Might have given the game away

[Solidrock]

Arranged to see a prossie earlier, texted her when I arrived with words to the effect of "I'm at ..... Street whenever you're ready X". Pressed 'send', a split second later I realised I had sent it to a mate who had just texted me two mins previous!  He sent a couple of texts back asking what was going on. I told him I sent it to the wrong person and haven't said anything else yet.

I'm mortified, could have curled up and died. Gonna have some explaining to do when I can think up something to say, which I can't at the moment.

 

And the fucking prossie stood me up and hasn't replied to my further texts!!

 

[Stalinator]

Don't change your story. Stick to it and just deny all.

[daviemac]

Just one of many reasons to have a punting phone.   

BTW I would check you didn't send her texts to some other mates and that's why she didn't reply   

[lewisjones23]

saying you are at a place whenever they are ready isnt that revealing tbh

[Solidrock]

saying you are at a place whenever they are ready isnt that revealing tbh

It's the fact that I put "X" at the end of the text that he picked up on straight away.

[lewisjones23]

It's the fact that I put "X" at the end of the text that he picked up on straight away.

just say it was out of habit to the mrs

[lewisjones23]

if no mrs say you were meeting one

storm in a teacup this

[cash2spare]

I reckon he will cotton on you use prossies to get your rocks off, good luck blagging out of this.

[Link7]

OP you're completely paranoid. So you left an 'X' at the end of the text, so what? Say you were meeeting wife/girlfrend/cousin/niece....any female relative.

Why on earth would your friend assume you pay for sex? The only thing that's going to give the game away is your nervousness and over-explanation

[Link7]

And fwiw if I am picking my sister up from her mates or giving her a lift, I send the exact same text. It is not a suspicious thing to say

[dongerdragginonthedirt]

OP you're completely paranoid. So you left an 'X' at the end of the text, so what? Say you were meeeting wife/girlfrend/cousin/niece....any female relative.

Why on earth would your friend assume you pay for sex? The only thing that's going to give the game away is your nervousness and over-explanation

The OP has left out the rest of the text....." I'm in the your street....... and I can't wait to rip off your underwear and eat your bumhole then bury myself into your butt balls deep and make you scream then I'm going to blow my hod sticky wad all over your face xxx"

[Solidrock]

OP you're completely paranoid.

Was hoping this was the case. Have slept on it and feel embarrassed to have brought it up tbh. Am going with the "picking up my sister" line, just have to keep the two of them apart.

Thinking of a punting phone for future though.

[Turtle1]

As posted above, storm in a teacup. It's just a mate. Imagine if you'd of sent it to the Mrs?

[Romeo Sensini]

I reckon he will cotton on you use prossies to get your rocks off, good luck blagging out of this.

Only if he's a punter himself, its not the first thing that would come to mind for most.

[raylondoner]

If a punter then maybe he's reading this 

[Jas1975]

You were meeting a female colleague from work.  No problem.

[Happyjose]

Sent a similar text by accident to a female colleague once. Just front it out.

A mate didn't realise how iMessage works and found himself in a world of shit with his OH after a weekend punting fest

[Link7]

You were meeting a female colleague from work.  No problem.

...or an old friend for lunch. In fact, you were just arranging to meet someone OP    Glad we could help and don't stress 

[hungrypunt]

...or an old friend for lunch. In fact, you were just arranging to meet someone OP    Glad we could help and don't stress 

Or yeah, Ive been fucking this bird, deal with it MATE

[Drayki]

or just simply tell him to mind his own fucking business, its got fuck all to do with him unless you wanna spill the beans and reveal your hidden secret 

[CoolTiger]

All the more reason to have a separate mobile for punting only. That way, your friend's contact details nor his message would have been displayed on your punting mobile.

[fastnet]

All the more reason to have a separate mobile for punting only  +1

[raylondoner]

Just tell him that you're shagging your sister (or brother). 

[mediumjoe]

His sister or brother.

[Plan R]

P.U.N.T.I.N.G.P.H.O.N.E.
 

 

[Link7]

Or yeah, Ive been fucking this bird, deal with it MATE

Haha true! that would actually have been the simplest explanation. "Mate sorry about that text, was meant for this bird i've been shagging (didn't pay her, promise!)" 

Unless of course OP couldn't pull a muscle and his mate knows it.