the WG in reality. Choose a WG reviewed by a punter or punters you think are credible in what they have posted. Even this is of course those punters opinions which is subjective as to how good a WG was and how attractive she was. What is factual if you think the punters credible are what they paid, where she was based, what services she offered and her attitude.

There are no guarantees in punting so bear that in mind, its not a precise science. What you can do through this site is increase your chances of a good punt though.

[HornyUKlad231]

There is no way to know beforehand whether a punt is going to go well or not. All you can do is minimize the risks. Read the reviews on here. Find out as much as you can about the WG, and ask as many questions as you need to.

[vorian]

There is no way to know beforehand whether a punt is going to go well or not. All you can do is minimize the risks. Read the reviews on here. Find out as much as you can about the WG, and ask as many questions as you need to.

Well summed up. 

[dilettante]

I am completely unfamiliar with the escorting world but the bottom line is this: I am 20 years old and a virgin. I always had this preconceived notion that an escort is going to be giving this great service to everyone regardless of their appearance or personal merits like a Porn Star in things such as 'Midnight Prowl'.

But every time an escort catches my eye I am always disappointed by the seemingly mixed reviews. Whilst there is one guy who says they had an absolutely mind blowing experience (The person the escort is at least a little attracted to) there will be another guy saying that it wasn't very good and they didn't give them all those services which they initially listed they give.

I think WGs give different services to different customers - I once asked one of the Czech girls in Brum what it was like with a horrible customer - "Grin and bear it" - then when I mentioned some criticism her stable-mate had been getting on UKP, one punter's worst ever, she said "Well like I said, sometimes it's horrible." - but we as punters of course always judge them "objectively" rather than "subjectively".  I just read yesterday that a punter here got light kissing from a girl I've seen, I didn't - fair enough, I wouldn't wish it on anyone!

I think this bias that some escorts have is kind of conning people, it's like offering a massage service but giving a better one to some and not to others, in my opinion any way. Once I get some money in I want to know for sure before hand if my experience will be great. What are the ways around this? Shall I opt for the less attractive escort? Shall I send them a photo of myself before hand and lay down what I want? Any help appreciated.

They wouldn't be bothered with that with scores of emails per day, a lot of them timewasters, also it would be "unprofessional" to take any sort of personal interest however inclined they might naturally be, and unfair of us to expect or encourage it.  My own attitude is to adopt a "glass half full" approach rather than whinge when things don't come up to expectations but obviously you wouldn't go back if you had been disappointed.

[Gordo987]

There is no way to know beforehand whether a punt is going to go well or not. All you can do is minimize the risks. Read the reviews on here. Find out as much as you can about the WG, and ask as many questions as you need to.

I disagree - the quality of a punt is in direct proportion to the hardness of my cock as I'm making the booking. Its all in the mind!